Don't forget to take the giblits out if fucking one purchased from the supermarket

There are two trains of thought on this subject.

Some would say it gives a more realistic cervix like feeling if they're left inside.

http://gandygirl.files.wordpress.com...lsanders-1.png

On a separate but related subject:

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...60-lobster.jpg

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oh my

Last time I tried to fuck a lobster, it busted a claw out of the rubber band and pinched the crap out of my hand.

I couldn't even find a hole to fuck after that.

Good Point :thumbsup

Butter Basting the ring also makes for a more enjoyable experience

Where's Mikey?

no chance on earth.

That's precisely why you should only let chicks/GILFS with removable dentures give you blowjobs.

These will do in a pinch (sorry for the pinch reference given your past experience):

http://www.fantasyinc.net/Images/pro...0Gum%20Job.jpg

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Thanks for the link.

I ordered some of these to use with my buddies.