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munki 07-23-2009 11:20 AM

Munki ‎(10:54 AM):
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=917542
Butterfly ‎(11:18 AM):
haha, everyone loved it
Munki ‎(11:18 AM):
good schitt
Munki ‎(11:19 AM):
So when you gonna let me tap that?
Butterfly ‎(11:19 AM):
right...lol

Phoenix 07-23-2009 11:23 AM

awesome thread..more women need to be asked

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 11:26 AM

Garfield: what a boring day
fucksakes: yeah no kidding
fucksakes: when you going ot let me tap dat
Garfield: so... When you gonna let me tap that?
Garfield: lmao
fucksakes: :P
Garfield: fucker

CIVMatt 07-23-2009 11:26 AM

Me: Hey got a quick question
Punker Barbie: What's up babe?
Me: when you going to let me tap that?
Punker Barbie: When elephants fly :)

shit

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 11:26 AM

my gf replies again: You wanna tap dat?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 07-23-2009 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16097905)
Me: What's up playa?
Angry Jew Cat: not much, not much
Angry Jew Cat: slackin
Angry Jew Cat: lol
Me: So uhhh... When you gonna let me tap that?
Angry Jew Cat: hmmm?
Angry Jew Cat: lol

At first I thought it was just another GFY fag coming out of the closet with their craving for furry Jew ass.... :1orglaugh

boneprone 07-23-2009 11:28 AM

Boneprone: Question for ya.
Boneprone: When are you gunna let me tap that?
Nikki Portanova: Ya gotta call my secretary and make an appointment first.
Boneprone: Ok Ill have my people call your people.


Seems pretty simple? No?

Scott McD 07-23-2009 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16097580)
Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

Oh my !! :1orglaugh

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-23-2009 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16098006)
At first I thought it was just another GFY fag coming out of the closet with their craving for furry Jew ass.... :1orglaugh

Your avatar looks so warm and inviting I have to hit that shit like a CAVE MANNNNNN!!!

CIVMatt 07-23-2009 11:47 AM

Me: Hey got a quick question
Trisha Uptown: Who is this?
Me: civmatt
Trisha Uptown: Cool!! I will save ur #. What's up?
Me: when you going to let me tap that?
Trisha Uptown: Hahahaha.... ur terrible!! No u just didn't ask me that

munki 07-23-2009 11:48 AM

fiddy tappers

punker barbie 07-23-2009 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 16098002)
Me: Hey got a quick question
Punker Barbie: What's up babe?
Me: when you going to let me tap that?
Punker Barbie: When elephants fly :)

shit


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ROFL i think my response was a good one

trishauptown 07-23-2009 11:57 AM

Fucking hiliarious!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 16098096)
Me: Hey got a quick question
Trisha Uptown: Who is this?
Me: civmatt
Trisha Uptown: Cool!! I will save ur #. What's up?
Me: when you going to let me tap that?
Trisha Uptown: Hahahaha.... ur terrible!! No u just didn't ask me that


CIVMatt 07-23-2009 12:00 PM

0/2

You guys couldn't at least make me look good for the boys?

Bods4Mods 07-23-2009 12:02 PM

Jonathan
1:39
? hey

Revsand
1:39
? hey hey

Jonathan
1:39
? when you gonna let me tap that?


Revsand
2:00
? my ass? anytime you want stud

PornNewz 07-23-2009 12:05 PM

me: hey

XBizemployee: hey

me: whattchu doing?

XBizemployee: about to fix the xxxxxxx on the xxxxx list
why whats up

me: when you gonna let me tap that?

XBizemployee: lol ok
well, Friday remember

me: oh ya, forgot

XBizemployee: lol

BlackCrayon 07-23-2009 12:12 PM

can someone give me elli's number so i can ask her/ :P

SCORE Ralph 07-23-2009 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheeseFrog (Post 16097416)
Results I got:
g/f: did u just ask my cousin if u could "tap that"?


LMAOO!!!! laying on the pimp hand I see

iheartbucks 07-23-2009 12:20 PM

I'm a girl so any girl I text this too is just ganna say yes lolz

But I'll tap you cheesy!!

joshll 07-23-2009 12:22 PM

Hahaha...Just got StickyFingerz..

StickyFingerz ‎(20:16): hey whats up?
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:16): nofin much...good day to tap dat eh ?
StickyFingerz ‎(20:16): eh? lol
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): good day to tap dat..
StickyFingerz ‎(20:17): tap what? lol
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): it..
StickyFingerz ‎(20:17): well ya thats a given lol
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:17): so when you gonna let me tap that ?
StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): lol who is this?
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): Josh...da tapper.
StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): okie lol
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): so....your not gonna let me tap that ?
StickyFingerz ‎(20:18): tap what or who?
JOSH - MLP ‎(20:18): you..and whatever...
StickyFingerz ‎(20:19): Do we know each other? lol


:P Kudos to SF...

PornNewz 07-23-2009 12:23 PM

Continued:


me: I need to take you shopping again for some more sexy clothes

XBizemployee: lingerie?

me: k

XBizemployee: no im asking

me: yes, sure absolutely

XBizemployee: thats what ur talking about

me: yes

XBizemployee: lol

me: when you gonna let me use the straps again to tie you up?

XBizemployee: whenever you want

me: I love you

XBizemployee: haha
ditto

Redmanthatcould 07-23-2009 12:35 PM

Unfortunately, Kristen (XBiz) also saw the thread...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Kristen: Hope I have an answer
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Kristen: Can you be here in 5?
Jeff: I'm outside already
Kristen: Gimme 5 seconds I have to ready gfy

To a model...the rest of the conversation is censored...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: What up hon?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Lol hrm not sure :) I like gifts :p will u be at internext?
Jeff: I sure am.
Her: Wanna be roomies?

And some responses from friends...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: K
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Jeff: Tap THAT?
Her: What do you want? You want me to just go over there and rape you?

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: Hey Jeff! Quick answer for ya.....;)
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hahaha you can smack that any time you want!!!! That's the best answer I have ;)
Jeff: Oh nurse...;)
Her: [Sent me a photo of her in a nurse's outfit] Love ya!!!!;)

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: ?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: wtf who's this?
Jeff: Jeff!
Her: Haha..

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: Hey babydoll what's up?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hahahaa u ain't right! U love trannies haha and I'm not one!

And for posterity, a male friend...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Him: Shoot
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Who?
Jeff: You!
Him: Was that really your quick question? If so whenever.

CheeseFrog 07-23-2009 12:39 PM

Me: got a question I wanna ask u
Her: sure hun
Me: when u gona let me tap that?
Her: hahahahah tap what?
Me: dat ass!
Her: ohhh
Her: are u on myspace?
Me: yah myspace.com/cheesefrog
Her: you can surely tap it but I request that you stop watching john and kate plus 8

Eh?

Shok 07-23-2009 12:54 PM

Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's

Me: Hi, got a question

Hunan: yes

Me: Can I tap that?

Hunan: what?

Me: you know, can I tap....that

Hunan: you want to try what

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: what number on the menu

Me: 69

Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: I don't understand

Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not

Hunan: you can take out

Me: take you out and tap that.

Hunan: it comes with eggrolls

Me: fuck now I'm hungry

Hunan: what else

Me: wanton soup :(

Shok 07-23-2009 01:02 PM

Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
so when can I tap that?

Michele of SIN ‎(2:57 PM):
when i feel the need to complicate my life with more kids you fertile motherfucker.

Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
ok

Shok ‎(2:58 PM):
so when can I kill that and skin it
I fuck on the first date

Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
by fuck i mean shower you with gifts
and i mean fuck as in fuck too

Michele of SIN ‎(2:59 PM):
lol

i am afraid to know what you consider "gifts"
Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
little gifts

Shok ‎(3:00 PM):
but alot, like 100 million of them
in your mouth preferably
or in my ass if you want to get freaky

Shok ‎(3:01 PM):
so can I ?
don't leave me hanging here
smelling like bacon and failure

Michele of SIN ‎(3:01 PM):
bacon?

Shok ‎(3:02 PM):
it's my mating odor

Shok 07-23-2009 01:10 PM

Shok ‎(3:05 PM):
hey whats up
got a question

BIGG ‎(3:05 PM):
yo

Shok ‎(3:05 PM):
when are you gonna let me tap that?

Shok ‎(3:06 PM):
don't be afraid, I am very gentle
I'm a lover not a fighter

BIGG ‎(3:06 PM):
huh?
wrong person

Shok ‎(3:06 PM):
but im also a fighter so don't get any ideas

Shok ‎(3:07 PM):
don't play hard to get silly

Shok ‎(3:09 PM):
are you wearing spandex like me today

BIGG ‎(3:09 PM):
i was yesterday
its actually part of my work out attire
it wicks the sweat away

Shok ‎(3:09 PM):
mmmm go on

CYF 07-23-2009 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok (Post 16098413)
Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's

Me: Hi, got a question

Hunan: yes

Me: Can I tap that?

Hunan: what?

Me: you know, can I tap....that

Hunan: you want to try what

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: what number on the menu

Me: 69

Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: I don't understand

Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not

Hunan: you can take out

Me: take you out and tap that.

Hunan: it comes with eggrolls

Me: fuck now I'm hungry

Hunan: what else

Me: wanton soup :(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MallcomBrandon 07-23-2009 01:22 PM

This thread made my day !

FilthyRob 07-23-2009 01:25 PM

This thread rocks!

I texted my wife...she didn't respond yet.. lol

CheeseFrog 07-23-2009 01:33 PM

Me: can I ask u a question?
The Ashley: dumbass
Me: when u gonna let me tap that?
The Ashley: after I'm done with your dad
Me: wat!?

Deej 07-23-2009 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok (Post 16098413)
Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's

Me: Hi, got a question

Hunan: yes

Me: Can I tap that?

Hunan: what?

Me: you know, can I tap....that

Hunan: you want to try what

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: what number on the menu

Me: 69

Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: I don't understand

Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not

Hunan: you can take out

Me: take you out and tap that.

Hunan: it comes with eggrolls

Me: fuck now I'm hungry

Hunan: what else

Me: wanton soup :(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


This thread is an instant classic!!!

gornyhuy 07-23-2009 01:47 PM

Quote:

Michele of SIN ‎(3:01 PM):
bacon?

Shok ‎(3:02 PM):
it's my mating odor
BWahahahaah ! :thumbsup

Martin 07-23-2009 01:54 PM

Skok those are great lol.

stephane76 07-23-2009 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 16097794)
First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff: :(
Anne: :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

u-Bob 07-23-2009 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16097580)
Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

omg :1orglaugh

u-Bob 07-23-2009 02:09 PM

lol @ Shok

Martin 07-23-2009 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 16098738)
lol @ Shok

Yeah Shok. That's what I ment to say.:error

LiveDose 07-23-2009 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 16097555)
Bill: wuddup
Bill: got money today?
fucksakes: nothin, when you gonna let me tap that?
Bill: lol wtf

fucksakes: hey there
Brazzers: hi
fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that?
Brazzers: tap what bro?

fucksakes: hey
Caroline: Hi Danny
fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that?
Caroline: what? lol
fucksakes: lol
fucksakes: just fucking with ya
Caroline: i was like omg his comp has a virus was my first thought lol
fucksakes: someone said.. say that to random ppl and see what kinda response ill get.
Caroline: ok let me make it more interesting then... Oh danny i've liked you since i was 12 even tho ure my cousin LOL


Haha good ones.

Funny ass thread.:thumbsup

EuroRevenueUSA 07-23-2009 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vs_jeff (Post 16097794)
first one up was an epic fail to anne from xbiz...

Jeff: Hey anne, i've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff: :(
anne: :)

lmao!!!!!

Shok 07-23-2009 02:28 PM

Shok ‎(4:26 PM):
hey
when can I tap that?

Hollee ‎(4:26 PM):
When I get rid of the infection

Shok ‎(4:27 PM):
wow


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