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stickyfingerz 12-22-2008 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15229992)
Nah, I do not carry them around with me. If someone were to try and break into my house, and I was here. I hope they remember their way out. Plenty of both laying around here. Hidden, and not.

So you break into my place, make sure you have had your last rights. I may give you a Bruce Willis one liner before I start firing. You are trespassing. Sign posted.

That was your one, and only, warning.

Yippe Kay Eh mother fucker, feet dont fail you now. Adios Muchaos. :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 12-22-2008 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15230093)
Yippe Kay Eh mother fucker, feet dont fail you now. Adios Muchaos. :1orglaugh

My thoughts exactly. :winkwink:

tranza 12-22-2008 04:40 AM

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RTP 12-22-2008 04:50 AM

chainsaw and acid

sexandcash 12-22-2008 04:51 AM

when the shit goes down, girls need weapons
 
I carry pepper spray and a shocker after I was ass grabbed on the amtrack train while sleeping...a girl's gotta protect herself if shit goes down

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Protect yourself ladies...so you don't have to count on someone else to do it for you....

HomerSimpson 12-22-2008 05:28 AM

don't carry anything...
if some of those situations do happen the most important thing is to have balls and to be brave, and you'll get out of it... having a gun or a knife won't help you much if you're coward or scared...

InternetIsForPorn 12-22-2008 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson (Post 15230461)
don't carry anything...
if some of those situations do happen the most important thing is to have balls and to be brave, and you'll get out of it... having a gun or a knife won't help you much if you're coward or scared...

Y-yeah, but that works mostly in theory. Unless you're Chuck Norris, going up against 5 guys isn't very "brave" without a gun.

I either carry a gun or (god knows how this thing is called) a small metal thing loaded with huge ass tear gas "bullets". Knocks out everyone within a 180 degrees viewing angle and within 15 feet.

SpicyM 12-22-2008 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 15229884)
Why Jesus? Isn't God more powerful than Jesus?

If you were educated, you would know that God has 3 persons and Jesus is one of them.

MakingItPay 12-22-2008 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 15229984)
I have never carried neither and yet somehow have managed to make it to age 40. Oh wait I choose not to go into areas where is might be necessary to have such a knife or be to stupid enough to starts shit with dumbasses that might be carrying weapons because they have small penises. Besides killing someone with a gun or a knife is so unpersonable. I mean snuffing the life out of someone with just your own bare hands now THAT'S killing someone. A REAL man can kill someone without weapons. Everyone else is a pussy.

If I could stop an armed guy(s) with just my bare hands and my bullet proof penis I would never carry a gun or a knife. Where I am from people that want to take your stuff don't ask to see your penis before they shoot you and if it is big enough they let you go. :)

skrinkladoo 12-22-2008 04:03 PM

these options are messy ...

jollyperv 12-22-2008 05:12 PM

I carry brass knuckles everywhere, very hard to drop and pretty effective. Got a shotgun for the house. Getting a pistol soon. Shit is bad down here.

Kudles 12-22-2008 05:17 PM

That would be neither

brassmonkey 12-22-2008 05:35 PM

i ride with my twin 9's or my .45


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