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BIGTYMER 05-03-2010 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17098704)
Hardly a bad ass, quite the opposite really. I just won't take shit from hookers or pimps regardless of what country they are in (Colombia, Brazil and Venezuela excluded).
Don't sell yourself short man. Not many people in that situation would of had the balls to lay the smackdown. Most would of taken a beating or ran.

D Ghost 05-03-2010 09:39 PM
wow that's fucked man...

alias 05-03-2010 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)
The funniest one happened in Thailand. I was living in a condo at the time that had a full (ceiling to floor) giant gate that secured the cave like parking area. Without a key you were not getting in, or out.

So this whore was hell bent on me taking a shower first and alone. This was a red flag to me so I was on guard again. BTW... Thai whores always want you to shower and them too before you fuck, so it wasn't that I stunk.

Anyway, so I leave the bathroom door open and I get in the shower but keep my eyes and ears open. The SECOND I put the water on my face I heard my condo door slam shut. I jumped out of the shower and ran into the room. She took ALL the clothes I was wearing out with her, which had my money and phone in my pocket.

I grabbed my bat and ran down 3 flights of stairs buck ass naked and found her inside the cave parking area trying to shake the door open. LOL Owned. She was trapped.

I asked her in Thai if she wanted me to call the police or get beaten with my bat. The choice was hers but she was getting one of them. She begged be to call the police. I told her I'd make her a deal and wouldn't call if she gave me HER phone and her ID card. The phone was payment for fucking me over, her ID card was so that she wouldn't come back and cause problems for me later. She gave me both. I then told her I wanted to fuck her and she was going to do it for free. I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage. Never saw her again. Still have her ID to this day.

I was at the doctor a week later with green puss dripping from my dick and in serious pain. Took a shot of meds in the rear and cleared it all up but I was pissing razor blades for 2 days.

Moral of the story: Even when you win, you lose.
This is copypasta blog gold. Start one.

slayer69 05-03-2010 10:22 PM
fucking crazy/awesome stories.

aztecboi2003 05-03-2010 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 17100951)
Ho is doing a date in my other room right now with some country white dude should we roll him :D

Girl has stars tattooed on her face :) kinda cute nice girl too.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2728/...13f4e9fd7d.jpg

DWB 05-03-2010 11:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alias (Post 17102217)
This is copypasta blog gold. Start one.
I used to have a great blog until some dick heads printed out the pages and photos (some of me) and gave them to the Thai police in an attempt to have me arrested. I closed it down when I caught wind of that and have not had it up since, though I've kicked around the idea of reviving it as of late, just with no personal pics or text that could lock me down to a location at that given time.

Fuckin' haters and dick heads. Get some! :321GFY

Agent 488 05-03-2010 11:04 PM
why be such faggots. quit living your life through someone else.

leg4 05-04-2010 12:52 AM
Never shit where you eat kiddo.

Oracle Porn 05-04-2010 03:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17102439)
I used to have a great blog until some dick heads printed out the pages and photos (some of me) and gave them to the Thai police in an attempt to have me arrested. I closed it down when I caught wind of that and have not had it up since, though I've kicked around the idea of reviving it as of late, just with no personal pics or text that could lock me down to a location at that given time.

Fuckin' haters and dick heads. Get some! :321GFY
wow, fucking haters.

TurboAngel 05-04-2010 07:09 AM
You should put an add up telling all the guys to stay away from her, TRUST me this will work! She won't be able to this again. You can get one of the big adds on the side (ones in yellow on backpage ) for a whole month for 20-30 bucks and you'll have the satisfaction of knowing not only she won't make any money but she won't be able to rip any one off!
:winkwink:

Paul Markham 05-04-2010 07:34 AM
DWB I was pissed when we went to Thailand and you went to Europe at the same time. Next time we must meet up.

Axzar 05-04-2010 07:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17097658)
call the police, tell them the whole story, im sure they will understand
And we have a winner! (Call the cops from a rural, out of town payphone).

Heck, I have been out of the USA for near six years, do you still have payphones? :pimp

Serial Pervert 05-04-2010 07:37 AM
that sucks :/

american pervert 05-04-2010 07:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)
Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol
yeah, no shit.

TurboAngel 05-04-2010 08:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axzar (Post 17104383)
And we have a winner! (Call the cops from a rural, out of town payphone).

Heck, I have been out of the USA for near six years, do you still have payphones? :pimp
Yea call the cops LMFAO!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 05-04-2010 08:28 AM
DWB killed it...

ShellyCrash 05-04-2010 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)
Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol
You could sell sponsorship ops. Hell, I'd be in on it. :thumbsup

JenniDahling 05-04-2010 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17099801)
Seriously can we have an event at the next convention where we just sit around and listen to DWB's stories? lol
AVN is looking for guest speakers for Internext. DWB ftw!:thumbsup

Andy CHOOPA 05-04-2010 10:06 AM
I know a certain someone who got taken for a rather pricey watch in Vegas.... Lips are sealed though.

JFK 05-04-2010 10:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA (Post 17105704)
I know a certain someone who got taken for a rather pricey watch in Vegas.... Lips are sealed though.
was it this january ?:winkwink:

JFK 05-04-2010 10:20 AM
100 Hooker stories:pimp

Kirby 05-04-2010 10:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA (Post 17105704)
I know a certain someone who got taken for a rather pricey watch in Vegas.... Lips are sealed though.
Spill the beans :upsidedow

bronco67 05-04-2010 10:23 AM
First thing --never go below $300. Anything lower and you're getting into scumbag territory.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-04-2010 10:39 AM
hire yourself some real scary nigras for a few hundred bucks that will cripple the bitch and her driver for life.

VikingMan 05-04-2010 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17099737)
The funniest one happened in Thailand. I was living in a condo at the time that had a full (ceiling to floor) giant gate that secured the cave like parking area. Without a key you were not getting in, or out.

So this whore was hell bent on me taking a shower first and alone. This was a red flag to me so I was on guard again. BTW... Thai whores always want you to shower and them too before you fuck, so it wasn't that I stunk.

Anyway, so I leave the bathroom door open and I get in the shower but keep my eyes and ears open. The SECOND I put the water on my face I heard my condo door slam shut. I jumped out of the shower and ran into the room. She took ALL the clothes I was wearing out with her, which had my money and phone in my pocket.

I grabbed my bat and ran down 3 flights of stairs buck ass naked and found her inside the cave parking area trying to shake the door open. LOL Owned. She was trapped.

I asked her in Thai if she wanted me to call the police or get beaten with my bat. The choice was hers but she was getting one of them. She begged be to call the police. I told her I'd make her a deal and wouldn't call if she gave me HER phone and her ID card. The phone was payment for fucking me over, her ID card was so that she wouldn't come back and cause problems for me later. She gave me both. I then told her I wanted to fuck her and she was going to do it for free. I took her back into the stairwell and fucked her in standing doggie, bareback, shot my load in her after about 2 minutes and let her out of the cage. Never saw her again. Still have her ID to this day.

I was at the doctor a week later with green puss dripping from my dick and in serious pain. Took a shot of meds in the rear and cleared it all up but I was pissing razor blades for 2 days.

Moral of the story: Even when you win, you lose.
now that is romantic :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PornAddict 05-04-2010 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17097799)
I knew the moment I passed her she would swing on me or jump on my back so I throat chopped her as HARD as I could as I walked by, hoping to crush her throat.
Dude... I fucking laughed so hard that I almost choked on my water.

- PornAddict

pocketkangaroo 05-04-2010 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17100446)
They have to say "no" in order for it to be rape. :2 cents:
They do? So if you threaten to hurt or kill someone unless they fuck you and they say yes out of fear, that's not rape? Interesting way of thinking.

It's rape in my book though.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-04-2010 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 17106719)
They do? So if you threaten to hurt or kill someone unless they fuck you and they say yes out of fear, that's not rape? Interesting way of thinking.

It's rape in my book though.
So what, bitch is lucky she had the option and didn't just eat bat :2 cents:

babymaker 05-04-2010 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by aztecboi2003 (Post 17102339)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh damn sorta like mine, but this new one has a shitload of stars on her face too many lol looks like some ms13 bitch lol


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