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Phoenix 09-17-2008 05:45 PM

wicked story...after reading it...i shot for the goal with my wife

if she is pregnant im coming after you for child support..lol

brandonstills 09-17-2008 06:05 PM

Have you ever considered a career writing erotic stories?

MaDalton 09-17-2008 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 14767543)
3 things:

1) Best fucking story ever.

2) Awesome use of paragraphs.

3) Name and address of where you were.

i second that - lol

NinjaSteve 09-17-2008 09:41 PM

How long did you sleep?

Cory W 09-17-2008 09:47 PM

That was a great story.

Porko 09-17-2008 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandonstills (Post 14772652)
Have you ever considered a career writing erotic stories?

so true!

Penthouse Tony 09-17-2008 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 14767493)
Maybe I should go do it again tomorrow and really think it over! Ill keep you posted!

That's the BP I know, always doubling down!

boneprone 09-18-2008 01:14 AM

Im in the room right now. Im about to go again here in 20 minutes..

Ill give a full report!

Also at night there is a high end night club here with all the whale gook bizzness men. The China hookers come here at night. They doll way up and they are prancing all around on one floor..

Persius 09-18-2008 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 14773701)
Im in the room right now. Im about to go again here in 20 minutes..

Ill give a full report!

Also at night there is a high end night club here with all the whale gook bizzness men. The China hookers come here at night. They doll way up and they are prancing all around on one floor..

ask for VIP rim job :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pamon 09-18-2008 02:45 AM

awesome story. can'twait for part 2...:)

AMP's FTW

pamon 09-24-2008 12:58 AM

whatever happened to the second trip to the place? any more VIP treatment?

Snap3 09-24-2008 02:11 AM

hope you cleaned your ass in the tub other whise the towell was probably brownie! ;) great story and hope you went back :D

jscott 09-24-2008 02:36 AM

need a wingman? id have swooped over there in a heartbeat, great story man, makes me want to rush my trip over there

fuzzylogic 09-24-2008 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pamon (Post 14797251)
whatever happened to the second trip to the place? any more VIP treatment?

he must have chickened out :warning

DWB 09-24-2008 05:36 AM

You should have bareback fucked every one of them bitches.

The great thing about the Chinese law about them having child limitations, is that ALL the chicks are on the pill. You can blow your load into any of them and they don't say a peep about it. Pure bliss. From high class girls to cheap hookers working in the barber shops with the pink lights... all willing to take your load.

PenetratinP 09-24-2008 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 14798132)
You should have bareback fucked every one of them bitches.

The great thing about the Chinese law about them having child limitations, is that ALL the chicks are on the pill. You can blow your load into any of them and they don't say a peep about it. Pure bliss. From high class girls to cheap hookers working in the barber shops with the pink lights... all willing to take your load.

Are they actually on the pill? I heard that the copper IUD is the most popular form of birth control over there.

Copper IUD = 99.9% effective, zero maintenance, and lasts for 10 years :thumbsup

Sosa 09-24-2008 07:28 AM

lol another classic from boneprone

Kudles 09-24-2008 12:18 PM

By far the best story I have ever read!!!

JayDeeZee 09-24-2008 12:39 PM

That story reminds me of this movie:

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Porn Producer 05-27-2009 03:03 PM

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Choopa Phil 05-27-2009 03:10 PM

this was the best story i have ever read on the internet hands down!

mikeyddddd 05-27-2009 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 14773701)
Is a Handjob therapy?


Anal Hobbit 07-05-2009 11:56 AM

I gave boneprone this tip

femdomdestiny 07-05-2009 12:35 PM

BLog
 
Can I use your story on my blog?

Penthouse Tony 07-05-2009 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 16031841)
I gave boneprone this tip

Know of any places in Toronto?

shimmy2 07-05-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 14772604)
nice China story, but I can't help wondering........ can't you get pretty much the same thing in the U.S. for not much more money?

yes, $39.99 in hayward CA, no bathtub but 1 hour rubdown, vip etc. you dont have to go to china dude. and they speak engrish here

Sosa 07-05-2009 12:54 PM

lol this was a classic

CDSmith 07-05-2009 04:09 PM

How were the cookies?

NoComments 07-05-2009 04:41 PM

This is the first over 5 lines post I read on GFY, good writing, mate!

CunningStunt 07-05-2009 05:21 PM

Awesome story. Best read in here for a long time :1orglaugh

Platinumpimp 07-05-2009 06:05 PM

Very nice write up Boneprone. How's the food in Changsha? :)

a1ka1ine 07-05-2009 11:20 PM

please furnish long and lat details of this particular establishment.

additionally, if anyone has any suggestions for a place like this in thailand please let me know, but im sure it would be more than 50 usd -.-"

boneprone 01-04-2011 02:39 PM

Someone was asking about this story. Damn. Was it really that long ago?

will76 01-04-2011 02:54 PM

Great story man.

Some things to remember. Act like you have been there before and done that, Roll with it and play it cool.

Pitching a tent is a like a big compliment to them, so no need to hold it back. If you still want to hold it back, then don't just think about Grandmaw, think about fucking grandmaw. that should help.

You right around busting the nut and ending it though. They should leave that part for last. Once we bust a nut, its time to go. Clean me up and get me the fuck out of there.

EZRhino 01-04-2011 03:12 PM

Great story, turn your trip to china into a screen play.

Deputy Chief Command 01-04-2011 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 17820177)
Someone was asking about this story. Damn. Was it really that long ago?

nice story and nice experience, but you should know that most high end hotels offer such service in china

and one thing , you kept insisting you were in the best hotel in china or something ,but you do realise Chansha is a shithole city in a very poor province in china ? very doubtfull the hotel was really the "best" of china or even near the top 50 :2 cents:

AzteK 01-04-2011 04:37 PM

man that was a great story

Puremeds-J 01-04-2011 06:31 PM

damn good story

GAMEFINEST 01-04-2011 06:42 PM

I hear this shit in hayward and in the sf areas..

Spunky 01-04-2011 06:47 PM

Now that's a great massage,they need to do that shit here..for the same price that is


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