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american pervert 07-21-2009 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16090664)
yeah ive smoked out folks who have regularly attended cannabis cups and do Amsterdamn smoke tours and guess what....

"man this shit is better than any amsterdam weed Ive had"

bam!

MADE IN THE USA

American weed shops have a much larger/better selection than any coffee shop in all of holland.

DamianJ 07-21-2009 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16090664)
yeah ive smoked out folks who have regularly attended cannabis cups and do Amsterdamn smoke tours and guess what....

"man this shit is better than any amsterdam weed Ive had"

bam!

MADE IN THE USA

Cannabis Cup is an odd thing. Seems to mainly be a tourist thing for Americans.

But I have been to Amsterdam about 20 times, and smoked highgrade Cali green many many times.

I agree, that American weed is much better than almost everything I've had in Amsterdam.

But, the hash in Amsterdam is the BEST!

Titty Fucker 07-21-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16090748)
Cannabis Cup is an odd thing. Seems to mainly be a tourist thing for Americans.

But I have been to Amsterdam about 20 times, and smoked highgrade Cali green many many times.

I agree, that American weed is much better than almost everything I've had in Amsterdam.

But, the hash in Amsterdam is the BEST!

Yes...good weed is easy to find... its that Moroccan hashish that is to die for. :thumbsup

Meeper 07-21-2009 01:58 PM

This is my first Amsterdam show, so this is really helpful. Ive been to Europe before and it doesn't surprise me the train is the way to go. Thanks for the advice! ;D

Holly Lez! 07-21-2009 02:00 PM

I loved the Disco cab Chandie and I took that year!

Miz_Wright 07-21-2009 02:08 PM

And this is why everyone loves Damian!

Fletch XXX 07-21-2009 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16090748)
But, the hash in Amsterdam is the BEST!

Id compare the lebonese Blond and all kinds of hash I got from Humboldt Cali to any Amsterdam hash, where there is good weed, there is equally as good hashish :winkwink:

riddler 07-21-2009 02:12 PM

boy that guide was painful to read, it was like i strolled over to yahoo answers for a guide on what to do in amsterdam.

Just Mike 07-21-2009 02:17 PM

really good tips...even having been there 5 times I didn't know there was a bad exit to the centrale station..I learned something.


but seriousy..very handy info.

Penthouse Tony 07-21-2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by troncarver (Post 16090255)
a few years ago we were trying to get a cab from amsterdam to munchin (i know right) and the cab drivers put all our luggage in the trunk and then locked us in the backseats and apparently were trying to steal our luggage so we had to reach around and open the door from the front fuckin cocksuckers

same year our room at the kransnopolsky got broken into and they stole 1 US passport - left our laptops now that is scary

Was this with Ian? I think he told me about it.

DamianJ 07-21-2009 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler (Post 16090868)
boy that guide was painful to read, it was like i strolled over to yahoo answers for a guide on what to do in amsterdam.

Sorry. I can draw a picture if any of the words confuzzled you. LMK.

Lots of love

Damian

x

DamianJ 07-21-2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 16090846)
And this is why everyone loves Damian!

That and my international cheese sending operation.

Tasty1 07-21-2009 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16090126)
Banana Bar = over hyped, not worth crossing the street to go inside. :2 cents:

Was $50 Euro for one hour, then you leave or pay another 50

Las Vegas had much better stripclubs than in the Netherlands i found out :)

Tasty1 07-21-2009 04:58 PM

Noob tip #10

When yo are strunk (stoned and drunk) take a card from the hotel, so yo can show the cab driver where to go. I saw people getting lost 20 metres for the hotel.

Noob tip #11
Make sure a hooker is a girl, or perhaps you doesn't mind to go with a shemale

Nice gay hotel or for kinky people: "Black Tulip" (still can't post links, to less posts)

DamianJ 07-22-2009 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by airholland (Post 16091537)
Noob tip #10

When yo are strunk (stoned and drunk) take a card from the hotel, so yo can show the cab driver where to go. I saw people getting lost 20 metres for the hotel.

Great tip and I just love 'strunk'

Hehe

Miz_Wright 07-22-2009 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16091269)
That and my international cheese sending operation.

*checks mail*

Hmmm.

What's that again? ^.^

DamianJ 07-22-2009 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 16092980)
*checks mail*

Hmmm.

What's that again? ^.^

If you don't come to Amsterdam I shall take pics of me eating cheese and mail them to you.

Cheese porn.

There's a new niche...

Jade509 07-22-2009 08:32 AM

sounds fun

Mike Dutch 09-02-2009 02:18 AM

Bump for this classic thread! Looking forward to this show ;)

JFK 09-02-2009 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16090194)
I have a tip.

Imagine a half a bike wheel. With centraal station as the hub. All the roads coming off are like spokes. Oh fuck it, I'll draw it...

http://img.skitch.com/20090721-erykn...a54reeu76x.jpg

And I've never been ripped off in a cab there. Maybe they prefer a British accent to an American one? :)

its a work of art, that is:winkwink::thumbsup

DamianJ 09-02-2009 04:20 AM

Bump as it's only a few weeks away. And cos LizAEBN asked where it was.

:D

Miz_Wright 09-02-2009 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16091269)
That and my international cheese sending operation.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16092986)
If you don't come to Amsterdam I shall take pics of me eating cheese and mail them to you.

Cheese porn.

There's a new niche...

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16265798)
Bump as it's only a few weeks away. And cos LizAEBN asked where it was.

:D

Oooohhh! I sense a cheese-expedition in the making!

It will be legend -- wait for it! -- DAIRY!

... I may have a slight problem.

darksoul 09-02-2009 05:17 AM

Alternatively, theres a shuttle from the airport thats like 10euros and they deliver you in front of your hotel :)

DamianJ 09-02-2009 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 16265897)
Oooohhh! I sense a cheese-expedition in the making!

It will be legend -- wait for it! -- DAIRY!

... I may have a slight problem.

My problem is not enough How I Met Your - wait for it - Mother has been made.

NPH ftw.

Verotel 09-02-2009 06:20 AM

See you guys there Bump!

Roby 09-02-2009 07:17 AM

good topic...

Bryan G 09-02-2009 08:07 AM

See everyone there!

WonderWoman 09-02-2009 09:54 AM

I guess this is why I had so much fun with you guys in Amsterdam. ;)

DamianJ 09-15-2009 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by WonderWoman (Post 16267020)
I guess this is why I had so much fun with you guys in Amsterdam. ;)

It's always fun with you!

C H R I S 09-15-2009 12:42 PM

great tips magic man....

I have one as well....

Walk across the entire city... it doesnt take long and you'll be amazied at what you see.... I did this with Reena and Seb the 1st time I went...never forget it.

See everyone in a week!!

KGucci 09-15-2009 01:26 PM

You are a star Damian. You are full of great tricks and tips! I will add that you will need a converter thingy for the outlets. See you all soon :thumbsup

TheMilkman 09-15-2009 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 16090262)
yeah excactly.

not many pubs in england you can go into and get a girl to write you a postcard with her pussy :1orglaugh

Shit i forgot!

DO NOT GO IN THE PEEPSHOWS!

fucking cum everywhere! :throwup

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh sooo true !!!!!!!!!

DamianJ 09-15-2009 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KGucci (Post 16322485)
You are a star Damian. You are full of great tricks and tips! I will add that you will need a converter thingy for the outlets. See you all soon :thumbsup

Good point, yes, you Americans will need a power socket adapter. And rem to get it before the airport as they will rape you for one there.

See you there young lady!

The Adult Broker 09-16-2009 12:19 AM

You rock! This was the best tip post in a long time! :) Looking forward to seeing you again and to seeing a magic trick for sure....balls anyone? LOL

and for sure, Van Gogh museum - I loved, loved, loved it. And I will go there again - his life is on those walls, not just a starry night or sunflower...but his life. bittersweet beautiful!

save a few minutes on your sked for me :0 xo

Petra 09-16-2009 12:42 AM

Just a heads up to folks coming in and wanting to use trains or other public transport in Amsterdam and elsewhere...

I don't know about Schipol or Amsterdam, but in any other train station you can't pay for your train ticket at the machine with a cc unless it's maestro. I peeked over someone's shoulder in Utrecht today and it's only pin and maestro there.

Also, Amsterdam, the Haag, and some of the other cities have officially switched from the strip card (that piece of paper the bus or tram driver stamps) to the chip OV cards. You can buy the cards at a dispencer for something like 5 or 7 euro and then charge them in various places. I believe if you still have a strip card from previous stays you can still use it for now, you just can't buy them anymore in Amsterdam (not sure about elsewhere).

If you use these on the bus or tram, MAKE SURE you hear the beep when you check out or you'll be wacked 4 euro for the trip instead of the actual distance traveled.

Dido 09-16-2009 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeOnes Petra (Post 16324786)
I peeked over someone's shoulder in Utrecht today and it's only pin and maestro there.

They warn you a lot for people who peek over your shoulder just to see your pin code in the Netherlands too! :winkwink:

Lace 09-16-2009 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 16090097)
don't forget to visit casa rosso and the banana bar if you are heading to the red light district. some very talented performers there :winkwink:

Plus for the beer lovers: go to the Heineken museum!

There's a Heineken museum??? No friggen way! :xomunch

DamianJ 09-16-2009 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker (Post 16324711)
You rock! This was the best tip post in a long time! :) Looking forward to seeing you again and to seeing a magic trick for sure....balls anyone? LOL

and for sure, Van Gogh museum - I loved, loved, loved it. And I will go there again - his life is on those walls, not just a starry night or sunflower...but his life. bittersweet beautiful!

save a few minutes on your sked for me :0 xo

Hun, you can always play with my magic balls. You know that.

See you next week! W00T

SenSEO 09-16-2009 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16089823)
Sex
Don't really know much about the paid for sex thing, a Google search will be more useful than me.

The Red Light District is a great place to explore even if you have no intention of buying a whore. It's great to look, and window shop.

Add your own tips!


Book a hooker and touristic tour for free?

http://www.redlightsextrips.com/f/booking/index.html

We only do a bit of filming...

Di Vito 09-16-2009 07:04 AM

when crossing the road look left, right, left , right, left, right and left again (repeat if stoned)
There are bikes, trams, cars and more bikes to look out for :winkwink: :winkwink:


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