WOW...all I can say is WOW... AH Your story is almost inconceivable. That is some girl you had.

ChAChA...did ya take any pictures....that could be a new niche:winkwink: KIDDING...that must have been tough

I don't really remember anybody doing anything super mean to me...well at least not at the level and nastiness I have been reading.

But I do remember this poor kid in grade school. He wanted to fit in so badly. This kid Matt, was a nice boy, who tried to hard. The school bully gave him some chocolate one day and said they could be friends. Matt was so excited that he had a friend that he tried to share his chocolate with everyone in the class.
Nobody wanted it...strange you say... a room full of 5th graders denying chocolate but hindsight is 20/20
Matt ate the most of the chocolate bar and gave some to the teacher. Needless to say, Matt had a little accident in the classroom and the teacher nearly did too.
The chocolate was EXLAX....and matt had to be taken to the hospital. Poor guy came back to school after a week or so, and never held a grudge.

Muahaha,


Nice revenge... well prepared and all... I give it :thumbsup

2 Words ?Stock Market?

any luck getting it back?

If ever there was a post which deserved a prize, it's this one.

I have a bunch. Let's see, ill go with one on the top of my head...

I was about 15-16, still living on the Big island of Hawaii. Now, people on the Hilo side HATE white people. I really mean it.

My mom and I lived in a house which was sort of behind another house off of the street. If you were driving in from the street, you basically saw a small road, with two speed bumps, leading toward our and our neighbors place.

Right next to this small road, in front of our place, was another house. This one filled with "locals". Don't want to single out Hawaiians here, because it was hardly just Hawaiians who hated white people on the Big Island, but in this case the people were.

Anyways, for a while, they had been riding some kind of go-cart race car back and forth on our driveway. It was annoying, but we let it slide for about a month. We (mom and I) witnessed a kid about maybe 6 years old riding this thing, breaking turns, and riding back without an adult around, and at that point, we were afraid of having a lawsuit if that kid got hurt on our property.

We put up "No trespassing" signs on the grass which bordered our driveway. Figured if we had these, at least we could argue something in court if one of their kids killed themselves on our property.

Of course this didn't do anything to stop anything really. Finally the novelty of this go-cart wore off, and it wasn't driven as often. The kids who lived in that house in front of us, and their friends, just started riding their bikes all the time on the driveway, up to, and including our garage.

The kids had also found it entertaining to turn our 'no trespassing' signs around toward our house, whenever they felt like riding their bikes through our driveway/garage.

I made the mistake once of yelling at the kids one day to cut it out (more like, "get the fuck out of our garage" actually), while they were riding their bikes around in our garage, making "haolie" racist comments at us. We were heading out, and I figured from the way they were acting, they were just going to go through our stuff. Pretty much the reason I had said anything.

Big mistake.

Man, the father of those kids heard me, and came running over, and practically jumped me, he was shaking he was so mad. He went off screaming about, "Fucking Haolies! Fucking living on MY LAND, HAWAIIAN LAND" etc. etc.. "Haolies" is local slang for "white" or in actuality, "******" basically. It's a racial slur against white people.

The guy finally cooled off after about 15-20 mins, and walked away. I was shocked as hell, I was just a kid, and this guy was a 30-35 year old adult freaking out on me.

That night, they screamed out racial slurs to my mom and I all night. Yelling like crazy. The next day, they had put up a sign they made on their lawn which said, "Fuck you Haolies, GO HOME". Besides that, the most they did was glare and shout out the occasional slur whenever we drove in and out of our driveway. Of course, that was the only entryway for us to get to our house, so it was quite often.

I was on home schooling at this point, from putting up with the same racist crap at schools. Kinda made me get a little nutty. Mom ended up calling the police, and when the officer came by, I made a bunch of threats that he better do something about this problem, or I sure as hell would. I went a little freaky on him (the cop). Stupid immature little kid thing to say, but I meant it.

He talked to our neighbors, and they took down the sign, and stopped harassing us mostly. Still uncomfortable to live next to that kind of crap, but we just had to bite the bullet.

Ahh, Hawaii sucks. Still, if you are white, it really gives you a view on racism first-hand. I practically want to shoot someone when they say, "******" or "wet back" with hate in their voice now that I'm on the mainland.

Still... I wish people would realize that racism isn't just limited to their own race. It seems everyone feels singled out, when it really isn't that way at all, every race has it's share of fucking racist morons.

My step father lit me on fire when I was 6 for taking a sip of his whiskey. Unfortunately the blaze got a little out of control. Both my parents burned alive and I had burns over 95% of my body.

Now that I live on my own in the hospice, I drink all the whiskey I want. Unfortunately I'm also an alcoholic.

http://www.mnsi.net/~jbabcock/death.jpg

Holy shit, I just laughed! Happy?

Hmm... mean things... I have no idea. Ooo! I got kicked out of my place by my roommate once. Sucked at the time, but funny as hell now that I think about it.

I'd rather not say.

:winkwink:

yeah, i'm getting it all back by the end of next week. however, this guy/group have my social insurance number, and a fake driver's license - so the effects will be felt for a long while. i have holds on both credit bureaus's - the next step is to change my SIN - a major pain in the ass that apparently will take at least a year.

i got shot by a cop!

Worst moment, when I was 15, I was with a 16 year old chick. After about 3 months of "dating" we decided to do the nasty. We tried before this but we were so fucking nervous because of parents in the next room that we decided not to.

Finally we were alone, downstairs in her house around 2 a.m. at night with her parents asleep. We striped down laid on the couch and went at it. It was my first time and was freaking out, never could grab the concept that I was in fact "Having Sex". After about 25 minutes or so of this I was finally about to bust a nut. I blew my load in the condom inside of her, we were both in amazement since it wa sher first as well. We were all done and I went up to the bathroom to "refresh myself". I walked in, turned on the light, went to the toilet, looked down, and the WHOLE fucking condom was wrapped around the base of my cock. "HOLY FUCK" I yelled and thought I woke everyone up. I didn't luckily, but the fucking condom broke and it was the only form of protection we used.

I cleaned up anyway, went back downstairs and sat on the couch, I then told her what happened, she freaked out, and started to cry. She then went upstairs, woke up her mom, told her EVERYTHING that happened. (Her Dad never did find out.)

Then, her mother and her came back downstairs, she was still crying and her mom was hugging her the whole time. For some reason, I couldn't find my clothes, so I was left sitting there until 6:30 in the morning in my underwear while her mother blamed me for everything.

The next day we went to the hospital and she got the "Day after pill" thing. After that, I didn't really think it was a big deal, they were both crying on the way to the hospital, I wanted to tell them to shut the fuck up, that everything was fine and Mr.Day-After-Pill will save the day.

Needless to say, I'm still with her, never used a condom again, she uses the pill only which is nice.

First time ever had sex, and the condom broke, I thought my life was over and god was trying dis-own me. So I joined the adult community with you folks! :winkwink:

i was that cop

Ugh -- I'm moving to Oahu next month -- please tell me it's not like that there ;)

I was slapped by my bitch!! :mad:

Nah, visited Oahu a few times, it's a cool place. Most of hawaii is ok, I hear Maui can be tough in some areas, but Hilo on the big island is the worst by far.

ahahaha

Pleased to make your day.

STFU!

there are two happens to me, both bad

when I was very young boy the KGB has taken my father and I never to see him ever again

another time I was visiting the farm of my cousin. at night I was told to go to the well to bringing in water. it was very dark for there was no moon out. he had cleaned the barn of all the cow shittings and made it into a large pile in front of the well that I did not see, only smell when I step into the pile as tall as my knees

it was in January, and I was made to pour cold well water over me to be cleaned. I do not know if you have even been in Russian winter, but you do not bathe if you do not need it until the spring

the water was so cold, my dick did not come back out to normal until the summer

I am hating my cousin even this day . . . but I get even so he never mess with his cousin again

he comes to visit our farm one winter, and he must to milk our cow in the morning. we have pail for milk and I fill it with pig shit and put it on high ledge. when he pulled it down it came on him . . . he then must pour cold water on to him . . . it was funny to watch

"there are two happens to me, both bad

when I was very young boy the KGB has taken my father and I never to see him ever again "


:eek7

Man you have to hate the relationship stories, and I understand where Armed & Hammered is coming from.

I was in a relationship with this girl for 2 and a half years, and we knew each other and were good friends before the relationship. We spent a lot of time together and were planing to get married. She always came over every night and we went out or just spent time at home. I bought her a 5k ring and a 1k dog cause I liked to give her shit I guess (STUPID) Then she got a new job, then we started spending less time together I thought things where getting a little weird but I just looked passed it cause we always talk about how we never had anything to hide from each other.

Then her sister was getting married and I was in her wedding. So I go to the wedding and things are really weird and I cant quite figure out what is the problem. Well, the next thing I know here comes this asshole to the wedding reception and im like WTF who the fuck is this and it was some guy that she works with that she had been seeing behind my back. I was pissed and so hurt cause I thought she was the one that I was going to be with for the rest of my life. Well, here comes the really shitty part of it all it had been about a month and everything was getting better for me when I get a credit card bill in the mail for 15k. She took my credit card one night and went out on a shopping spree. I know it sounds stupid (why would you leave you wallet out or why would you give it to a woman) well I trusted her, I shouldn't have but I did. So to clear it all up I was out 21k and a broken heart.

She ruined it for every women now. I have been on a war path ever since!

:321GFY

kmanrox took my short story.:1orglaugh

you dont even WANT me to begin with telling you the meanest thing i've done to my dog's genitalia!

I am thinking this thread is meanest happened to you, so what is meanest thing your dog has been doing too your gentlemen?

Damn... those are some seriously sad stories. I thought yours was bad Gutterboy - that is, until I read Armed & Hammered's. BTW, A&H, nice resolution to your story...

I guess I've been pretty fortunate. I've had mean shit done to me here and there, but nothing really life altering.

My girlfriend of 2+ years (the one I was sure was THE one for me) "sort-of" cheated on me with her ex-fiancee. No actual sex, apparently, but many, many lies. That pretty much sucked.

It's all for the best now though. She wasn't good enough for me :)