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O MARINA 06-25-2010 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280308)
What I look like is none of your concern. Don't you have anything better to do then what strangers online look like?



Bausch- 1 Dyna mo - 0

dyna mo 06-25-2010 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17280305)
tell your peers to stop scaring away girls from gfy

dang. you mean motorcyclists or age group?:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280308)
What I look like is none of your concern. Don't you have anything better to do then wonder what strangers online look like?

fiesty. i like that with my ladies. now i'm really curious.

onwebcam 06-25-2010 07:45 PM

I checkout what's behind the register and if she's cute I bag the hoe. Duct tape usually cuts down on the chitty chat. :1orglaugh

Self-checkout all the way..

bausch 06-25-2010 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17280310)
dang. you mean motorcyclists or age group?:1orglaugh


fiesty. i like that with my ladies. now i'm really curious.

Fuck off

dyna mo 06-25-2010 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17280309)
Bausch- 1 Dyna mo - 0

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280312)
Fuck off

ladies. ladies!


there's plenty of dyna mo for both of ya! :winkwink:

O MARINA 06-25-2010 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17280317)
ladies. ladies!


there's plenty of dyna mo for both of ya! :winkwink:



FACT : men fight for us, not the other way around

dyna mo 06-25-2010 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17280318)
FACT : men fight for us, not the other way around

who's ass do i need to kick? :winkwink:

bausch 06-25-2010 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17280305)
tell your peers to stop scaring away girls from gfy

Also, there is no need for YOU to try and insinuate what gender I am or post it for all of gfy to read. Whether I am a female or not makes no difference. Why do you feel the need to specify something like that on my behalf? Some people actually like to keep a low profile and might not want others to know what gender they are. People treat you DIFFERENTLY based on what gender they are.

Has it occurred to you that I might not be interested in men trying to wonder what I look like? DynaMo never would have wondered if YOU never posted for him not to "scare girls away".

I am not here to be friendly or to make small talk with ANYONE on gfy. I only posted here because you guys were talking shit about me first on page 1. I don't need people wondering what I look like. Why did you feel the need to post "scaring girls away" on my behalf?

First of all, no one "scares" me away. Ok? Second of all, I don't post here because I don't give a shit about anyone on this board and I have better things to do with my time. Don't worry, no one is "scaring" me away.

dyna mo 06-25-2010 07:55 PM

i actually wondered way back when, i thought it was a thread about fingernails that piqued my curiousity, thus the ?.

bausch 06-25-2010 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17280331)
i actually wondered way back when, i thought it was a thread about fingernails that piqued my curiousity, thus the ?.

Well FUCK OFF. I don't care what you "wonder" or what "piques your interest". What the fuck is it to me? You think I give a shit?

dyna mo 06-25-2010 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280333)
Well FUCK OFF

in a thread i started? and after all this sexual tension built up between us?

bausch 06-25-2010 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17280335)
in a thread i started? and after all this sexual tension built up between us?

I hate men. Trust me, there is no sexual tension between me and any men.
I'd rather stick a porcupine up my vagina than have anything to do with you.

O MARINA 06-25-2010 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280325)
Also, there is no need for YOU to try and insinuate what gender I am or post it for all of gfy to read. Whether I am a female or not makes no difference. Why do you feel the need to specify something like that on my behalf? Some people actually like to keep a low profile and might not want others to know what gender they are. People treat you DIFFERENTLY based on what gender they are.

Has it occurred to you that I might not be interested in men trying to wonder what I look like? DynaMo never would have wondered if YOU never posted for him not to "scare girls away".

I am not here to be friendly or to make small talk with ANYONE on gfy. I only posted here because you guys were talking shit about me first on page 1. I don't need people wondering what I look like. Why did you feel the need to post "scaring girls away" on my behalf?

First of all, no one "scares" me away. Ok? Second of all, I don't post here because I don't give a shit about anyone on this board and I have better things to do with my time. Don't worry, no one is "scaring" me away.



I understand why you say that.
I meant women on gfy in general not really about you. I don't even know what gender you are........Bausch nickname is a mystery :thumbsup

dyna mo 06-25-2010 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280336)
I hate men. Trust me, there is no sexual tension between me and any men.

FACT: i've had ultra hot sex with a man hater. ultra. :)

bausch 06-25-2010 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17280339)
FACT: i've had ultra hot sex with a man hater. ultra. :)

I don't have sex. I'm celibate and I fucken hate people. That includes you.

dyna mo 06-25-2010 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280341)
I don't have sex. I'm celibate and I fucken hate people. That includes you.

wait, are you my ex-wife? kelly? this sounds familiar.

bausch 06-25-2010 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17280346)
wait, are you my ex-wife? kelly? this sounds familiar.

Do you think you are witty or something by writing that? Is that supposed to be a joke?

You are unworthy of even a response. This will be my last post in this thread. I refuse to humor you and entertain the gfy masses reading this by posting any more responses.

Goodbye.

dyna mo 06-25-2010 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bausch (Post 17280348)
Do you think you are witty or something by writing that? Is that supposed to be a joke?

You are unworthy of even a response. This will be my last post in this thread. It's a waste of human energy to even type a response to this.

that's too bad, just when i thought our relationship was going somewhere.

dyna mo 06-25-2010 08:17 PM

i'm still wondering what you look like though, even more now.

:-)

Superterrorizer 06-25-2010 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin (Post 17279535)
Self-checkout is the best. I worked in a grocery store and it drives me insane watching people bag my groceries, they suck at it.

I prefer to do it myself.

Once stores that offer this service offer me a discount for using it, I will start. Until then, those fuckers can bag my shit all night long. The only thing you're doing by using the self checkout is making the store more money. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but it seems analogous to paying full service prices to pump your own gas. Give me a couple % discount when I use the self checkout and I'll be all over that shit like Sly on some twink's slobbery knob.

dyna mo 06-25-2010 08:25 PM

100 peeps yapping with the cashier............

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jerryb 06-26-2010 02:00 AM

I just smile and look them in the eyes and say, "When you get out of work do you want to go someplace and have some kinky sex?"

I don't use this at Walmart ... ever see those beastie plumpers???? LOL

ErectMedia 06-26-2010 04:15 AM

I used to go to Walmart which is cheaper and about 1 mile away but now I go to the local store which isn't even 1/2 mile away as there is never a line and if there is they always have someone available to open another lane as I hate waiting. Cashiers are all polish and latina hotties as well so another bonus besides not waiting in line. Small talk is fine but I think the groceries in my cart pretty much give away that I'm single and eat fast food and out of a microwave quite a bit.

Raf1 06-26-2010 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17279098)
Sometimes I'll say "Hurry up, bitch". Not sure if that counts as chit chat or not.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

JamesK 06-26-2010 04:30 AM

yay bausch is back

Sly 06-26-2010 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Superterrorizer (Post 17280362)
Once stores that offer this service offer me a discount for using it, I will start. Until then, those fuckers can bag my shit all night long. The only thing you're doing by using the self checkout is making the store more money. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but it seems analogous to paying full service prices to pump your own gas. Give me a couple % discount when I use the self checkout and I'll be all over that shit like Sly on some twink's slobbery knob.

Oh how you dream of the days of touching my virgin ass.

dav3 06-26-2010 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17280576)
I just smile and look them in the eyes and say, "When you get out of work do you want to go someplace and have some kinky sex?"

I don't use this at Walmart ... ever see those beastie plumpers???? LOL

How many times has this worked for you?

ASW 06-26-2010 01:10 PM

them kinda people make me want to throw all there shit on the ground so they get da fuck out my way

PenisFace 06-26-2010 01:47 PM

:) = cashier :pimp =me

:) Hello

:pimp good morning/good afternoon/good evening

:) how are you today?

:pimp I'm fine, thanks, how about yourself

:) Good.



That's usually where it ends, unless there is no one behind me. Then I'll usually ask how busy its been or something. Nine times out of ten, we'll carry a conversation until they're done ringing me through. I can multitask, however, so I don't stop doing everything while I'm talking.
If people are behind me, I won't start a conversation, and most of the time, the cashier won't start one either.

rowan 06-27-2010 07:59 AM

Nice to see you back bausch, we missed you.


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