I don't know about this method. You could catch salmonella on your cock.

Perhaps it'd be wise if the bird was roasted for 2 hours in a 325 degree oven prior to insertion.

ROFL :thumbsup

naw... just freinds with some guys that owned adult rental places for years - and people would bring them all kinds of weird shit on tape not meant for public consumption.

and I just happen to be an obsessive compulsive collector

so there it sits

no chicken fuckin' fer me

we all had some good laughs tho

I fucked an osterich once. I had to chase it around a field for ages before the fucker would let me mount. Im still not sure weather it was a male or female to this day.

http://www.jalife.net/up/files/orly-ostrich.jpg

Find one like this, and then sneak up on it...

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/j...in/ostrich.jpg

Save your energy for the sexy time! :2 cents: :helpme :Oh crap

ADG

At first I read this as "before the fucker would mount me". That made the next line much funnier. :winkwink:

You seem to have really thought this one over - or perhaps you have experience. :winkwink:

ADG

The chicken pictured above is no american chicken. The birds here have gaping over used cavities.

http://i39.tinypic.com/jscdn9.jpg

We had to develop a trick where we bone the neck hole instead.

P.S. If you sprinkle a little pepper inside before roasting it makes for a lovely dick tingling sensation.

No... But I fucked the colonel...

fucking a dead chicken :helpme

Did you read the whole thread? Its important that the dead chicken is cooked properly to avoid any food born illnesses getting to your penis.

Don't forget to take the giblits out if fucking one purchased from the supermarket

There are two trains of thought on this subject.

Some would say it gives a more realistic cervix like feeling if they're left inside.

http://gandygirl.files.wordpress.com...lsanders-1.png

On a separate but related subject:

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...60-lobster.jpg

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oh my

Last time I tried to fuck a lobster, it busted a claw out of the rubber band and pinched the crap out of my hand.

I couldn't even find a hole to fuck after that.

Good Point :thumbsup

Butter Basting the ring also makes for a more enjoyable experience

Where's Mikey?

no chance on earth.

That's precisely why you should only let chicks/GILFS with removable dentures give you blowjobs.

These will do in a pinch (sorry for the pinch reference given your past experience):

http://www.fantasyinc.net/Images/pro...0Gum%20Job.jpg

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Thanks for the link.

I ordered some of these to use with my buddies.