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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15502255)

Hookers and Blow!

never done blow but what the hell sounds like a plan to spend the last days :thumbsup

My To-Do list would include:

1. Body slam a Jehovah Witness on my front lawn (for shits 'n giggles).

2. Get plastered on Jack Daniels and go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

3. Eat a big, greasy meal at A&W - then march over to the Mayor's office and take a big steaming dump on his desk.

4. Do something far too illegal to detail here.

5. Borrow a tank from the local Armoury and play slalom downtown amongst all the parked cars.

6. Super-glue my neighbour's yappy chihuahua to a passing train (adios you annoying little shit!)

And last but not least...

7. Send my Ma some nice flowers and thank her for the opportunity to look at the stars in the night sky.

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Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 15502397)

While it's a great topic that opens the door to answers ranging from sweet to absurd it exposes a greater question as to why people would need a pending death to begin living life to the fullest.

Your life is always on a clock. You have a natural life span spread across four quarters of life. Childhood, young adult, middle age and elderly. You should move forward through life doing the best you can. Many experiences are age appropriate so you try and get as much done as you can before entering the next quarter of life. It's very hard to go backwards and forward is coming fast. Every day counts.

You have an expiration date. Why do you have to know the exact time before living life to the fullest.

so true. However it's a bit different when you know you only have about six months to live.