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Go back to the start of the EPL season with all the results in my pocket and place a few thousand quid on each game here and there for a few months. Then come back and buy my self an island.

Go back to the late 60s and get some more LOVE AND PEACE. :1orglaugh

I would go back to see historic events which shaped the world as we know it and try to make changes to make it better. maybe buy a winning lottery ticket too :thumbsup

Go back to 1888 and find out who Jack The Ripper was!

make some fortune > build nuclear powered intelligent drone > send it back to few years before universe has began > explore > record big boom event > figure the rest with received data and samples.

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Originally Posted by holograph (Post 17263682)

make some fortune > build nuclear powered intelligent drone > send it back to few years before universe has began > explore > record big boom event > figure the rest with received data and samples.

and then realize that this nuclear drone has sparked the big boom in empty space filled with hydrogen and caused birth of universe we live in today :1orglaugh

first id go back in time to watch the fall of rome and see how accurate the history books got it.

then, id go forward in time to read the history books about the fall of the US and see how accurate THEY got it.

Befriend both Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, get in as partners on both of those projects.

Then I would go back further, tranquilize some meat eating dinosaurs and bring them back to the future, turn them loose in NYC and LA.

Then... I'd see how the built the fucking pyramids.

Then... I'd go see WHAT THE FUCK is up with that Jesus dude. Work him and be one of his disciples, the best one, go down in history as his right hand man.

On the 6th day of the universes creation, I'd go tell God to give us an 8 day week so we can have an extra day for sleep. If he didn't agree I'd tell him I'd punch Mary in the stomach and his only son would never be born.

Too much fun. It would never end.

I'd have it send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time.

Start at around minute 1:25 below...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EGC09B810Yk

I'm surprised there haven't been any cliche' replies regarding Hitler and Jesus yet.

You know... go back 2011 years and see what was actually happening with Jesus.

Go back and kill or rehabilitate Hitler, etc...

I start with Cleopatra, then helen of troy, then Marry magdalen, then be the reason the mona lisa smiles, then joan of arc, the queen victoria before she got fat, slut around with comon folk then hit up marilyn,then ava gardner hell even eva braun,then a whole bunch of 60'-80's starlets, then monica belluci who played mary magdalen,then lyndsey marshal as cleopatra from "rome" http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/G...y-marshal6.jpg then Diane Kruger who played helen of troy. Phew ... ok ... recharge ... rinse repeat.

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Originally Posted by kristin (Post 17263795)

50 time machines.

Really? You too?

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 17261863)

I am Mark-A.

First thing I would do is get a second, smaller, time machine.

I would put the small time machine into the larger time machine, hide it in a warehouse where no one would find it.

On the day I go back in time, I go to the warehouse and wait 15 minutes, at the front door. I then enter, Transport myself and the smaller time machine back 1 month.

Step out of the time machine, Become Mark-B Take the smaller time machine and place it in another warehouse next door to the first.

While back in time, buy lottery tickets that payout weekly. Pay cash for everything. Avoid cameras. Stay off my cellphone. Stay off the grid. Avoid running into myself (Mark-A).

Take winning tickets. Hide them in a place where only the A version of myself will find them, but only after the date of my departure back in time.

If I screw anything up, use smaller time machine to go back again, but be careful to arrive only after Mark B arrives (I would now be Mark C).

If all goes well, grab smaller time machine, place into larger time machine, return to the present, 15 minutes before I left. Exit through the back door so that I don't meet myself coming in. Hide from myself (Mark A)

When Mark A goes back in time, proceed to place where lottery tickets are hidden. If I was careful, I am in the same universe that I was in when I left, and I'm now rich. If the tickets are not there, I've made a mistake and created a paradox and am now in the wrong universe. Oh my god I've gone cross-eyed.

Hm, sounds like the plot of 'Primer', word for word.

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Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 17262231)

I'd go to the "enchantment under the sea" dance and then help Doc Brown rig up the clock tower so that McFly doesn't have to stress out so much.

Classic, but I beat you to it.

Give Nostradamus some much needed help with his dates. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I would put the crack pipe down and carry on with my life.

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17261452)

Kill John Connor's mother.

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