Worst moment, when I was 15, I was with a 16 year old chick. After about 3 months of "dating" we decided to do the nasty. We tried before this but we were so fucking nervous because of parents in the next room that we decided not to.

Finally we were alone, downstairs in her house around 2 a.m. at night with her parents asleep. We striped down laid on the couch and went at it. It was my first time and was freaking out, never could grab the concept that I was in fact "Having Sex". After about 25 minutes or so of this I was finally about to bust a nut. I blew my load in the condom inside of her, we were both in amazement since it wa sher first as well. We were all done and I went up to the bathroom to "refresh myself". I walked in, turned on the light, went to the toilet, looked down, and the WHOLE fucking condom was wrapped around the base of my cock. "HOLY FUCK" I yelled and thought I woke everyone up. I didn't luckily, but the fucking condom broke and it was the only form of protection we used.

I cleaned up anyway, went back downstairs and sat on the couch, I then told her what happened, she freaked out, and started to cry. She then went upstairs, woke up her mom, told her EVERYTHING that happened. (Her Dad never did find out.)

Then, her mother and her came back downstairs, she was still crying and her mom was hugging her the whole time. For some reason, I couldn't find my clothes, so I was left sitting there until 6:30 in the morning in my underwear while her mother blamed me for everything.

The next day we went to the hospital and she got the "Day after pill" thing. After that, I didn't really think it was a big deal, they were both crying on the way to the hospital, I wanted to tell them to shut the fuck up, that everything was fine and Mr.Day-After-Pill will save the day.

Needless to say, I'm still with her, never used a condom again, she uses the pill only which is nice.

First time ever had sex, and the condom broke, I thought my life was over and god was trying dis-own me. So I joined the adult community with you folks! :winkwink:

i was that cop

Ugh -- I'm moving to Oahu next month -- please tell me it's not like that there ;)

I was slapped by my bitch!! :mad:

Nah, visited Oahu a few times, it's a cool place. Most of hawaii is ok, I hear Maui can be tough in some areas, but Hilo on the big island is the worst by far.

ahahaha

Pleased to make your day.

STFU!

there are two happens to me, both bad

when I was very young boy the KGB has taken my father and I never to see him ever again

another time I was visiting the farm of my cousin. at night I was told to go to the well to bringing in water. it was very dark for there was no moon out. he had cleaned the barn of all the cow shittings and made it into a large pile in front of the well that I did not see, only smell when I step into the pile as tall as my knees

it was in January, and I was made to pour cold well water over me to be cleaned. I do not know if you have even been in Russian winter, but you do not bathe if you do not need it until the spring

the water was so cold, my dick did not come back out to normal until the summer

I am hating my cousin even this day . . . but I get even so he never mess with his cousin again

he comes to visit our farm one winter, and he must to milk our cow in the morning. we have pail for milk and I fill it with pig shit and put it on high ledge. when he pulled it down it came on him . . . he then must pour cold water on to him . . . it was funny to watch

"there are two happens to me, both bad

when I was very young boy the KGB has taken my father and I never to see him ever again "


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Man you have to hate the relationship stories, and I understand where Armed & Hammered is coming from.

I was in a relationship with this girl for 2 and a half years, and we knew each other and were good friends before the relationship. We spent a lot of time together and were planing to get married. She always came over every night and we went out or just spent time at home. I bought her a 5k ring and a 1k dog cause I liked to give her shit I guess (STUPID) Then she got a new job, then we started spending less time together I thought things where getting a little weird but I just looked passed it cause we always talk about how we never had anything to hide from each other.

Then her sister was getting married and I was in her wedding. So I go to the wedding and things are really weird and I cant quite figure out what is the problem. Well, the next thing I know here comes this asshole to the wedding reception and im like WTF who the fuck is this and it was some guy that she works with that she had been seeing behind my back. I was pissed and so hurt cause I thought she was the one that I was going to be with for the rest of my life. Well, here comes the really shitty part of it all it had been about a month and everything was getting better for me when I get a credit card bill in the mail for 15k. She took my credit card one night and went out on a shopping spree. I know it sounds stupid (why would you leave you wallet out or why would you give it to a woman) well I trusted her, I shouldn't have but I did. So to clear it all up I was out 21k and a broken heart.

She ruined it for every women now. I have been on a war path ever since!

:321GFY

kmanrox took my short story.:1orglaugh

you dont even WANT me to begin with telling you the meanest thing i've done to my dog's genitalia!

I am thinking this thread is meanest happened to you, so what is meanest thing your dog has been doing too your gentlemen?

Damn... those are some seriously sad stories. I thought yours was bad Gutterboy - that is, until I read Armed & Hammered's. BTW, A&H, nice resolution to your story...

I guess I've been pretty fortunate. I've had mean shit done to me here and there, but nothing really life altering.

My girlfriend of 2+ years (the one I was sure was THE one for me) "sort-of" cheated on me with her ex-fiancee. No actual sex, apparently, but many, many lies. That pretty much sucked.

It's all for the best now though. She wasn't good enough for me :)