100 peeps yapping with the cashier............

I just smile and look them in the eyes and say, "When you get out of work do you want to go someplace and have some kinky sex?"

I don't use this at Walmart ... ever see those beastie plumpers???? LOL

I used to go to Walmart which is cheaper and about 1 mile away but now I go to the local store which isn't even 1/2 mile away as there is never a line and if there is they always have someone available to open another lane as I hate waiting. Cashiers are all polish and latina hotties as well so another bonus besides not waiting in line. Small talk is fine but I think the groceries in my cart pretty much give away that I'm single and eat fast food and out of a microwave quite a bit.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

yay bausch is back

Oh how you dream of the days of touching my virgin ass.

How many times has this worked for you?

them kinda people make me want to throw all there shit on the ground so they get da fuck out my way

:) = cashier :pimp =me

:) Hello

:pimp good morning/good afternoon/good evening

:) how are you today?

:pimp I'm fine, thanks, how about yourself

:) Good.



That's usually where it ends, unless there is no one behind me. Then I'll usually ask how busy its been or something. Nine times out of ten, we'll carry a conversation until they're done ringing me through. I can multitask, however, so I don't stop doing everything while I'm talking.
If people are behind me, I won't start a conversation, and most of the time, the cashier won't start one either.

Nice to see you back bausch, we missed you.