You and Jager........reminds me of saving my Mardi Gras Jager beads for you and the expression on your face when I gave them to you at the Phoenix Forum. It was like a lil boy on xmas morning. (then again you were pretty lit so maybe the expression was from the heat flashes that you were having from all the Jager you were consuming at the time?) LOL
Do you still have those beads mate?

Let me throw in story about getting woken up at 8am Sunday morning one year by one of our sponsors, who absolutely *had* to have their Cristal bottle that very moment. I mentioned to him that it was unfridgerated and likely warm, but apparently that was even better for their purposes. I went to the room, knocked on the door, and got a smirk from the guy who cracked the door to grab the bottle and few giggles from inside the room, and I left, knowing I had done a good deed.

A few years back, an attendee was pretty wasted from my understanding and was standing near the sponsors table right before we gave out the Cristal to the sponsors. He had in his hand, one of the big bottles engraved for premium sponsors (that bottle was for my client CorbinFisher.com), and he was chugging it! JoAnn Cadwell saw what was going on, confronted him, and said "Where did that come from?" His reply "There right over here, I'll grab one for you..."

It took almost 3 months to get a new bottle engraved and sent over to my client. :)

Wow, you know me that well? :helpme

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh oh man....

oh man, i remember reading about that, i think that guy got fired, somebody from braincash

Ok here?s my story sorry for making it an epic.

A few years ago I brought my girlfriend to the Forum since we both live in town and CCBill throws a good party. It was only a month earlier my girl found out what I did for a living and so grudging agreed to go to the conference with me. After a great dinner in the ballroom and having a drink with the always fun Curious Toyboy whom I met that night, we went out to the courtyard to continue the festivities. Since I was drinking like a fish and my bladder is the size of a freakin? thimble I?d have to pee every 10 minutes. So every time I?d leave my girlfriend alone for a couple of minutes she?d be swarmed by marginally sober male attendees. I think her tight shirt and natural D breasts had a little something to do with it. So time after time I?d walk back to my girl and rudely interrupt the sword fight going on around her. We ended up meeting a lot of people that night but one guy stuck around after realizing the girl was with me. He started talking about how he was starting a site for Totally Tabitha. A couple minutes later Tabitha shows up and asks if I?d be interested in performing in a movie. Since banging some chick in a three way porn that was to appear on the Internet probably would have had an adverse effect on my girlfriend , plus I?ve got and Asian dick the size of a sharpened golf pencil, I declined. But I did offer my amateur photography skills to shoot the stills for their video.

Fast forward about 20 minutes and the team was able to recruit a couple of guys for the video. Tabitha, her manager, two Forum attendees (the stunt cocks), and me and my girl head up to Tabitha?s room. My girl not being 100% comfortable with the idea of bearing witness to a live double penetration was a total trooper and came into the room but opted to sit on the other side of the divider wall by the bathroom thus not being directly exposed to the frolicking fuck fest that was to ensue. Oddly enough, there was some dude in an air cast already in the room who offered to keep my girl company while we worked.

So Tabitha undresses and I start shooting the stills. Every now and again I peek over to make sure my girl is ok. She?s turned beet red and keeps muttering ?I can?t believe this is happening?. Ignoring the clear signs of distress I continue to snap photos. So now the two guys enter the scene with cocks in hand ready for action. I peek back over to see if my girl is ok and I notice the douche bag with the air cast slings his arm over her asking her if she would like to leave with him. At this point I decided that as fun as shooting stills is I?d rather have my girl so I politely excuse myself from the shoot and grab up my girl and head out.

She was still a little freaked out to be in the same room as a porn shoot but got over it quick. We then head over to LightSpeed?s hospitality suite for some more food and drinks. We finish off the night extremely drunk by the pool where she declares how this is the most fun she?s had in years.

So the moral of the story is that I did my first porn shoot and had a kick as time with my girl thanks to the Phoenix Forum and its sponsors.

Just Dave might have one or two of those tucked away too... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Tabitha is a cool chick and is ready for what ever..
sounds like your into your gf a lot! Too bad you had to leave because of her..:2 cents:

In fact, I do still have them. I kid you not - they are on my bed post!

BTW, who's idea was it to put the chairs in the elevator? That came in handy more than once.

My second story has a little more drunken debauchery in it since that seems to be the theme here :winkwink:

My first actual beer pong event. I've played before, but never for a prize, let alone 2k! Thank you Avalanche (Cherry Pimps) for the opportunity!! One of the best events at the shows lately. Definitely a highlight at the Phoenix Forum now!!

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I didn't even plan on playing, but just watching. Little did I know there was a seasoned vet in desperate need of a long armed partner.

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So I take a couple practice shots for warm up. Avalanche or Rochard gave me a xxxIronMan shirt to compete in so I went to the pool bathroom to change. Lots of twinks running around so I wanted to help them maintain their composure by not taking my shirt off in front of them. Quite frankly I was scared of being stripped of my flesh by doing so. So I go and do that and when I get back to our table I get to meet our opponents. Ironically the only 'fruity' team. One wearing nothing but matching motif, fruit of the looms.

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There we are playing beerpong with the only 'gay' team. The guy in the tighty grays was double fisting beers while drinking what we landed a pong ball in. So he got pretty trashed right away and started fucking with Alex and I while we were shooting by dropping his elastic a bit to reveal his nest of flaccid penis. I'm going to blame them for making that particular round last way too long. What 45 minutes to off them? In the end it was a close round with them. It got down to 2-1. I think I dropping the winning shot in their last cup.

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Since we took a long time from the distracting junk shots (I blame Alex) everyone else had played two rounds to our one. So we had to play two teams to advance to be a finalist. Something like that. It was confusing but I noticed it was on holding up the tourney. It was down to bugbee & christian, the badoink guys and us. Mason and his teammate were either still in or just got knocked out, I'm not sure. All that damned beer :thumbsup

So we had to take on the Badoink Guys.

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At first we had the advantage by a couple cups and we were feeling good about this round.

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But then it took a turn for the worse... Gotta give it to the badoink crew, they channeled into the way of the winds that were blowing threw and managed to catch up really quick. Like back to back double dunks! It was down to 1 cup each... 4 guys - 2 cups!

We traded solo blows for that last cup on each side for a couple rounds each and then it dropped right on us!

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They beat us! Those Badoinks!!!!

That left us in third and sent the badoink guys into the finals with bugbee and christian. In the end the champions used some distracting methods on the final round as well...

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I much rather would have these distractions rather than the gay dudes poppin their pubes at us :Oh crap

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That trophy is OURS this year!!!! We got this ALEX!!!!

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After all was done there we played Mason and his teammate for 40 bucks. We played with a few different old school rules and we ended up taking that one. I came out of that beerpong event with 20 bucks...


Oh, and I flooded Mason's bathroom right after... Sorry again Mason :upsidedow

Good times!! :glugglug

I think that was freeones :thumbsup

Heres another quick mini story...

after years of my friends offering me jager and me turning it down...

I took my first shot of yager from Rochard's hands my 1st year in phx and then my second shot at my second phx forum

Heres to shot #3 Rochard!!!

Not a Phoenix story, but seemed an appropriate place.

Anyone who knows me knows that I don't like to drink, and don't often do it.
Rewind to Amsterdam in September, and it's already been a long night w/ Bjorn and Sam from CommerceGate, Chris from AVN and Morgan.

After the first bar finally closed, it was stumble across the cobble stones to an all-night absynth bar, where things got slightly blurry.

Next thing I know, I'm in Bjorn's hotel room, attempting to play soccer / football in the hallways with a golf ball.

For some reason, I also take it upon myself to bundle up Careen from CommerceGate's wallet and phone, and head off back to the hotel.

3 hours later, it's 8AM, and Careen rings her phone, to try to get it back. Disgruntled at being awoken, I stumble out of bed, put the phone in the safe, go back to sleep, and promptly forget the combination...

I still feel a little bad about that ;)

ha great story!

Corvette - Best story I can think of was with you but it only started in Phoenix ;-)

Some great stories, keep them coming!!!!

Looks great!

the orlando story is a great one, no doubt...maybe one of these days ill post part of it ;)

Parts, ONLY parts! :clown

I can't wait for eggs n bacon at 1 am!!!!!!!!!!

Just watch out for avalanche, hes most likely running around in a haze giving everyone the what for!!

Just feed him eggs and step away!

:pimp

Good Times, Can't wait :thumbsup

for those that hadn't heard the story about Brittany Andrews peeing in a cup in restaurant while at PF.. here's the story from about 4 years ago

Paul Nash invited a group of us to dinner at one of his favorite places. People that i remember being there.. Brittany Andrews, Marc stein, barry from webcamcash, myself, punker barbie...

i was sitting next to Brittany (she's a funny gal, both in her laugh and her sense of humor). The wait staff was hovering around our table because of Brittany. Someone joked about giving them some kind of souvenir which turned into the idea that she would pee in a glass.

rather than going to the bathroom, she got up out of her chair, placed the glass down on the floor, and squatted (she wasn't wearing panties), and just let loose the yellow river.

we were all laughing hysterically. she picked up the glass and put it on the table.

the wait staff then came and got the glass and took it back to the kitchen.

as if that wasn't already the gut buster...

some how the discussion between Barry and Brittany turned into the notion that she could spit across the table and land it in his mouth.

next thing i see, barry and brittany standing up, barry opening his mouth and brittany hocking a loogy that arced across the table and into barry's surprised mouth.

there was a photo taken by someone in the group at that time that showed barry's mouth opened.. i should have saved it.. it was classic.


Fight the did i win yet?

OMG too funny, those things have got to be like what? 5years old now? And they made it through the move and everything? I want to see a pic of them hanging on ya bed post. LOL
:1orglaugh

My 6 hour career at LightspeedCash.
 

I loved that other hotel, in fact, that was my best story, so allow me to enter the contest if you will. The forum had been one of my first, at this point I was at the show with TwistedCash.

We had had a great conference so far, but a rough conference, there was much drinking, and I got shot twice, once in the head and once in the arm. Lightspeed indoor paintball was tons of fun.

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So, being one of my first shows, first indoor paintball, and first time meeting several hot pornstars, I was pretty excited. For a while, things were going decently well.

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But as the night went on, Tanker and a few of the lightspeed girls encouraged my drinking, and soon I was a full blown Lightspeed Representitive.

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look, I can barely keep my eyes open, so wasted, and it begins...

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So, clearly at this point a long day of excitement, paintball and drinking had been enjoyed. But, then it was time for the lightspeed shoot Richard meantioned above. Things started off really well. I took a seat on the nightstand next to the bed, for excellent viewing of the girls. (I'm in the back not looking)

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But, by the time the fanfare had died down enough to start the girls and the tape, Taylor was busting her big titties out...

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But, by the time the titties came out, I had lost some of my spark, I was looking, less amused and more like a zombie.

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in this photo, I may have even nodded off...

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I had settled into just sort of "blankly staring"...

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notice the 2nd photo was taken 13 shots later, but I'm still anchored to my fist-face-stand. the girls set up for the babybottle blow job scene from above, and I'm still holding down the nightstand

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Things went well, but like any good lightspeed suite party, the cops showed up to inform us that perhaps a 6 way lesbian scene would disrupt the peace. Go figure (btw, THIS is the face steve lightspeed makes when then cops come to his parties AGAIN)

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Steve leaves the camera behind to deal with police, and Taylor was "influenced" by the happy pills, and jumping all over the bed. The camera was bouncing its way across the bed towards the floor, so I grab it. I look over at steve and make this face

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Steve tells me, "Just roll it."

But at this point in my life, I've never even held a video camera, and he says, "it's like your eyes, but with 10x zoom, get in there, look at the good stuff, be a perv, but WITH ZOOM." Then bolts to deal with the police.

I couldn't leave all of this going on without putting some of it to tape.

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So, I end up getting to shoot the majority of a 6-way lesbian shoot in front of an audience as my first time filming women. From lightspeed Rep, to lightspeed camera crew.

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And I found my 2nd wind, stayed up, smoked with some hot models in my room, went back to the party, pounded more redbulls, and witness some of the most expensive and legendary trashing of a hotel room suite take place. (I think steve ended up paying like 15K for that, people put cigarettes on the carpet) Also, an entertaining sidenote, around 5am when the party was down to me, steve, rochard, their wives and 3 or 4 other webmasters, the sounds of taylor and perfection britney riding the sybian in the room next door could still be heard. Those two had a good time that weekend, and so did I.

Not a bad way to start your film career. :thumbsup

Jesus, some Debauchery up in here!

Great story TarPy! Looks like we both had our first porn shoots at the Forum. ;)

I can't believe I remember that this happened..maybe its because I was still somewhat sober..:1orglaugh

I'm turning around and see the cops..oh and I see Odie also..:1orglaugh

Dude! WTF!

I wasn't being distracted by the gay guys! Sounds like you were being distracted because you surely were looking at them..:1orglaugh

Shit - it be a joke :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You gotta admit it was fucking distracting. We BOTH seen that shit... how could we not when the fuckin guy was dangling his junk on the edge of the cups and licking the fucking ping pong balls...

Alls good man, were gonna take it this year...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

keep them coming

ok last year i got silly drunk the first night and lost my room key, and my roomie was no where to be found. the staff wouldnt make me a replacement key because 'my name wasnt on the room', so i pass out in the lobby for a couple hours. a bout 5 am one of the staff people wakes me up and says sorry, your name IS on the room and here is a key. he then walks me to my room where i promptly pass the fuck out.

the funny part is i forgot all about it, the next day we were hearing stories of the badoink kid passed out in the lobby and , i thought it was my partner in crime terron because he does that kind of thing. people were busting his balls all weekend...then when we get home someone sends me this:

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(its me)

I still like my stories..

So many stories, so little time and so, so long since I have had the pleasure of the company of many of my dear friends.

;-)

We miss you man!!!

the forum needs more CTB!!!

Awesome. :thumbsup

I think Steve has good stories on a lot of people. FYI The pictures of you in Amy's dress during that dodgeball game a couple years back rock. You sexy beast. :winkwink:

That was RAM baby. No one could rock that dress better than he did.

LOL.


I think we should make a coffee table book of Phoenix Forum stories.

Shit, while we're at it, I have some salacious Xbiz Summer Forum stories too. Ones that go like, 1) Get room at Hard Rock. 2) Party in 5 different casinos nightclubs, meet visiting girls and sleep in three different hotels in 4 days. 3) All the while Djing all day at the pool whilst consuming massive quantities of alcohol and assorted stimulants. 4) never actually sleeping in my own room until day 5 when I stay 3 extra days that the Hard Rock hotel rehab on room service and PPV movies. Thank god the nurses didn't cost me anything.



Ahhhhhhhhhh, Vegas, oh how I love her.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lets make a coffee table book about coffee tables