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CIVMatt 05-03-2010 12:43 PM

Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

Kirby 05-03-2010 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)
I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage.

I get you were angry, but this sounds like rape.

:2 cents:

spazlabz 05-03-2010 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)
The funniest one happened in Thailand. I was living in a condo at the time that had a full (ceiling to floor) giant gate that secured the cave like parking area. Without a key you were not getting in, or out.

So this whore was hell bent on me taking a shower first and alone. This was a red flag to me so I was on guard again. BTW... Thai whores always want you to shower and them too before you fuck, so it wasn't that I stunk.

Anyway, so I leave the bathroom door open and I get in the shower but keep my eyes and ears open. The SECOND I put the water on my face I heard my condo door slam shut. I jumped out of the shower and ran into the room. She took ALL the clothes I was wearing out with her, which had my money and phone in my pocket.

I grabbed my bat and ran down 3 flights of stairs buck ass naked and found her inside the cave parking area trying to shake the door open. LOL Owned. She was trapped.

I asked her in Thai if she wanted me to call the police or get beaten with my bat. The choice was hers but she was getting one of them. She begged be to call the police. I told her I'd make her a deal and wouldn't call if she gave me HER phone and her ID card. The phone was payment for fucking me over, her ID card was so that she wouldn't come back and cause problems for me later. She gave me both. I then told her I wanted to fuck her and she was going to do it for free. I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage. Never saw her again. Still have her ID to this day.

I was at the doctor a week later with green puss dripping from my dick and in serious pain. Took a shot of meds in the rear and cleared it all up but I was pissing razor blades for 2 days.

Moral of the story: Even when you win, you lose.

I laughed I cried I vomed a little in the mouth (green puss DUDE!)

Thanks for sharing that it is a great story

CDSmith 05-03-2010 12:52 PM

For great hooker stories DWB is definitely the go-to guy.

Me, I'm still a virgin. (when it comes to experience with paid escorts and ladies of the night anyway)

dav3 05-03-2010 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)
Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

I may actually attend one just for this!

burntfilm 05-03-2010 01:22 PM

Kirby, seriously, at least you didn't get stabbed or some shit.
-DWB... Great stories, that stuff is Fucked Up!!!

BlackCrayon 05-03-2010 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)
Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

haha, yeah kinda like listening to henry rollins only about fucking whores.

punker barbie 05-03-2010 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)
Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol


yes please.

DWB 05-03-2010 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 17099809)
I get you were angry, but this sounds like rape.

They have to say "no" in order for it to be rape. :2 cents:

Besides, hookers fuck for an exchange for something. Usually money or drugs. In this case, she was paid with freedom.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-03-2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)
The funniest one happened in Thailand. I was living in a condo at the time that had a full (ceiling to floor) giant gate that secured the cave like parking area. Without a key you were not getting in, or out.

So this whore was hell bent on me taking a shower first and alone. This was a red flag to me so I was on guard again. BTW... Thai whores always want you to shower and them too before you fuck, so it wasn't that I stunk.

Anyway, so I leave the bathroom door open and I get in the shower but keep my eyes and ears open. The SECOND I put the water on my face I heard my condo door slam shut. I jumped out of the shower and ran into the room. She took ALL the clothes I was wearing out with her, which had my money and phone in my pocket.

I grabbed my bat and ran down 3 flights of stairs buck ass naked and found her inside the cave parking area trying to shake the door open. LOL Owned. She was trapped.

I asked her in Thai if she wanted me to call the police or get beaten with my bat. The choice was hers but she was getting one of them. She begged be to call the police. I told her I'd make her a deal and wouldn't call if she gave me HER phone and her ID card. The phone was payment for fucking me over, her ID card was so that she wouldn't come back and cause problems for me later. She gave me both. I then told her I wanted to fuck her and she was going to do it for free. I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage. Never saw her again. Still have her ID to this day.

I was at the doctor a week later with green puss dripping from my dick and in serious pain. Took a shot of meds in the rear and cleared it all up but I was pissing razor blades for 2 days.

Moral of the story: Even when you win, you lose.

You're probably THE most interesting person on GFY by a fucking long shot...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-03-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)
Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

I'd gather around that campfire... :2 cents::1orglaugh

lazycash 05-03-2010 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17097799)
I went to this whores hotel room years back in Kentucky. It was a 2 bed room. She had me undress on one side and put my clothes there, then come over to the other side and get on the other bed. I thought this was odd and my guard was up out of the gate.

So she starts jacking me off and I ask if she has any oil. She told me to shut up. Just like that. I asked, please, if you have any oil or lotion, it would make it feel better and get the job done faster.

So the whore gets up, walks over to my clothes, picks them up, opens the door and THROWS them out the door (we are on 2nd floor) and into the parking lot. It was a Red Roof Inn so the doors opened to the parking lot with the walk on the outside. Then she screamed for someone and this fucking black dude comes into the room.

Now, I've been in some shit in my life and in situations that would make most men cry, so this was not alarming nor was I afraid. I just thought WTF and when I saw the dude come in I knew it was going to get ugly.

By this time I was standing up so I started towards this black fucker and she was off to the side. I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat. She got fucked up. Then the second I regained by balance from that, I kicked that negro in the nuts as hard as I could and then tossed him head first into the wall as hard as I could. Didn't give either of them to think about shit as they both thought I was going to walk out for my clothes.

I walked down to the first floor butt ass naked in the middle of winter, put my clothes on, walked around to the other side where I parked and drove away. Never heard anything else about it.

Now, I'm no bad ass or even an aggressive person, but I know a dangerous situation when I see and and will strike first if I have to and there is no other choice. I just knew that whore would do something when my back was to her and I didn't trust the black dude either. From that day on I carried mace with me and never kept my clothes out of arms reach.

Fuck whores and their pimps.

You need to write an autobiography, I know I'd buy it.

joshuak 05-03-2010 04:07 PM

Scan the id card obv.

BigDeanEvans 05-03-2010 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17097799)
I went to this whores hotel room years back in Kentucky. It was a 2 bed room. She had me undress on one side and put my clothes there, then come over to the other side and get on the other bed. I thought this was odd and my guard was up out of the gate.

So she starts jacking me off and I ask if she has any oil. She told me to shut up. Just like that. I asked, please, if you have any oil or lotion, it would make it feel better and get the job done faster.

So the whore gets up, walks over to my clothes, picks them up, opens the door and THROWS them out the door (we are on 2nd floor) and into the parking lot. It was a Red Roof Inn so the doors opened to the parking lot with the walk on the outside. Then she screamed for someone and this fucking black dude comes into the room.

Now, I've been in some shit in my life and in situations that would make most men cry, so this was not alarming nor was I afraid. I just thought WTF and when I saw the dude come in I knew it was going to get ugly.

By this time I was standing up so I started towards this black fucker and she was off to the side. I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat. She got fucked up. Then the second I regained by balance from that, I kicked that negro in the nuts as hard as I could and then tossed him head first into the wall as hard as I could. Didn't give either of them to think about shit as they both thought I was going to walk out for my clothes.

I walked down to the first floor butt ass naked in the middle of winter, put my clothes on, walked around to the other side where I parked and drove away. Never heard anything else about it.

Now, I'm no bad ass or even an aggressive person, but I know a dangerous situation when I see and and will strike first if I have to and there is no other choice. I just knew that whore would do something when my back was to her and I didn't trust the black dude either. From that day on I carried mace with me and never kept my clothes out of arms reach.

Fuck whores and their pimps.


Its reasons like that why i always have carry a knife.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-03-2010 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17100696)
You need to write an autobiography, I know I'd buy it.

No shit, I'd be lining up for release day, lol.

Screwed Up 05-03-2010 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17100446)
They have to say "no" in order for it to be rape. :2 cents:

Besides, hookers fuck for an exchange for something. Usually money or drugs. In this case, she was paid with freedom.

Go, DWB, go!!:1orglaugh

Great stories. This reminds me how much I miss your blog. :disgust

I have some hooker stories but none like yours. In fact I most of the time people don't try to pull shit like that.

Keep them coming...

CYF 05-03-2010 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)
The funniest one happened in Thailand. I was living in a condo at the time that had a full (ceiling to floor) giant gate that secured the cave like parking area. Without a key you were not getting in, or out.

So this whore was hell bent on me taking a shower first and alone. This was a red flag to me so I was on guard again. BTW... Thai whores always want you to shower and them too before you fuck, so it wasn't that I stunk.

Anyway, so I leave the bathroom door open and I get in the shower but keep my eyes and ears open. The SECOND I put the water on my face I heard my condo door slam shut. I jumped out of the shower and ran into the room. She took ALL the clothes I was wearing out with her, which had my money and phone in my pocket.

I grabbed my bat and ran down 3 flights of stairs buck ass naked and found her inside the cave parking area trying to shake the door open. LOL Owned. She was trapped.

I asked her in Thai if she wanted me to call the police or get beaten with my bat. The choice was hers but she was getting one of them. She begged be to call the police. I told her I'd make her a deal and wouldn't call if she gave me HER phone and her ID card. The phone was payment for fucking me over, her ID card was so that she wouldn't come back and cause problems for me later. She gave me both. I then told her I wanted to fuck her and she was going to do it for free. I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage. Never saw her again. Still have her ID to this day.

I was at the doctor a week later with green puss dripping from my dick and in serious pain. Took a shot of meds in the rear and cleared it all up but I was pissing razor blades for 2 days.

Moral of the story: Even when you win, you lose.

you've got some great stories :thumbsup

babymaker 05-03-2010 04:29 PM

Ho is doing a date in my other room right now with some country white dude should we roll him :D

Girl has stars tattooed on her face :) kinda cute nice girl too.

L-Pink 05-03-2010 04:51 PM

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/x...-kneescopy.jpg


.

PornMD 05-03-2010 05:12 PM


Loch 05-03-2010 05:16 PM

fakenick number 563 this year

brentbacardi 05-03-2010 05:34 PM

Oh man... crazy stories dude...

My female friend is a pimp and I thought she was terrible. Shes like a 5'9" muscular, in shape bad ass black girl who is one of those... Ill kick your fuckin teeth out type girls. But anyways... I was hangin with her in a hotel room with her two hoes and shes like one of them has a guy coming over for just like 15 or 20 minutes so she tells me to hide in the bathroom with her and the one hoe, the other waits outside and we hear the guy come in and pay and do his shit, im drunk as fuck mind you just chillin.

After like only half the time passes my crazy pimp friend, she busts out the door and is like you best be done already... and they get into a heated convo... anyways she gets the guy to come back with $300 fucking dollars for only like 20 more minutes....

Shit if that happened to me I woulda booked and wrote madd bad reviews on craigslist lol but idk she knows how to make her dough...

Yeah my friend is crazy and shit but shes madd cool, well to me and not to all you johns out there lolz!!!!

CDSmith 05-03-2010 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17100481)
You're probably THE most interesting person on GFY by a fucking long shot...

http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-conten...tay-thisty.jpg


When DWB gets older he will take this guy's place.


"Stay horny my friends"

Coup 05-03-2010 06:11 PM

prostitution is counter-revolutionary and must be erradicated at all costs

GAMEFINEST 05-03-2010 06:15 PM

DWB is my hero

GT-Omar 05-03-2010 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17101555)

At museum's they let him touch the art! :thumbsup

Cyber Fucker 05-03-2010 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17101192)

:1orglaugh

JustDaveXxx 05-03-2010 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17100446)
They have to say "no" in order for it to be rape. :2 cents:

Besides, hookers fuck for an exchange for something. Usually money or drugs. In this case, she was paid with freedom.

Sounds like a solid business arrangement. lol



You do have the very best stories.:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:

NetHorse 05-03-2010 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17097799)
I went to this whores hotel room years back in Kentucky. It was a 2 bed room. She had me undress on one side and put my clothes there, then come over to the other side and get on the other bed. I thought this was odd and my guard was up out of the gate.

So she starts jacking me off and I ask if she has any oil. She told me to shut up. Just like that. I asked, please, if you have any oil or lotion, it would make it feel better and get the job done faster.

So the whore gets up, walks over to my clothes, picks them up, opens the door and THROWS them out the door (we are on 2nd floor) and into the parking lot. It was a Red Roof Inn so the doors opened to the parking lot with the walk on the outside. Then she screamed for someone and this fucking black dude comes into the room.

Now, I've been in some shit in my life and in situations that would make most men cry, so this was not alarming nor was I afraid. I just thought WTF and when I saw the dude come in I knew it was going to get ugly.

By this time I was standing up so I started towards this black fucker and she was off to the side. I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat. She got fucked up. Then the second I regained by balance from that, I kicked that negro in the nuts as hard as I could and then tossed him head first into the wall as hard as I could. Didn't give either of them to think about shit as they both thought I was going to walk out for my clothes.

I walked down to the first floor butt ass naked in the middle of winter, put my clothes on, walked around to the other side where I parked and drove away. Never heard anything else about it.

Now, I'm no bad ass or even an aggressive person, but I know a dangerous situation when I see and and will strike first if I have to and there is no other choice. I just knew that whore would do something when my back was to her and I didn't trust the black dude either. From that day on I carried mace with me and never kept my clothes out of arms reach.

Fuck whores and their pimps.

hahaha thread saved, good story. You hereby redeem yourself for chopping off dog's heads.

fatfoo 05-03-2010 08:19 PM

You idiot! The pimp could be reading this right now!

BIGTYMER 05-03-2010 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17098704)
Hardly a bad ass, quite the opposite really. I just won't take shit from hookers or pimps regardless of what country they are in (Colombia, Brazil and Venezuela excluded).

Don't sell yourself short man. Not many people in that situation would of had the balls to lay the smackdown. Most would of taken a beating or ran.

D Ghost 05-03-2010 09:39 PM

wow that's fucked man...

alias 05-03-2010 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)
The funniest one happened in Thailand. I was living in a condo at the time that had a full (ceiling to floor) giant gate that secured the cave like parking area. Without a key you were not getting in, or out.

So this whore was hell bent on me taking a shower first and alone. This was a red flag to me so I was on guard again. BTW... Thai whores always want you to shower and them too before you fuck, so it wasn't that I stunk.

Anyway, so I leave the bathroom door open and I get in the shower but keep my eyes and ears open. The SECOND I put the water on my face I heard my condo door slam shut. I jumped out of the shower and ran into the room. She took ALL the clothes I was wearing out with her, which had my money and phone in my pocket.

I grabbed my bat and ran down 3 flights of stairs buck ass naked and found her inside the cave parking area trying to shake the door open. LOL Owned. She was trapped.

I asked her in Thai if she wanted me to call the police or get beaten with my bat. The choice was hers but she was getting one of them. She begged be to call the police. I told her I'd make her a deal and wouldn't call if she gave me HER phone and her ID card. The phone was payment for fucking me over, her ID card was so that she wouldn't come back and cause problems for me later. She gave me both. I then told her I wanted to fuck her and she was going to do it for free. I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage. Never saw her again. Still have her ID to this day.

I was at the doctor a week later with green puss dripping from my dick and in serious pain. Took a shot of meds in the rear and cleared it all up but I was pissing razor blades for 2 days.

Moral of the story: Even when you win, you lose.

This is copypasta blog gold. Start one.

slayer69 05-03-2010 10:22 PM

fucking crazy/awesome stories.

aztecboi2003 05-03-2010 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 17100951)
Ho is doing a date in my other room right now with some country white dude should we roll him :D

Girl has stars tattooed on her face :) kinda cute nice girl too.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2728/...13f4e9fd7d.jpg

DWB 05-03-2010 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 17102217)
This is copypasta blog gold. Start one.

I used to have a great blog until some dick heads printed out the pages and photos (some of me) and gave them to the Thai police in an attempt to have me arrested. I closed it down when I caught wind of that and have not had it up since, though I've kicked around the idea of reviving it as of late, just with no personal pics or text that could lock me down to a location at that given time.

Fuckin' haters and dick heads. Get some! :321GFY

Agent 488 05-03-2010 11:04 PM

why be such faggots. quit living your life through someone else.

leg4 05-04-2010 12:52 AM

Never shit where you eat kiddo.

Oracle Porn 05-04-2010 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17102439)
I used to have a great blog until some dick heads printed out the pages and photos (some of me) and gave them to the Thai police in an attempt to have me arrested. I closed it down when I caught wind of that and have not had it up since, though I've kicked around the idea of reviving it as of late, just with no personal pics or text that could lock me down to a location at that given time.

Fuckin' haters and dick heads. Get some! :321GFY

wow, fucking haters.

TurboAngel 05-04-2010 07:09 AM

You should put an add up telling all the guys to stay away from her, TRUST me this will work! She won't be able to this again. You can get one of the big adds on the side (ones in yellow on backpage ) for a whole month for 20-30 bucks and you'll have the satisfaction of knowing not only she won't make any money but she won't be able to rip any one off!
:winkwink:

Paul Markham 05-04-2010 07:34 AM

DWB I was pissed when we went to Thailand and you went to Europe at the same time. Next time we must meet up.

Axzar 05-04-2010 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17097658)
call the police, tell them the whole story, im sure they will understand

And we have a winner! (Call the cops from a rural, out of town payphone).

Heck, I have been out of the USA for near six years, do you still have payphones? :pimp

Serial Pervert 05-04-2010 07:37 AM

that sucks :/

american pervert 05-04-2010 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)
Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

yeah, no shit.

TurboAngel 05-04-2010 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axzar (Post 17104383)
And we have a winner! (Call the cops from a rural, out of town payphone).

Heck, I have been out of the USA for near six years, do you still have payphones? :pimp

Yea call the cops LMFAO!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 05-04-2010 08:28 AM

DWB killed it...

ShellyCrash 05-04-2010 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)
Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

You could sell sponsorship ops. Hell, I'd be in on it. :thumbsup

JenniDahling 05-04-2010 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)
Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

AVN is looking for guest speakers for Internext. DWB ftw!:thumbsup

Andy CHOOPA 05-04-2010 10:06 AM

I know a certain someone who got taken for a rather pricey watch in Vegas.... Lips are sealed though.

JFK 05-04-2010 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA (Post 17105704)
I know a certain someone who got taken for a rather pricey watch in Vegas.... Lips are sealed though.

was it this january ?:winkwink:


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