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MandyBlake 07-23-2009 02:36 PM

you could have gotten laid today sir. :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman (Post 16097662)
Me: Hi
Mandy Blake: Hi
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Mandy Blake: What???
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Mandy Blake: LOL, I saw what u wrote. What do u want to tap exactly?
Me: OK, you're no fun. Forget I asked. :-)


media 07-23-2009 02:39 PM

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant...ze/tpth_lg.gif

Oh yeah!

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-23-2009 03:09 PM

Ell oh fucking ell shok!

Vicious_B 07-23-2009 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok (Post 16098448)
Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
so when can I tap that?

Michele of SIN ‎(2:57 PM):
when i feel the need to complicate my life with more kids you fertile motherfucker.

Shok ‎(2:57 PM):
ok

Shok ‎(2:58 PM):
so when can I kill that and skin it
I fuck on the first date

Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
by fuck i mean shower you with gifts
and i mean fuck as in fuck too

Michele of SIN ‎(2:59 PM):
lol

i am afraid to know what you consider "gifts"
Shok ‎(2:59 PM):
little gifts

Shok ‎(3:00 PM):
but alot, like 100 million of them
in your mouth preferably
or in my ass if you want to get freaky

Shok ‎(3:01 PM):
so can I ?
don't leave me hanging here
smelling like bacon and failure

Michele of SIN ‎(3:01 PM):
bacon?

Shok ‎(3:02 PM):
it's my mating odor


I knew I should have never directed you to this thread. What was I thinking?

punker barbie 07-23-2009 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FilthyRob (Post 16098557)
This thread rocks!

I texted my wife...she didn't respond yet.. lol


wait. wife? you're married now? holy crap. congrats :)

halfpint 07-23-2009 05:31 PM

MIRC LOBBY

Me: Hi All

No reply

Me: How is everyone today ?

No reply

Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that

Mod: I dont think that sounds very appropriate halfpint

Me : banned

woj 07-23-2009 06:28 PM

:1orglaugh

Yngwie 07-23-2009 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 16099428)
MIRC LOBBY

Me: Hi All

No reply

Me: How is everyone today ?

No reply

Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that

Mod: I dont think that sounds very appropriate halfpint

Me : banned

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

guess that didn't work out haha

halfpint 07-23-2009 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 16099564)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

guess that didn't work out haha

no..lol but at least I got one person to speak to me..they just all ignored me when I was being polite and saying hello

sarah peachez 07-23-2009 06:48 PM

I text my close friends and they say yes you may.,cool

VeriSexy 07-23-2009 07:16 PM

haha this thread rawks

Mr Pheer 07-23-2009 07:33 PM

Anybody have Vanilla's cell number?

Iron Fist 07-23-2009 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok (Post 16098819)
Shok ‎(4:26 PM):
hey
when can I tap that?

Hollee ‎(4:26 PM):
When I get rid of the infection

Shok ‎(4:27 PM):
wow

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Lace 07-23-2009 09:27 PM

This is fucking classic! :1orglaugh

Tsang 07-23-2009 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 16099960)
This is fucking classic! :1orglaugh


Hahaha I agree.

Jon Oso 07-24-2009 01:50 AM

Jon: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Tyler: I didn't know u turned gay
Jon: That doesn't answer when
Tyler: LOL whenever I guess then


Jon: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Bethany: Excuse me?
Jon: I'm asking what time you feel it would be suitable for me to tap that.
Bethany: Tap WHAT?
Jon: Tap that. THAT. That which needs, no that which begs to be tapped.
Bethany: I don't beg for it or need it. Besides, you already tapped it.
Jon: So I would need a time machine then
Bethany: Why would you want to tap it again? You already have.
Jon: This isn't about why, merely a question of when.
Bethany: Never. Now I want to know why

MallcomBrandon 07-24-2009 09:38 AM

bump for an amazing post which has brought

Pornopat 07-24-2009 10:40 AM

Pornopat ‎(19:34):
Jenni
When you gonna let me tap dat?
JenniDahling ‎(19:36):
lollllll
Pornopat ‎(19:36):
so?

Pornopat 07-24-2009 10:49 AM

JenniDahling ‎(19:44):
Huh? Tap what? Or did you mean to say tape
Pornopat ‎(19:44):
uhm no tap...you know tap...like in tap that!
JenniDahling ‎(19:47):
The only thing I can think of you tapping is a maple tree or beer keg.
But you can also pat that as in PornoPat
lol
I need to stop waking and baking on f
Pornopat ‎(19:47):
oh crap

MetaMan 07-24-2009 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 16098333)
Unfortunately, Kristen (XBiz) also saw the thread...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Kristen: Hope I have an answer
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Kristen: Can you be here in 5?
Jeff: I'm outside already
Kristen: Gimme 5 seconds I have to ready gfy

To a model...the rest of the conversation is censored...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: What up hon?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Lol hrm not sure :) I like gifts :p will u be at internext?
Jeff: I sure am.
Her: Wanna be roomies?

And some responses from friends...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: K
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Jeff: Tap THAT?
Her: What do you want? You want me to just go over there and rape you?

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: Hey Jeff! Quick answer for ya.....;)
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hahaha you can smack that any time you want!!!! That's the best answer I have ;)
Jeff: Oh nurse...;)
Her: [Sent me a photo of her in a nurse's outfit] Love ya!!!!;)

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: ?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: wtf who's this?
Jeff: Jeff!
Her: Haha..

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Her: Hey babydoll what's up?
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Hahahaa u ain't right! U love trannies haha and I'm not one!

And for posterity, a male friend...

Jeff: Hey...got a quick question for ya...
Him: Shoot
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Who?
Jeff: You!
Him: Was that really your quick question? If so whenever.

:1orglaugh this entire thread is full of WIN. :pimp


i got my ex comin here in half an hour ill see what the results are.

MeganS 07-24-2009 11:47 AM

GFFMegan (11:41:45 AM): hey quick question
TheASSistant (11:41:53 AM): yes
GFFMegan (11:42:01 AM): when you gonna let me tap that?
TheASSistant (11:42:19 AM): who is in your office?


bahhhha the truth comes out .... my roomie wants me!! LOL

jmk 07-24-2009 11:54 AM

LOL funnies!

ASSistant 07-24-2009 11:56 AM

ASSistant: Hey i have a quick question for you
WEG Cory: 9 inches
ASSistant: When are you gonna let me tap that?
WEG Cory: ASAP.
WEG Cory: Or after my herpes flare up subsides, whichever comes first.
ASSistant: NICE!

ASSistant 07-24-2009 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFFMegan (Post 16102201)
GFFMegan (11:41:45 AM): hey quick question
TheASSistant (11:41:53 AM): yes
GFFMegan (11:42:01 AM): when you gonna let me tap that?
TheASSistant (11:42:19 AM): who is in your office?


bahhhha the truth comes out .... my roomie wants me!! LOL

I though someone was in your office on your computer...haha.

Beanz 07-24-2009 12:13 PM

I must try more

[12:08] beanz: Yo
[12:08] gurl: whats up
[12:08] beanz: not much
[12:09] beanz: i got a question for ya
[12:09] gurl: sure
[12:09] beanz: When you gonna let me tap that
[12:10] gurl: lol
[12:10] gurl: dork
[12:10] beanz: O_o

papagmp 07-25-2009 02:36 AM

I just hit anistaija up

[03:02] papagmp: wuz up ani
[03:02] anistaija: workin
[03:03] papagmp: so i was thinkin
[03:07] anistaija: thats a change
[03:07] papagmp: no - i was thinkin - when ya gonna let me tap dat
[03:08] anistaija: u know it's 300 bucks
[03:08] papagmp: can i film it
[03:08] anistaija: not for three
[03:19] anistaija: bout done here you want tonight
[03:19] papagmp: will two crisp ones work
[03:19] anistaija: k but u gotta get me off like last time
[03:20] papagmp: fuck you know i hate being slapped
[03:20] anistaija: pussy
[03:20] papagmp: ok three if i dont but 150 if i do
[03:21] anistaija: you cant tell no one
[03:21] papagmp: never
[03:21] anistaija: k
[03:32] anistaija: just left the club be there in 15


http://www.gmpcash.com/temp/rcg_DSC2801.jpg

Sorry guys - I got better things to do now.

Platinumpimp 07-25-2009 03:16 AM

Best fun thread of the month so far. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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