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Slappin Fish 06-10-2010 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by raymor (Post 17234712)
I see you've been watching Michael Moore. I can tell because virtually every word of that sentence
show a different misunderstanding fostered by Moore and his crew..

What's funny, and what really betrays the fact you've watching too many Michael Moore films,
which he eventually had to admit are "fiction", is your mention of " their insane margins".
The oil industry has one of the lowest profit margins of all industries. DP, specifically, had a
profit margin of 7.6% last period. To put that into terms you can understand, that's the same
as if you sold $100 of memberships and had a $92.40 hosting bill. That's like if your site brought
in $10,000 / month, but after paying for content, hosting, etc. you brought home just $760
for the month. They actually have very low profit margins, and when you add in those years
where they LOSE billions, like BP will this year, it's even slimmer. It's like if you got hacked
every ten years or so and had to pay your customers $1,000,000 because their information
was leaked. Offset against the slim margins in normal years, it's not really a great business.

It is an EXPENSIVE business - they pay $400 million dollars to build a deep sea rig and HOPE
that it will provide $450 million in oil. If, as often happens, it only produces $300 million, they are
out $100 million.

If you hate Michael Moore why are you using the same techniques? incomplete, bits of information to suit your story.

The world's 5 most profitable companies in the world are oil & gas companies. Who is number 6? Yes also an oil company.

When you look at margins you also have to look at the top line.

Your porn membership example isn't a valid one either, I would welcome a 7.6% margin in porn if every human being on the planet virtually had to buy porn every day.

It is an expensive business though, I give you that, but it suits these oil companies just fine, ensures nobody can break into the market.

BTW over the years how many oil companies have "lost billions"?

Caligari 06-10-2010 11:18 AM

Beyond the idea of buying into something as heinous as BP
here is your simple answer for NOT BUYING BP STOCK---
http://www.energyboom.com/policy/oil...culation-flies
June 9th, 2010
"Shares ended the day on the New York Stock Exchange at $29.20 which is down almost 50% from a share price of $59.48 on April 19th, one day before the disaster began to unfold in the Gulf of Mexico.

The sell-off began earlier today when longtime energy investment banker Mathew Simmons (and author of the must-read book, Twilight in the Desert: The Coming Saudi Oil Shock and the World Economy) predicted in a Fortune Magazine article that,

"they [BP] have about a month before they declare Chapter 11. They're going to run out of cash from lawsuits, cleanup and other expenses."

So go ahead, play the game and burn your money!

JP-pornshooter 06-10-2010 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17234804)
are you kidding? I don't know what theories you think I believe in, but certainly Illuminati conspiracy theories are not among them.

The USD is not as strong as it used to be and this is a common known fact.

Yes, gold is also important, but do you seriously think the world can feasibly transact with gold bullion? The answer is no, plain and simple. It is obviously unwieldy and impractical as a global currency. Who's going to head down the bank with a wheel barrow of gold to buy a new house?

Do I believe that some influential policy makers and big business owners (example: Fed Reserve owners) would like a more centralized command center for global policy and management? Yes, why wouldn't they? It is clear that nation states aren't stable enough to provide the platform for a centralized agenda to manage markets and interest rates in a way that maximizes profits for big business, and big business is run by a smaller number of people year on year. Having that single centralized currency means total dominance over world markets and therefore the predictability to monetize projects that require stability, such as long term oil projects, or restructuring the Middle East after Iran is invaded.

looks like i had you pegged from the get go..

onwebcam 06-10-2010 11:41 AM

Well you can't get'em all right.. They are bankrupting entire countries so bankrupting you and BP isn't even a slight concern.

MrBottomTooth 06-10-2010 11:45 AM

My banker told me to stay far away from BP. He says they won't last.

Argos88 06-10-2010 12:05 PM

good info man... and I think you are right...

If you live in the US, it's a big investment to buy GOLD bars...

What do you think about GOLD stocks? is it really worth it? Some people say it's the same, but if you are going long term, I think it's better to buy the BARS.. less fees and such.

Titan 06-10-2010 12:53 PM

The best time to buy stock is when EVERYONE is telling you not to. If randoms start telling you to short stock you should buy buy buy. Stock prices are always based on the future. BP's future losses are already built into today's stock price. If you think BP will lose less than 80 Billion dollars on this spill you should buy. Now China and a bunch of other people are saying to buy which means it already may be too late. I just checked the stock price and its up 11% today. Should have bought yesterday like I did.

VikingMan 06-10-2010 01:02 PM

great thread. I agree

mattz 06-10-2010 01:04 PM

I just dropped 5 k

RummyBoy 06-10-2010 01:10 PM

Dont forget one risk factors.... no-one knows the actual cost. Also, if the global economy double dibs, oil prices can fall, although we are at a low point and demand should outstrip supply on these obama restrictions.

On the other hand, if you buy sub-$30/share and the dividend returns to where it was before, youll be earning over 10% gross yield per annum (ie > 10% of your investment every year). You'll be paid to wait for it to recover.

Houdini 06-10-2010 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RummyBoy (Post 17235403)
Dont forget one risk factors.... no-one knows the actual cost. Also, if the global economy double dibs, oil prices can fall, although we are at a low point and demand should outstrip supply on these obama restrictions.

On the other hand, if you buy sub-$30/share and the dividend returns to where it was before, youll be earning over 10% gross yield per annum (ie > 10% of your investment every year). You'll be paid to wait for it to recover.

Right now, there's a law that caps oil companies liability at $75 million. Peanuts for BP. Although, they have stated they will pay their portion and no doubt the government will sue them for billions. BP has $20 billion in cash, a huge credit line with next to nothing in interest, and they make about $4 billion net a quarter.

An interesting comparison for these companies who had disasters.

Massey Energy - 300 million gallons of sludge spill in 2002. Stock is up 313% versus a 23% loss for the S&P.

Exxon Valdez spill - Exxon up 930% versus the S&P's 271% gain.

All signs point that this is a buying opportunity.

cykoe6 06-10-2010 02:22 PM

BP is a very risky play. Matt Simmons is very smart. If he says BP will declare Chapter 11 then I would short BP.

Titan 06-10-2010 03:17 PM

Why would they declare chapter 11 if they make 16 billion a year?

marketsmart 06-10-2010 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 17235717)
BP is a very risky play. Matt Simmons is very smart. If he says BP will declare Chapter 11 then I would short BP.

yes, this is what i believe will happen if the lawsuits and cleanup get too costly...

chap 11 re org would be perfect way for bp to get out of this...






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GayIPornSteve 06-10-2010 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 17235717)
BP is a very risky play. Matt Simmons is very smart. If he says BP will declare Chapter 11 then I would short BP.

Matt Simmons is usually dead on, but he's seems to have gone off the deep end a bit with this one.

In more light-hearted news:


http://i45.tinypic.com/23w8pvl.jpg

woj 06-10-2010 03:29 PM

They will recover from it eventually, all while earning 10%+/year from dividends... risk is substantial, but around 30/share it's a great buy, one of the best money making opportunities I've seen in a while...

woj 06-10-2010 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17235947)
yes, this is what i believe will happen if the lawsuits and cleanup get too costly...

chap 11 re org would be perfect way for bp to get out of this...

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Bankruptcy isn't happening... it's obviously in no one's best interest to force them into bankruptcy... even if the costs add up to gazillions of dollars, it will get spread out over next 100 years... :2 cents:

roly 06-10-2010 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 17235969)
They will recover from it eventually, all while earning 10%+/year from dividends... risk is substantial, but around 30/share it's a great buy, one of the best money making opportunities I've seen in a while...

the big falls yesterday/today have come about becuase there's doubt bp will pay its dividends this quarter, not because it can't afford to, but because bp feels it will create too much anger if it does. i agree its a great buy long term.

GatorB 06-10-2010 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by crazytrini85 (Post 17233919)
I just searched your name and saw some of the things you said a year or more ago:



Yup. :thumbsup



Not quite, but close enough. :thumbsup

Regarding AIG stock at $1:



Good call. :thumbsup

You have a crystal ball or something?



Close enough? Excuse me but $1200 is like 20% off of $1500. Not exactly "close"

JP-pornshooter 06-10-2010 04:30 PM

words are cheap..
those who have had the balls to follow this advise should show us your trade confirmation(s)

tiger 06-10-2010 05:34 PM

Catch the falling knife!

EliteWebmaster 06-10-2010 06:41 PM

You are right, but I am waiting for them to bottom up a little more, the stock will dip further and I'm going to wait for the perfect time before investing in their stocks. Rest assured, when it rises, we will make a killing.

dbsscm 06-10-2010 06:49 PM

Thanks for the tip. I'll go buy some.

$5 submissions 06-10-2010 06:53 PM

BP shares (which pay a fat dividend) are a STEAL at these prices. Go buy it, guys. Sure, there's a risk of bankruptcy, that's why the price is so low.

neonlights 06-10-2010 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Titan (Post 17235311)
The best time to buy stock is when EVERYONE is telling you not to. If randoms start telling you to short stock you should buy buy buy. Stock prices are always based on the future. BP's future losses are already built into today's stock price. If you think BP will lose less than 80 Billion dollars on this spill you should buy. Now China and a bunch of other people are saying to buy which means it already may be too late. I just checked the stock price and its up 11% today. Should have bought yesterday like I did.

Consider after seeing stock tips on an adult webmaster forum, to short or dump all positions on this ticker. Contrarian investing. People move in herds. Herds have known to fail big time in financial markets. Crowd behaves much differently than an individual who might be rational thinker. Stock prices move because of what the majority of people think. If people think BP's future losses are already built into the price, then the prices will reflect this sentiment, not the company's true value or risks.

Don't forget this stock has split 4 fucking times already....you can't just look at the graph and say it's dipping...you have to remember the share you buy today is still lot expensive than 10 years ago.

As for risk....just fuck it, if they really were in trouble, you wouldn't know or have any contacts to get the insider information....so it's a gamble.

Who's getting ready to load up on Euros ?

Houdini 06-10-2010 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neonlights (Post 17236503)

Don't forget this stock has split 4 fucking times already....you can't just look at the graph and say it's dipping...you have to remember the share you buy today is still lot expensive than 10 years ago.

No it's not lol It's at a 14 year low! Do you realize that they adjust the charts when it splits?Without the splits, it would be $120.

mynameisjim 06-10-2010 08:17 PM

Don't forget, BP is liable for a fine of $4300 per barrel released into the ocean. Today it was just admitted that the leak is closer to 40K barrels a day and eventually the true number of 100K barrels a day will be confirmed. At $4300 a barrel, that ads up really quick especially if the leak goes for several more months. I think the impact of these fines is what will push BP over the edge. It could be close to 50 billion in fines alone.

BTW, this is why BP has continuously said there is no way to measure the flow and they have no interest in doing so.

It's a risky play that could pay off big, the odds are against you on this one I think. But that's how the game works :)

woj 06-10-2010 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Houdini (Post 17236518)
No it's not lol It's at a 14 year low! Do you realize that they adjust the charts when it splits?Without the splits, it would be $120.

exactly, post split price is more like $7.5, in pre-split terms :thumbsup

Houdini 06-10-2010 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 17236629)
Don't forget, BP is liable for a fine of $4300 per barrel released into the ocean. Today it was just admitted that the leak is closer to 40K barrels a day and eventually the true number of 100K barrels a day will be confirmed. At $4300 a barrel, that ads up really quick especially if the leak goes for several more months. I think the impact of these fines is what will push BP over the edge. It could be close to 50 billion in fines alone.

BTW, this is why BP has continuously said there is no way to measure the flow and they have no interest in doing so.

It's a risky play that could pay off big, the odds are against you on this one I think. But that's how the game works :)

Oil Pollution Act:

"§1004 The liability for tank vessels larger than 3,000 gross tons is increased to $1,200 per gross ton or $10 million, whichever is greater. Responsible parties at onshore facilities and deepwater ports are liable for up to $350 millon per spill; holders of leases or permits for offshore facilities, except deepwater ports, are liable for up to $75 million per spill, plus removal costs. The Federal government has the authority to adjust, by regulation, the $350 million liability limit established for onshore facilities."

http://www.epa.gov/oem/content/lawsregs/opaover.htm

The government is certainly going to fight for more but current liability is $75 million.

mynameisjim 06-11-2010 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Houdini (Post 17236701)
Oil Pollution Act:

"§1004 The liability for tank vessels larger than 3,000 gross tons is increased to $1,200 per gross ton or $10 million, whichever is greater. Responsible parties at onshore facilities and deepwater ports are liable for up to $350 millon per spill; holders of leases or permits for offshore facilities, except deepwater ports, are liable for up to $75 million per spill, plus removal costs. The Federal government has the authority to adjust, by regulation, the $350 million liability limit established for onshore facilities."

http://www.epa.gov/oem/content/lawsregs/opaover.htm

The government is certainly going to fight for more but current liability is $75 million.

I'm sure this will be argued by both sides, but according to Reuters, there is no limit on this specific type of penalty. It states the clause is located "deep" within the text so it may not be shown in overviews.


http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE64O75Q20100526

onwebcam 06-11-2010 02:42 AM

Man, ya'll gonna get cleaned.. Place your bets..

RadicalSights 06-11-2010 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz (Post 17235365)
I just dropped 5 k

out the window :Oh crap

MrDeiz 06-11-2010 02:59 AM

OP, do you keep all that gold or just got some papers that you own it?

Verbal 06-11-2010 04:00 AM

When there's blood in the streets ... BUY!

Manowar 06-11-2010 06:14 AM

Anyone reckon it will dip after the weekend?

marketsmart 06-11-2010 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 17235990)
Bankruptcy isn't happening... it's obviously in no one's best interest to force them into bankruptcy... even if the costs add up to gazillions of dollars, it will get spread out over next 100 years... :2 cents:

and GM's bankruptcy was in who's best interest?

GM wiped out a lot of debt and their common shareholders and came out of bankruptcy with a 1st quarter 3 billion dollar profit...

it sounds like you based your comment without really understanding what chapter 11 re org is.... :2 cents:





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onwebcam 06-16-2010 04:47 PM

BP Cancels Dividend Payments, Plans to Sell Assets

http://www.businessweek.com/news/201...-update1-.html

Black Ops 06-16-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17236017)
Close enough? Excuse me but $1200 is like 20% off of $1500. Not exactly "close"

That's close enough for a prediction considering it was around $600 when he made it. :2 cents:


Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 17254020)
BP Cancels Dividend Payments, Plans to Sell Assets

http://www.businessweek.com/news/201...-update1-.html

That doesn't mean much. They make billions of dollars every quarter. They will be back on their feet as if nothing happened within 2 years.

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-16-2010 05:08 PM

Anyone who thinks BP is going under is an idiot.
Theay are "Too big to Fail".

Coup 06-16-2010 06:01 PM

Im buying


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