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potter 09-19-2009 09:45 AM

So it would seem everyone else has already pointed this out, but whatever I'm waiting for the gf to finish getting ready.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
1. Cannot open up multiple windows of same thing. I have several gmail accounts and like to have them all open sometimes. On a shitty Mac I have to close out of one gmail account before I open another.

So it's YOU, not the machine. Obviously the machine could do this, you're just incompetent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
2. So much cool software does not have a version for the mac

You couldn't name one single piece of software that doesn't run on a mac if your life depended on it. Not only is most of the high end software made for mac and ported to a PC, but there really isn't any software that isn't available for the mac or has a higher end counterpart for the mac. Let alone the ability to run windows OS -inside- osx.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
3. ICQ work like shit when I downloaded it.

What? You expect everyone here to believe that ICQ not working was the computer or software's fault? That's laughable. Obviously, yet again you've proved yourself incompetent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
4. Double the fucking cost of a comparable windows machine

Actually they're not. A comparable windows machine would cost the same. Take a look at the high end hardware mac uses in their machines. Then take a look at the shitty generic stuff most PC's have. You get what you pay for, and a good PC costs just as much as a mac. If you can't afford a measly $2k for a computer you're in the wrong business. Anyone I know serious about their work is on a $4k+ computer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
5. The track pad is fucking dumb as shit. I know the proper finger sweeps in order to increase text but the hunk of shit I was sold increased the text size on the screen over and over even when I was just moving the cursor around. I was not in any way making the finger/thumb motion that is saved for changing text size . This was SO FUCKING ANOYING as every 15 minutes the god damed text would all of a sudden get really big for no freaking reason.

Incompetence.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
6. Ever notice the "Mac geniuses" that work at the store have absolutely no Mac product knowledge?

The people at the genius bar do, their tech's. I bet you're confusing the sale's clerks with the genius bar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
7. Some software I needed cost double than comparable software for a PC (different company made the software but had similar features)

Everyone here knows this is full of shit. There's a reason you didn't mention what the software was...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
8. Did I mention they cost fucking double????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, it's not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
9. The Mac mighty mouse is fucking garbage.

Your opinion, but I bet you didn't even know how to use it. You havn't proved yourself to be the brightest crayon in the box so far.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
10. I hate the cult-like attitude that Mac people have. You can tell a person who uses a Dell that you don't like the company and they will not really give a shit. People who use PCs have better things to do with their time than worship their overpriced dumbed down trendy computer.

Dell's are pieces of shit. I own a PC too, but it's home built. I wouldn't take a Dell if it was free. Their hardware is garbage, there's a reason their shit is so cheap. Oh, and your point is kind of ironic. Considering you came here to spend so much time bashing on mac. durrrrr.

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Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
11. Often when I try to click out of a screen I have to click like 5 times to get the thing to close. I have the point of the cursor directly over the red circle when I do this. WTF?????????

And again, incompetence.


Have a nice day Joe.

candyflip 09-19-2009 09:46 AM

All my Macs boot Windows and all my PCs boot OSX.

Having these Mac vs PC arguments is now even more retarded than ever.

http://nyonic.com/macmini9.jpg

geedub 09-19-2009 09:55 AM

they basically use the same hardware in a fancy box.. pc with a unix-type os is the only way to go.

woj 09-19-2009 09:59 AM

gee, you guys are really defensive about it... Macs aren't for everyone, nothing wrong with that...

3xTom 09-19-2009 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16337931)
All my Macs boot Windows and all my PCs boot OSX.

Having these Mac vs PC arguments is now even more retarded than ever.

http://nyonic.com/macmini9.jpg

Starbucks and a dell running OSX

FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

:thumbsup:thumbsup

psili 09-19-2009 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 16337972)
gee, you guys are really defensive about it... Macs aren't for everyone, nothing wrong with that...

I never see any panties in a bunch in a PC / PC thread, but once an Apple product is brought up; bunched up panties everywhere.

In regard to price, I just picked up both the following for $1700 total (coupons used). I'd have maybe thought about an MBP, but why?

Dell Vostro 1720
Core 2 Duo T9550 2.66GHz
3GB DDR2 SDRAM
Nvidia GeForce 9600M 512MB
320GB 7200RPM Sata HD
17" WUXGA
OS: Kubuntu
-----------------
Dell Inspiron Mini 10V
1.6GHz Atom processor
1GB SDRAM
160 GB HD
OS: Ubuntu netbook remix

Anyway, enjoy the mac / pc discussion you'all. They're fun to read.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-19-2009 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili (Post 16338049)
I never see any panties in a bunch in a PC / PC thread, but once an Apple product is brought up; bunched up panties everywhere.

In regard to price, I just picked up both the following for $1700 total (coupons used). I'd have maybe thought about an MBP, but why?

Dell Vostro 1720
Core 2 Duo T9550 2.66GHz
3GB DDR2 SDRAM
Nvidia GeForce 9600M 512MB
320GB 7200RPM Sata HD
17" WUXGA
OS: Kubuntu
-----------------
Dell Inspiron Mini 10V
1.6GHz Atom processor
1GB SDRAM
160 GB HD
OS: Ubuntu netbook remix

Anyway, enjoy the mac / pc discussion you'all. They're fun to read.

Dude, you're getting a dell.

Seriously, anyone that pays $1700 for a Dell has to have mental issues

candyflip 09-19-2009 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili (Post 16338049)
I never see any panties in a bunch in a PC / PC thread, but once an Apple product is brought up; bunched up panties everywhere.

In regard to price, I just picked up both the following for $1700 total (coupons used). I'd have maybe thought about an MBP, but why?

Dell Vostro 1720
Core 2 Duo T9550 2.66GHz
3GB DDR2 SDRAM
Nvidia GeForce 9600M 512MB
320GB 7200RPM Sata HD
17" WUXGA
OS: Kubuntu
-----------------
Dell Inspiron Mini 10V
1.6GHz Atom processor
1GB SDRAM
160 GB HD
OS: Ubuntu netbook remix

Anyway, enjoy the mac / pc discussion you'all. They're fun to read.

You can install OSX on the 10v just as you would any Mac...right from the Apple Retail discs.

candyflip 09-19-2009 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16338053)
Dude, you're getting a dell.

Seriously, anyone that pays $1700 for a Dell, has to have mental issues

He is getting two machines in that deal.

beta-tester 09-19-2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16337613)
All of the things you mentioned are because you're retarded, they have nothing to do with a mac.

i would have to agree with this.

Seriously man, all you posted is total bullshit and non sense. Macbook's are slightly more expensive but are much better and stable in every aspect. Compare it with Sony vaio and you'll see what I am talking about.
You can't find decent sony for less than grand and a half, and still it's not comparable with macbook pro.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-19-2009 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16338062)
He is getting two machines in that deal.

i don't really count a netbook as a machine.

onlytease 09-19-2009 10:20 AM

i moved from a pc 6 months ago to a mac (and always used to be a mac hater). now i love my mac - the fact it doesnt crash every other day is just one of the reasons i love it :)

psili 09-19-2009 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16338053)
Dude, you're getting a dell.

Seriously, anyone that pays $1700 for a Dell has to have mental issues

Yea I know -- they're Dells, oh well. I actually wanted an Asus or Sager, but couldn't pass up the deal. I also don't do graphics or video, just development work, so I saw no reason for a Mac.

Loch 09-19-2009 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili (Post 16338093)
Yea I know -- they're Dells, oh well. I actually wanted an Asus or Sager, but couldn't pass up the deal. I also don't do graphics or video, just development work, so I saw no reason for a Mac.

you got ripped off huge!
1600 bucks and i just Bought this baby....

http://www.toshiba.ca/web/product.grp?lg=en&section=1&group=1&product=8470&c ategory=

DatingGold 09-19-2009 10:31 AM

I switched to Mac about 3 years ago. best thing I ever did. Windows fucking blows.

ToplistBlog_Com 09-19-2009 04:23 PM

I gotta say, I'm a PC guy all the way, but there are somethings that Macs can do as good or better. A lot of it is just a matter of preference. Me, I like to have more control over what my system does (which is why I still have XP instead of Vista). But that's not a knock on Mac users.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-19-2009 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToplistBlog_Com (Post 16338966)
I gotta say, I'm a PC guy all the way, but there are somethings that Macs can do as good or better. A lot of it is just a matter of preference. Me, I like to have more control over what my system does (which is why I still have XP instead of Vista). But that's not a knock on Mac users.

So, what can you do in XP that you can't in Vista?

brassmonkey 09-19-2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 16337683)
open a page full of animated gifs in safari

or watch flash and see your mac melt

mine does :(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

Iron Fist 09-19-2009 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16337721)
wait wait wait... youre an IE person?

I will bet he went straight to Microsoft to download IE for Mac. :Oh crap

GrouchyAdmin 09-19-2009 04:49 PM

"Hi I'm dum. Pls to make Winders 4 me."

bronco67 09-19-2009 04:50 PM

It's a cult...and a fucking dumb one at that.

xxweekxx 09-19-2009 05:00 PM

who is the fucktard that said a mac is 2-4 times more powerful than a pc..

how about we both get $5,000 to build computers.. I build a PC, you build a MAc

Lets see whos computer wins in benchmarks..

The truth is Macs are more expensive.. Dont know why you guys are arguing it...

If you know how to build a PC, you could build a stable windows pc for a shit load less, and its more customizable too...

I can swap memory in and out, change video cards, motherboards, add new pci cards, etc...

Good luck doing that with your mac :error

xxweekxx 09-19-2009 05:02 PM

PLEASE stop saying macs are more stable.. jesus..

I have a desktop tower i built 2 years ago, high end parts.. I have shut it down only once and that was cuz i moved to panama..

It DOESNT CRASh.. it hasnt crashed this year.. i run 4gb of ram on it...

I just reboot it once every 3-4 months.. jesus a well built pc is as good as a mac.. macs use regular components like ram, hard disk, etc..

its not like they are using special parts from god.. its the same shit in a nice interface

Joe King 09-19-2009 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16339040)
I will bet he went straight to Microsoft to download IE for Mac. :Oh crap

I was not even aware IE for mac existed. I tried Safari and Firefox.

CyberHustler 09-19-2009 06:00 PM

iPC... :pimp

GrouchyAdmin 09-19-2009 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16339088)
I was not even aware IE for mac existed. I tried Safari and Firefox.

It hasn't since 2006.

Gerco 09-19-2009 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16338999)
So, what can you do in XP that you can't in Vista?

work at The Department of Transportation (DOT) and the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST)......

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-19-2009 10:19 PM

Love my Macs (@ Home) PC at the offices.

stickyfingerz 09-19-2009 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fmltube (Post 16337626)
I never was a Mac fan UNTIL I discovered Final Cut Studio. FCS kept me around long enough to work through the quirks and now that Adobe came back to Mac, I can do everything I need from planning to shooting/capture to editing to output. No complaints from me but the new iMac refresh is coming up to compete with lower end pc desktops.

Ya Ill stick with Adobe Premiere which is very similar and Im able to get all the plugins and ad ons available for it. lol

stickyfingerz 09-19-2009 10:35 PM

Jesus enough with the " If you do graphics or video, or music you have to have a mac" I've heard that shit since I started doing audio recording back in 99. Have to get pro tools, have to use a mac. Bullshit bullshit bullshit.. Jesus fuckin Christ. Friggin brainwashed sheep. As said above give me an equal budget to whatever mac you buy and I can build a pc that is faster and more stable. :1orglaugh


digitaldivas 09-19-2009 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16337610)
when I returned my new mack book pro 2 weeks after buying it. You have 2 weeks to return the product. They tried to charge me a restocking fee but after making a huge scene in front of a crowd of other customers they decided to just give me a full refund.

Seriously, Mac is the biggest fucking rip off ever. It does have some advantages like less likely to get viruses. But you are paying double for a basically a computer that looks more stylish and is easier to use.

The reason I bought one was so I would know more about AAPL products. Now I know why I shorted AAPL stock on Friday. :321GFY

complaints:
1. Cannot open up multiple windows of same thing. I have several gmail accounts and like to have them all open sometimes. On a shitty Mac I have to close out of one gmail account before I open another.

2. So much cool software does not have a version for the mac

3. ICQ work like shit when I downloaded it.

4. Double the fucking cost of a comparable windows machine :1orglaugh

5. The track pad is fucking dumb as shit. I know the proper finger sweeps in order to increase text but the hunk of shit I was sold increased the text size on the screen over and over even when I was just moving the cursor around. I was not in any way making the finger/thumb motion that is saved for changing text size . This was SO FUCKING ANOYING as every 15 minutes the god damed text would all of a sudden get really big for no freaking reason.

6. Ever notice the "Mac geniuses" that work at the store have absolutely no Mac product knowledge?

7. Some software I needed cost double than comparable software for a PC (different company made the software but had similar features)

8. Did I mention they cost fucking double????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. The Mac mighty mouse is fucking garbage.

10. I hate the cult-like attitude that Mac people have. You can tell a person who uses a Dell that you don't like the company and they will not really give a shit. People who use PCs have better things to do with their time than worship their overpriced dumbed down trendy computer.

11. Often when I try to click out of a screen I have to click like 5 times to get the thing to close. I have the point of the cursor directly over the red circle when I do this. WTF?????????

...Your a fucking idiot, why are you here surfer?

JD 09-19-2009 11:03 PM

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1206344902.jpg

Joe King 09-19-2009 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitaldivas (Post 16339624)
...Your a fucking idiot, why are you here surfer?

My online profits were in the millions by 2004 and then I retired for a few years and just managed my investments. Ok I guess I am a surfer now. But I am building 2 sites now so soon I won't be a lowly surfer after that.

[db] 09-20-2009 12:09 AM

I'm not going to spend my time reading any more of this boring fucking thread, but how stupid do you have to be to not be able to install flash on a new mac.

thread starter = fail at life

and I don't even like macs

[db] 09-20-2009 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitaldivas (Post 16339624)
...Your a fucking idiot, why are you here surfer?


Very astute observation. Almost no question that this Joe King character is not in the industry.

stickyfingerz 09-20-2009 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [db] (Post 16339722)
Very astute observation. Almost no question that this Joe King character is not in the industry.

OMG so now if you don't use a fucking overpriced mac you can't be in the industry? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMG thank you for the late night belly laugh. lolz

[db] 09-20-2009 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe King (Post 16339711)
My online profits were in the millions by 2004 and then I retired for a few years and just managed my investments. Ok I guess I am a surfer now. But I am building 2 sites now so soon I won't be a lowly surfer after that.


This fucking clown = big gay liar.


If proven wrong a will post picture of myself eating homeless woman's shit.

[db] 09-20-2009 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 16339726)
OMG so now if you don't use a fucking overpriced mac you can't be in the industry? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMG thank you for the late night belly laugh. lolz




Read more from this poster before making your judgment calls there, matt drudge.

23 thousand posts hasn't even bought you basic common msg board sense? Maybe 100k will do it? Reach for the stars jackass.

potter 09-20-2009 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 16339620)
As said above give me an equal budget to whatever mac you buy and I can build a pc that is faster and more stable.

This I will never understand. If you know computer hardware you know the stuff Apple uses is really high end stuff.

.....So sure, we both get the same amount of money.

- You go buy the econosucksballsbrand mother board for $79.99.
- You go buy the low end Intel Quad Core for $380.

- I buy the top of the line Intel Server mother board for $599.99.
- I buy the high end Xenon Quad Core for $980.

Now, you come back saying you built a 3.0Ghz quad core Intel machine for only $460.
I come back and say I built a 3.0Ghz quad core Intel machine for $1,580.

You try to claim you built the same machine for a third of the price. Which is laughable, like all these debates. There is no price difference between a mac and a pc. A mac is built on pc hardware so there's really no debate at all. When people TRY to debate it, they debate by comparing utter piece of shit computers (like cheap model dells) to quality computers (like top model macs).

Anyone who builds their own computers and actually understands hardware components knows this.

[db] 09-20-2009 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 16339755)
This I will never understand. If you know computer hardware you know the stuff Apple uses is really high end stuff.

.....So sure, we both get the same amount of money.

- You go buy the econosucksballsbrand mother board for $79.99.
- You go buy the low end Intel Quad Core for $380.

- I buy the top of the line Intel Server mother board for $599.99.
- I buy the high end Xenon Quad Core for $980.

Now, you come back saying you built a 3.0Ghz quad core Intel machine for only $460.
I come back and say I built a 3.0Ghz quad core Intel machine for $1,580.

You try to claim you built the same machine for a third of the price. Which is laughable, like all these debates. There is no price difference between a mac and a pc. A mac is built on pc hardware so there's really no debate at all. When people TRY to debate it, they debate by comparing utter piece of shit computers (like cheap model dells) to quality computers (like top model macs).

Anyone who builds their own computers and actually understands hardware components knows this.


Universal internet fact #1: People who actually know things make the internet boring.

Mr. E 09-20-2009 12:47 AM

As others have mentioned, you obviously had no clue hat you were doing. Oh and ICQ? Are you serious? I thought that went out with beepers? Be a man and download Skype.

Janak 09-20-2009 12:51 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacBook_Pro

Macbook Pro components aren't that flash.

Mr. E 09-20-2009 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16339075)
who is the fucktard that said a mac is 2-4 times more powerful than a pc..

how about we both get $5,000 to build computers.. I build a PC, you build a MAc

Lets see whos computer wins in benchmarks..

The truth is Macs are more expensive.. Dont know why you guys are arguing it...

If you know how to build a PC, you could build a stable windows pc for a shit load less, and its more customizable too...

I can swap memory in and out, change video cards, motherboards, add new pci cards, etc...

Good luck doing that with your mac :error

Go to a file sharing site to download a movie, some music or porn and tell me how long it takes before you get a virus or tons of spyware on your PC. I give you about 2 weeks. I have been downloading files for over 2 years virus free....

Good luck doing that on your PC :error

[db] 09-20-2009 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. E (Post 16339765)
Oh and ICQ? Are you serious?


He tried for two hours to log into his BBS using his 14.4k modem, but it was busy.

Joe King 09-20-2009 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [db] (Post 16339795)
He tried for two hours to log into his BBS using his 14.4k modem, but it was busy.

You are the tard who was baited into posting in my thread 6 times in less than one hour:1orglaugh MAC VS PC has got to be the most retarded debate ever yet you felt the need to spend your time on it.

BTW you idiots, I have a couple of the biggest players in this biz on ICQ so as long as that is the case I will fucking use ICQ all day long.:321GFY

Do I really hate macs? No, Actually I love their keyboards and fast boot up times. But I sure as hell hope their stock takes a free fall in October because I am SHORT:thumbsup

Joe King 09-20-2009 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [db] (Post 16339722)
Very astute observation. Almost no question that this Joe King character is not in the industry.

I as knocking out 30 million mails a day back in 2002 so that kinda tends to set someone up so they no longer really need to be in ANY industry. :winkwink:

[db] 09-20-2009 03:30 AM

Of course you were, assbag. Stand back as we all believe your horseshit and piss all over ourselves out of jealousy. All self made millionaires spend Saturday night on GFY talking about how they are about to rebuild their fortunes.

Socks 09-20-2009 03:31 AM

I used a mac recently and one thing that annoyed me was that I clicked stuff, the cursor was directly pointed on what I was clicking, and it didn't register the click. It was almost like the cursor had it's point in the middle of the cursor, rather than at the tip.

Other than that I figured out how to do everything I wanted to do really easily, with really no extra effort. Every time I figured something out it seemed easy and logical. Even setting it up to use an external NTFS HD I brought was simple enough. Had no idea I would be able to read it and not write to it without a driver. Seemed strange that wasn't part of the OS though.

[db] 09-20-2009 03:33 AM

Update: Self made millionaires who like to brag on message boards also often complain that $4000 is too much for a computer so they have to return it.

Joe King 09-20-2009 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [db] (Post 16340023)
Update: Self made millionaires who like to brag on message boards also often complain that $4000 is too much for a computer so they have to return it.

See siggy bitch! You really do suck at the interweb


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