Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17097799)

I went to this whores hotel room years back in Kentucky. It was a 2 bed room. She had me undress on one side and put my clothes there, then come over to the other side and get on the other bed. I thought this was odd and my guard was up out of the gate.

So she starts jacking me off and I ask if she has any oil. She told me to shut up. Just like that. I asked, please, if you have any oil or lotion, it would make it feel better and get the job done faster.

So the whore gets up, walks over to my clothes, picks them up, opens the door and THROWS them out the door (we are on 2nd floor) and into the parking lot. It was a Red Roof Inn so the doors opened to the parking lot with the walk on the outside. Then she screamed for someone and this fucking black dude comes into the room.

Now, I've been in some shit in my life and in situations that would make most men cry, so this was not alarming nor was I afraid. I just thought WTF and when I saw the dude come in I knew it was going to get ugly.

By this time I was standing up so I started towards this black fucker and she was off to the side. I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat. She got fucked up. Then the second I regained by balance from that, I kicked that negro in the nuts as hard as I could and then tossed him head first into the wall as hard as I could. Didn't give either of them to think about shit as they both thought I was going to walk out for my clothes.

I walked down to the first floor butt ass naked in the middle of winter, put my clothes on, walked around to the other side where I parked and drove away. Never heard anything else about it.

Now, I'm no bad ass or even an aggressive person, but I know a dangerous situation when I see and and will strike first if I have to and there is no other choice. I just knew that whore would do something when my back was to her and I didn't trust the black dude either. From that day on I carried mace with me and never kept my clothes out of arms reach.

Fuck whores and their pimps.

Originally Posted by Loki (Post 17099132)

SIMPLE:

When a case like that pops up, make sure the whore does the 'ham bone' while your out of the room!

-Loki-

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17097595)

Have a friend call her up today and book her and then you can pop out with a shotgun and rob them both, what are they going to do? Exactly

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17097799)

I went to this whores hotel room years back in Kentucky. It was a 2 bed room. She had me undress on one side and put my clothes there, then come over to the other side and get on the other bed. I thought this was odd and my guard was up out of the gate.

So she starts jacking me off and I ask if she has any oil. She told me to shut up. Just like that. I asked, please, if you have any oil or lotion, it would make it feel better and get the job done faster.

So the whore gets up, walks over to my clothes, picks them up, opens the door and THROWS them out the door (we are on 2nd floor) and into the parking lot. It was a Red Roof Inn so the doors opened to the parking lot with the walk on the outside. Then she screamed for someone and this fucking black dude comes into the room.

Now, I've been in some shit in my life and in situations that would make most men cry, so this was not alarming nor was I afraid. I just thought WTF and when I saw the dude come in I knew it was going to get ugly.

By this time I was standing up so I started towards this black fucker and she was off to the side. I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat. She got fucked up. Then the second I regained by balance from that, I kicked that negro in the nuts as hard as I could and then tossed him head first into the wall as hard as I could. Didn't give either of them to think about shit as they both thought I was going to walk out for my clothes.

I walked down to the first floor butt ass naked in the middle of winter, put my clothes on, walked around to the other side where I parked and drove away. Never heard anything else about it.

Now, I'm no bad ass or even an aggressive person, but I know a dangerous situation when I see and and will strike first if I have to and there is no other choice. I just knew that whore would do something when my back was to her and I didn't trust the black dude either. From that day on I carried mace with me and never kept my clothes out of arms reach.

Fuck whores and their pimps.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17097799)

I went to this whores hotel room years back in Kentucky. It was a 2 bed room. She had me undress on one side and put my clothes there, then come over to the other side and get on the other bed. I thought this was odd and my guard was up out of the gate.

So she starts jacking me off and I ask if she has any oil. She told me to shut up. Just like that. I asked, please, if you have any oil or lotion, it would make it feel better and get the job done faster.

So the whore gets up, walks over to my clothes, picks them up, opens the door and THROWS them out the door (we are on 2nd floor) and into the parking lot. It was a Red Roof Inn so the doors opened to the parking lot with the walk on the outside. Then she screamed for someone and this fucking black dude comes into the room.

Now, I've been in some shit in my life and in situations that would make most men cry, so this was not alarming nor was I afraid. I just thought WTF and when I saw the dude come in I knew it was going to get ugly.

By this time I was standing up so I started towards this black fucker and she was off to the side. I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat. She got fucked up. Then the second I regained by balance from that, I kicked that negro in the nuts as hard as I could and then tossed him head first into the wall as hard as I could. Didn't give either of them to think about shit as they both thought I was going to walk out for my clothes.

I walked down to the first floor butt ass naked in the middle of winter, put my clothes on, walked around to the other side where I parked and drove away. Never heard anything else about it.

Now, I'm no bad ass or even an aggressive person, but I know a dangerous situation when I see and and will strike first if I have to and there is no other choice. I just knew that whore would do something when my back was to her and I didn't trust the black dude either. From that day on I carried mace with me and never kept my clothes out of arms reach.

Fuck whores and their pimps.

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17097595)

Have a friend call her up today and book her and then you can pop out with a shotgun and rob them both, what are they going to do? Exactly

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)

I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)

The funniest one happened in Thailand. I was living in a condo at the time that had a full (ceiling to floor) giant gate that secured the cave like parking area. Without a key you were not getting in, or out.

So this whore was hell bent on me taking a shower first and alone. This was a red flag to me so I was on guard again. BTW... Thai whores always want you to shower and them too before you fuck, so it wasn't that I stunk.

Anyway, so I leave the bathroom door open and I get in the shower but keep my eyes and ears open. The SECOND I put the water on my face I heard my condo door slam shut. I jumped out of the shower and ran into the room. She took ALL the clothes I was wearing out with her, which had my money and phone in my pocket.

I grabbed my bat and ran down 3 flights of stairs buck ass naked and found her inside the cave parking area trying to shake the door open. LOL Owned. She was trapped.

I asked her in Thai if she wanted me to call the police or get beaten with my bat. The choice was hers but she was getting one of them. She begged be to call the police. I told her I'd make her a deal and wouldn't call if she gave me HER phone and her ID card. The phone was payment for fucking me over, her ID card was so that she wouldn't come back and cause problems for me later. She gave me both. I then told her I wanted to fuck her and she was going to do it for free. I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage. Never saw her again. Still have her ID to this day.

I was at the doctor a week later with green puss dripping from my dick and in serious pain. Took a shot of meds in the rear and cleared it all up but I was pissing razor blades for 2 days.

Moral of the story: Even when you win, you lose.

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)

Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)

Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)

Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 17099809)

I get you were angry, but this sounds like rape.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)

The funniest one happened in Thailand. I was living in a condo at the time that had a full (ceiling to floor) giant gate that secured the cave like parking area. Without a key you were not getting in, or out.

So this whore was hell bent on me taking a shower first and alone. This was a red flag to me so I was on guard again. BTW... Thai whores always want you to shower and them too before you fuck, so it wasn't that I stunk.

Anyway, so I leave the bathroom door open and I get in the shower but keep my eyes and ears open. The SECOND I put the water on my face I heard my condo door slam shut. I jumped out of the shower and ran into the room. She took ALL the clothes I was wearing out with her, which had my money and phone in my pocket.

I grabbed my bat and ran down 3 flights of stairs buck ass naked and found her inside the cave parking area trying to shake the door open. LOL Owned. She was trapped.

I asked her in Thai if she wanted me to call the police or get beaten with my bat. The choice was hers but she was getting one of them. She begged be to call the police. I told her I'd make her a deal and wouldn't call if she gave me HER phone and her ID card. The phone was payment for fucking me over, her ID card was so that she wouldn't come back and cause problems for me later. She gave me both. I then told her I wanted to fuck her and she was going to do it for free. I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage. Never saw her again. Still have her ID to this day.

I was at the doctor a week later with green puss dripping from my dick and in serious pain. Took a shot of meds in the rear and cleared it all up but I was pissing razor blades for 2 days.

Moral of the story: Even when you win, you lose.

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)

Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17097799)

I went to this whores hotel room years back in Kentucky. It was a 2 bed room. She had me undress on one side and put my clothes there, then come over to the other side and get on the other bed. I thought this was odd and my guard was up out of the gate.

So she starts jacking me off and I ask if she has any oil. She told me to shut up. Just like that. I asked, please, if you have any oil or lotion, it would make it feel better and get the job done faster.

So the whore gets up, walks over to my clothes, picks them up, opens the door and THROWS them out the door (we are on 2nd floor) and into the parking lot. It was a Red Roof Inn so the doors opened to the parking lot with the walk on the outside. Then she screamed for someone and this fucking black dude comes into the room.

Now, I've been in some shit in my life and in situations that would make most men cry, so this was not alarming nor was I afraid. I just thought WTF and when I saw the dude come in I knew it was going to get ugly.

By this time I was standing up so I started towards this black fucker and she was off to the side. I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat. She got fucked up. Then the second I regained by balance from that, I kicked that negro in the nuts as hard as I could and then tossed him head first into the wall as hard as I could. Didn't give either of them to think about shit as they both thought I was going to walk out for my clothes.

I walked down to the first floor butt ass naked in the middle of winter, put my clothes on, walked around to the other side where I parked and drove away. Never heard anything else about it.

Now, I'm no bad ass or even an aggressive person, but I know a dangerous situation when I see and and will strike first if I have to and there is no other choice. I just knew that whore would do something when my back was to her and I didn't trust the black dude either. From that day on I carried mace with me and never kept my clothes out of arms reach.

Fuck whores and their pimps.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17097799)

I went to this whores hotel room years back in Kentucky. It was a 2 bed room. She had me undress on one side and put my clothes there, then come over to the other side and get on the other bed. I thought this was odd and my guard was up out of the gate.

So she starts jacking me off and I ask if she has any oil. She told me to shut up. Just like that. I asked, please, if you have any oil or lotion, it would make it feel better and get the job done faster.

So the whore gets up, walks over to my clothes, picks them up, opens the door and THROWS them out the door (we are on 2nd floor) and into the parking lot. It was a Red Roof Inn so the doors opened to the parking lot with the walk on the outside. Then she screamed for someone and this fucking black dude comes into the room.

Now, I've been in some shit in my life and in situations that would make most men cry, so this was not alarming nor was I afraid. I just thought WTF and when I saw the dude come in I knew it was going to get ugly.

By this time I was standing up so I started towards this black fucker and she was off to the side. I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat. She got fucked up. Then the second I regained by balance from that, I kicked that negro in the nuts as hard as I could and then tossed him head first into the wall as hard as I could. Didn't give either of them to think about shit as they both thought I was going to walk out for my clothes.

I walked down to the first floor butt ass naked in the middle of winter, put my clothes on, walked around to the other side where I parked and drove away. Never heard anything else about it.

Now, I'm no bad ass or even an aggressive person, but I know a dangerous situation when I see and and will strike first if I have to and there is no other choice. I just knew that whore would do something when my back was to her and I didn't trust the black dude either. From that day on I carried mace with me and never kept my clothes out of arms reach.

Fuck whores and their pimps.

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17100696)

You need to write an autobiography, I know I'd buy it.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17100446)

They have to say "no" in order for it to be rape. :2 cents:

Besides, hookers fuck for an exchange for something. Usually money or drugs. In this case, she was paid with freedom.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)

The funniest one happened in Thailand. I was living in a condo at the time that had a full (ceiling to floor) giant gate that secured the cave like parking area. Without a key you were not getting in, or out.

So this whore was hell bent on me taking a shower first and alone. This was a red flag to me so I was on guard again. BTW... Thai whores always want you to shower and them too before you fuck, so it wasn't that I stunk.

Anyway, so I leave the bathroom door open and I get in the shower but keep my eyes and ears open. The SECOND I put the water on my face I heard my condo door slam shut. I jumped out of the shower and ran into the room. She took ALL the clothes I was wearing out with her, which had my money and phone in my pocket.

I grabbed my bat and ran down 3 flights of stairs buck ass naked and found her inside the cave parking area trying to shake the door open. LOL Owned. She was trapped.

I asked her in Thai if she wanted me to call the police or get beaten with my bat. The choice was hers but she was getting one of them. She begged be to call the police. I told her I'd make her a deal and wouldn't call if she gave me HER phone and her ID card. The phone was payment for fucking me over, her ID card was so that she wouldn't come back and cause problems for me later. She gave me both. I then told her I wanted to fuck her and she was going to do it for free. I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage. Never saw her again. Still have her ID to this day.

I was at the doctor a week later with green puss dripping from my dick and in serious pain. Took a shot of meds in the rear and cleared it all up but I was pissing razor blades for 2 days.

Moral of the story: Even when you win, you lose.

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17100481)

You're probably THE most interesting person on GFY by a fucking long shot...

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17101555)

http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-conten...tay-thisty.jpg

"Stay horny my friends"

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17101192)

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/x...-kneescopy.jpg


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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17100446)

They have to say "no" in order for it to be rape. :2 cents:

Besides, hookers fuck for an exchange for something. Usually money or drugs. In this case, she was paid with freedom.

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17097799)

I went to this whores hotel room years back in Kentucky. It was a 2 bed room. She had me undress on one side and put my clothes there, then come over to the other side and get on the other bed. I thought this was odd and my guard was up out of the gate.

So she starts jacking me off and I ask if she has any oil. She told me to shut up. Just like that. I asked, please, if you have any oil or lotion, it would make it feel better and get the job done faster.

So the whore gets up, walks over to my clothes, picks them up, opens the door and THROWS them out the door (we are on 2nd floor) and into the parking lot. It was a Red Roof Inn so the doors opened to the parking lot with the walk on the outside. Then she screamed for someone and this fucking black dude comes into the room.

Now, I've been in some shit in my life and in situations that would make most men cry, so this was not alarming nor was I afraid. I just thought WTF and when I saw the dude come in I knew it was going to get ugly.

By this time I was standing up so I started towards this black fucker and she was off to the side. I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat. She got fucked up. Then the second I regained by balance from that, I kicked that negro in the nuts as hard as I could and then tossed him head first into the wall as hard as I could. Didn't give either of them to think about shit as they both thought I was going to walk out for my clothes.

I walked down to the first floor butt ass naked in the middle of winter, put my clothes on, walked around to the other side where I parked and drove away. Never heard anything else about it.

Now, I'm no bad ass or even an aggressive person, but I know a dangerous situation when I see and and will strike first if I have to and there is no other choice. I just knew that whore would do something when my back was to her and I didn't trust the black dude either. From that day on I carried mace with me and never kept my clothes out of arms reach.

Fuck whores and their pimps.