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kristin 06-19-2010 06:33 PM

50 time machines.

jjmerago 06-19-2010 06:43 PM

I start with Cleopatra, then helen of troy, then Marry magdalen, then be the reason the mona lisa smiles, then joan of arc, the queen victoria before she got fat, slut around with comon folk then hit up marilyn,then ava gardner hell even eva braun,then a whole bunch of 60'-80's starlets, then monica belluci who played mary magdalen,then lyndsey marshal as cleopatra from "rome" http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/G...y-marshal6.jpg then Diane Kruger who played helen of troy. Phew ... ok ... recharge ... rinse repeat.

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LAJ 06-19-2010 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 17263795)
50 time machines.


Really? You too?

quantum-x 06-19-2010 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 17261863)
I am Mark-A.

First thing I would do is get a second, smaller, time machine.

I would put the small time machine into the larger time machine, hide it in a warehouse where no one would find it.

On the day I go back in time, I go to the warehouse and wait 15 minutes, at the front door. I then enter, Transport myself and the smaller time machine back 1 month.

Step out of the time machine, Become Mark-B Take the smaller time machine and place it in another warehouse next door to the first.

While back in time, buy lottery tickets that payout weekly. Pay cash for everything. Avoid cameras. Stay off my cellphone. Stay off the grid. Avoid running into myself (Mark-A).

Take winning tickets. Hide them in a place where only the A version of myself will find them, but only after the date of my departure back in time.

If I screw anything up, use smaller time machine to go back again, but be careful to arrive only after Mark B arrives (I would now be Mark C).

If all goes well, grab smaller time machine, place into larger time machine, return to the present, 15 minutes before I left. Exit through the back door so that I don't meet myself coming in. Hide from myself (Mark A)

When Mark A goes back in time, proceed to place where lottery tickets are hidden. If I was careful, I am in the same universe that I was in when I left, and I'm now rich. If the tickets are not there, I've made a mistake and created a paradox and am now in the wrong universe. Oh my god I've gone cross-eyed.


Hm, sounds like the plot of 'Primer', word for word.

jimmy-3-way 06-20-2010 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 17262231)
I'd go to the "enchantment under the sea" dance and then help Doc Brown rig up the clock tower so that McFly doesn't have to stress out so much.

Classic, but I beat you to it.

kaysworld 06-20-2010 03:54 PM

Give Nostradamus some much needed help with his dates. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jarmusch 06-20-2010 03:55 PM

I would put the crack pipe down and carry on with my life.

HomerSimpson 06-20-2010 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17261452)
Kill John Connor's mother.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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