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BlackCrayon 06-25-2010 12:10 PM

i prefer to the auto check out things. i don't have to talk to anyone and i can pack my own groceries so my chips aren't crushed when i get home.

sortie 06-25-2010 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17279081)
What's worse is when the cashier initiates and feeds it. I hate that. I just want to buy my shit and go, not blather on about meaningless trivia with a complete stranger for 5 minutes.

For real!

And the cashier that starts it is always "fugly". Fucking every time. :mad:

Never buy condoms from fugly cashiers; they always try to get to know you because
they figure : "oh, he's getting ready to fuck so I will get in on it"...Not! Miss fugly!

Fuck that!

alias 06-25-2010 12:18 PM

No, and if the people in front of me are acting inappropriately to some girl that is just trying to make a paycheck I can't help but say something.

Oracle Porn 06-25-2010 12:22 PM

if you hang out on gfy odds are you are what they call "antisocial"

sortie 06-25-2010 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17279404)
Sadly, I cannot shop in stealth. Being six-four with stunning blue eyes usually makes the asian/black/latina checkout girl (those ethnicities are who man the cashiers in my NYC neighborhood) look up at some point and do a triple-take. Then I smile self-consciously and they take that as a cue to engage. "Oh, he's nice - and tall, and those eyes, and - "

GIMME MY FUCKING RECEIPT SO I CAN GET BACK TO EDITING PORN MAMA SAN/HONEY CHILE/SENORITA!!!

Ok, what you said is true; but why get all into the race thing?

Plenty of White cashiers slobbing on the cash register too when I go through.

Jman 06-25-2010 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17279045)
i don't understand these people that do this- especially in the express lane. what's worse is they can't do 2 things at once, so they actually stop running their card through/inputting their data, digging through their purse/wallet to chitty chat. or even worse, forget and then finally start rummaging through the purse looking for the checkbook to start filling out the check.

Must suck to live life in such a hurry. You need the relax a bit more...

Hell if you where behind me and I felt the stress in you I'd take even more my sweet ass time:winkwink:

CDSmith 06-25-2010 12:31 PM

I sometimes chit-chat up the checkout girl, but never to the point of it slowing the flow of me getting the hell out of there with my stuff and letting the next guy through.

I find this is worse at the bank. My bank in particular has a few VERY chatty tellers to love to yap yap yap with each customer while you stand in line growing cobwebs. Again, me, I keep it brief. Less chat, more chit, as in I make my deposits and I'm out of there. Unless they're serving a free buffet and that one hot teller is going to do a pole dance there's no reason to hang around.

kristin 06-25-2010 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17279170)
Really? Where do you live again? I find self-checkouts in markets all over this country.

Self-checkout is the best. I worked in a grocery store and it drives me insane watching people bag my groceries, they suck at it.

I prefer to do it myself.

dyna mo 06-25-2010 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17279527)
Must suck to live life in such a hurry. You need the relax a bit more...

Hell if you where behind me and I felt the stress in you I'd take even more my sweet ass time:winkwink:

yes, sometimes it does suck, like the situation that caused this thread. i'm a diabetic, sometimes i am have a major situation with my blood sugar and i need to eat something fast and sit down to recover. try standing on-line with a glucose reading 20% of normal while some knucklehead takes his time telling a story to the cashier about cheetos and get back to me.

Sly 06-25-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17279527)
Must suck to live life in such a hurry. You need the relax a bit more...

Hell if you where behind me and I felt the stress in you I'd take even more my sweet ass time:winkwink:

I prefer to relax some place better than a grocery store checkout line.

ottopottomouse 06-25-2010 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17279678)
yes, sometimes it does suck, like the situation that caused this thread. i'm a diabetic, sometimes i am have a major situation with my blood sugar and i need to eat something fast and sit down to recover. try standing on-line with a glucose reading 20% of normal while some knucklehead takes his time telling a story to the cashier about cheetos and get back to me.

Can't you just start eating your shopping in the queue then pay for it?

dyna mo 06-25-2010 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17279740)
Can't you just start eating your shopping in the queue then pay for it?

sure can and i was doing so. but that has zero effect until the food is digested and converted to glucose, etc. takes at least 30 minutes to even begin to start feeling better, and a couple hours + overall. in the meantime, if the reaction is a bad one, there is no energy, about to passout, etc., not to mention it's a scary situation to be in.

O MARINA 06-25-2010 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17279761)
sure can and i was doing so. but that has zero effect until the food is digested and converted to glucose, etc. takes at least 30 minutes to even begin to start feeling better, and a couple hours + overall. in the meantime, if the reaction is a bad one, there is no energy, about to passout, etc., not to mention it's a scary situation to be in.



sorry to hear :(

dyna mo 06-25-2010 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17279771)
sorry to hear :(

thx, part of the dealio eh. i can usually keep tight control on my #s but sometimes not. :)

alias 06-25-2010 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17279498)
if you hang out on gfy odds are you are what they call "antisocial"

Truth. :2 cents:

ottopottomouse 06-25-2010 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17279761)
sure can and i was doing so. but that has zero effect until the food is digested and converted to glucose, etc. takes at least 30 minutes to even begin to start feeling better, and a couple hours + overall. in the meantime, if the reaction is a bad one, there is no energy, about to passout, etc., not to mention it's a scary situation to be in.

The last job I had my boss was diabetic and the only real warning you would get as another person that his sugar was all wonky was he would get angry and sleepy. Was always surprised at how quickly some chocolate and a glass of milk could fix him but it did bother me a bit that he really was rubbish at regularly eating to control it :disgust

O MARINA 06-25-2010 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17279793)
thx, part of the dealio eh. i can usually keep tight control on my #s but sometimes not. :)



stuff your gf's purse with orange juice and chocolate bars :)

dyna mo 06-25-2010 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17279818)
The last job I had my boss was diabetic and the only real warning you would get as another person that his sugar was all wonky was he would get angry and sleepy. Was always surprised at how quickly some chocolate and a glass of milk could fix him but it did bother me a bit that he really was rubbish at regularly eating to control it :disgust

yeah, i've been firing up the insulin for 26 years now, i have what's called impaired hypoglycemic awareness, i don't know shit is bad till it's real bad. i am obsessive re: my diet, checking my glucose, etc but sometimes i mess up.
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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17279823)
stuff your gf's purse with orange juice and chocolate bars :)

i hear ya. we both keep glucose tablets with us, i had a 5g tab but it wasn't near enough.

theking 06-25-2010 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17279081)
What's worse is when the cashier initiates and feeds it. I hate that. I just want to buy my shit and go, not blather on about meaningless trivia with a complete stranger for 5 minutes.

I completely concur.

The Porn Nerd 06-25-2010 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17279508)
Ok, what you said is true; but why get all into the race thing?

Plenty of White cashiers slobbing on the cash register too when I go through.

I apologize, and you are right, of course. In NYC I see about 50 races every block, so it's nothing for me to say a latina or an asian or whatever. To me it's all the same, just differant 'spices'. LOL But you're absolutely right; when I go out to suburban (white) New Jersey all the checkout girls are indeed white - and, well, ick. :)

dav3 06-25-2010 06:38 PM

Yea, that is annoying when people hold up a line for some retarded conversation. I'll just say 'hey, how's it going?' (but please just say great and don't actually tell me how your whole fucking day was)

MattO 06-25-2010 06:51 PM

I got to the same store every fuckin day and they always ask me the same scripted "did you find everything ok?" bullshit and I just glare at them "just ring up my cocktail shrimp you fuck" and get me the fuck out shit.

bausch 06-25-2010 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17279214)
This thread reminded me of nickname "bausch" who used to post here :)

I still read here. Why should I post here when everyone mocks me (and digs up old posts of mine to quote?) as you just did? Wow, I didn't know I had such a fan.

I don't post here because I don't feel welcome. I have been "driven" away. Especially Baddog always likes to talk shit after everything I write. I had to put him on ignore. Why would I post here when some old fart follows me around and has some shit to say after everything I write. He is one of the main reasons why I don't post on gfy.

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17279220)
bausch probably doesn't even enter a grocery store. God bless home delivery.

And? What's it to you? I don't post but I read and I can see when people are talking about me, as you just did.

bausch 06-25-2010 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17279238)
is that good or not so good?

Not so good apparently.

american pervert 06-25-2010 07:08 PM

I hate ppl that make idle banter. I don't speak unless I have to.

Sly 06-25-2010 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280250)
I still read here. Why should I post here when everyone mocks me (and digs up old posts of mine to quote?) as you just did? Wow, I didn't know I had such a fan.

I don't post here because I don't feel welcome. I have been "driven" away. Especially Baddog always likes to talk shit after everything I write. I had to put him on ignore. Why would I post here when some old fart follows me around and has some shit to say after everything I write. He is one of the main reasons why I don't post on gfy.



And? What's it to you? I don't post but I read and I can see when people are talking about me, as you just did.

I used to use home delivery, its actually pretty handy. You seem agoraphobic, I figured you used it as well.

dyna mo 06-25-2010 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280252)
Not so good apparently.

i'm still not getting it, i perused the threads you've started and didn't see anything out of the ordinary gfy stuff, what am i missing here?

O MARINA 06-25-2010 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280252)
Not so good apparently.



heyyyy
nah it's all good
I always clicked and read your threads, you should post more around here and ignore the people who picked on you for whatever reasons

O MARINA 06-25-2010 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17280275)
i'm still not getting it, i perused the threads you've started and didn't see anything out of the ordinary gfy stuff, what am i missing here?


haahah


noob

bausch 06-25-2010 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17280275)
i'm still not getting it, i perused the threads you've started and didn't see anything out of the ordinary gfy stuff, what am i missing here?

I posted a thread about being offended that a cashier greeted the person in front of me but then didn't greet me. Plus I made another one complaining about being addressed by a title by a cashier. I just hate dealing with cashiers.

Now I would prefer not talking to them at all. If I don't know you then pretty much don't talk to me...

bausch 06-25-2010 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17280282)
heyyyy
nah it's all good
I always clicked and read your threads, you should post more around here and ignore the people who picked on you for whatever reasons

No. I hold grudges for a very very long time. If someone irritates me enough I will not post ever again.

O MARINA 06-25-2010 07:28 PM

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss bausch is back

dyna mo 06-25-2010 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17280283)
haahah


noob

don't make me come over there!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280286)
I posted a thread about being offended that a cashier greeted the person in front of me but then didn't greet me. Plus I made another one complaining about being addressed by a title by a cashier. I just hate dealing with cashiers.

Now I would prefer not talking to them at all. If I don't know you then pretty much don't talk to me...

:)

the above reply should in no way be construed as talking to you, it's merely an acknowledgment of your answering my question.

bausch 06-25-2010 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17280289)
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss bausch is back

No I'm not. I'm not posting anymore. I hate Baddog. He always stalks me. He needs to get a life. I hate him with a passion. I hate him so much I stopped posting on here.

dyna mo 06-25-2010 07:33 PM

oh wait, bausch, are you the one that started the fingernails thread?

O MARINA 06-25-2010 07:35 PM

I don't remember the beef you had w him
just put him on ignore, you said you already did
lots of other people don't get along here you won't be alone :)

Spunky 06-25-2010 07:35 PM

Just the basic greetings ,want to get out fast

dyna mo 06-25-2010 07:40 PM

i know who you are now, i thought i recalled a thread you started about nails, can't find it though. i've wondered what you look like though, based on your threads back then.

O MARINA 06-25-2010 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17280303)
i know who you are now, i thought i recalled a thread you started about nails, can't find it though. i've wondered what you look like though, based on your threads back then.

tell your peers to stop scaring away girls from gfy

bausch 06-25-2010 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17280303)
i know who you are now, i thought i recalled a thread you started about nails, can't find it though. i've wondered what you look like though, based on your threads back then.

What I look like is none of your concern. Don't you have anything better to do then wonder what strangers online look like?


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