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mikeyddddd 08-24-2009 06:46 PM

L-Pink 08-24-2009 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230436)
I never owned a gun never will and sorry come into my place unwanted. Trust me I CAN kill you without having to use a gun and you will WISH I had one because your death would be less painful. If I'm going to have to kill a motherfucker I might as well have a little fun right? besides gun are so impersonable. I mean if you're going to be ballsy enough to kill another human being then don't puss out with a gun use your hands so you can feel the life drain from their body. Much more satisfying in my opinion.
Sure stud. What if there are more than one?

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GatorB 08-24-2009 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16230911)
Sure stud. What if there are more than one?

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what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?

IllTestYourGirls 08-24-2009 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230918)
what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?
Most of the time they run when the first two hit the ground :2 cents:

escorpio 08-24-2009 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230918)
what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?
That's when I pull out my bad ass screwdriver and show that last motherfucker who's boss.

SilentKnight 08-24-2009 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 16230573)
It makes a nice fantasy but the reality is if I someone comes into your home with one of these

http://www.lesalesusa.com/products/M...at_Shotgun.jpg

your dog would be hamburger and you would be completely at their mercy, no matter how many baseball bats and screwdrivers you have.
Chances are if someone entered your home with one of those - the dog would likely sound the alarm before being turned into hamburger - giving you the time to grab the bat, hide in a tactical spot...and cave in his melon the moment he rounds the corner.

Just like in the movies. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MrMaxwell 08-30-2009 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230918)
what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?
Shoot one of them and watch how fast the other six learn how to run?

Vendzilla 08-30-2009 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16230918)
what if there are 7 and you only have 6 bullets?
I carry extra clips

Ted's my hero, criminals love gun control, makes their life easier
I taught my daughter about guns. At 21, she owns two guns, one has a bayonnette on it, in case she runs out of bullets

MrMaxwell 08-30-2009 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 16255551)
I carry extra clips

Ted's my hero, criminals love gun control, makes their life easier
I taught my daughter about guns. At 21, she owns two guns, one has a bayonnette on it, in case she runs out of bullets
You're a hell of a good father
My woman is a hell of a good mother
Too bad she's not much of a woman outside of that.. :(

I was thinking, good mother .. probably = good loyal woman
Slight miscalculation there.. back to the drawing board..

They're great kids, I'ma to miss them, never got to have any myself.. lucky bastard :thumbsup

jollyperv 08-30-2009 05:12 PM
This country as a whole is far too liberal towards criminals. Honestly, they should just torture prisoners to varying degrees according to their crimes. A hot poker in the balls of a rapist once a month would "rehabilitate" a fuck right there.


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