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Minte 06-25-2010 04:36 PM

I'd go back in as a Brigadier General. That's a good rank. You get all the perks and don't have to put up with much political BS.

EdgeXXX 06-25-2010 05:03 PM

It's funny that you should mention this. I'm actually very seriously considering going back into the military myself. Civilian life has started to become very dull in recent years and I have thought long and hard about creating a few more challenges for myself; although I've figured out that at 34 my choice of branches is pretty much decided for me...

Vendzilla 06-25-2010 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 17279778)
from page 1 of Moby Dick and part of the reason I am trying to get on a boat. If all goes smooth, Ill be making runs from our local dock, to Venice, all the way out to gulf and back daily, helping with the oil containment, cleanup, and animals... spending a lot of time on the water. no desire to join the navy but I love being out on the water, waiting on the call to get started, exciting! Me, my fellow shipmates, my sombrero, and the open water. Haaarghh!

We were under the water
We didn't do anything Noble like help a country in need of help, My daughters ship, the USS Ronald Reagan helped the philippines after their disaster, they provided supplies, water and power, a truly amazing ship
Quote:

Originally Posted by iseeyou (Post 17279834)

One of the great sub movies, people ask what it was like, I tell them you had to be there

Imagine being on a ship 1000 ft deep and it goes into a 35 degree up angle and then a hard left, the sirens are blasting, and no one is panicking , because they know their job. I have never been with a team like that before and will never again be around such a great bunch of guys again.

Fletch XXX 06-25-2010 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17280069)
We were under the water
We didn't do anything Noble like help a country in need of help

Ah, true, I can only imagine being under water for extended periods of time is quite different from being above water LOL

However, Ive just been informed I may be doing 14 days out on the water at a time or more. Wow, I am excited!!! I much prefer adventures without being shot at, so this is right up my alley and just what I needed. I am going in the morning to begin the paperwork and get the ball rolling. Take my drug tests, physical, and schedule hazmat class etc...

Helix 06-25-2010 05:41 PM

Go for it Amp!

Pornwolf 06-25-2010 05:53 PM

Lots of people are considering this type of life change right now.

Do what feels right Amp.

But, remember, there's some cool work left to be done in the Mainstream that you are more than qualified to do.

epitome 06-25-2010 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17279651)
Been thinking about this here.... and I think you've landed on the answer. Of all of the things I've done, from soldiering through long haul driving and Internet to today, the only regret I have is having sat on my ass in front of a computer for the last ten years. After everything I've seen out there, nothing in the suburban world even compares. It's a completely different life.

I never leave the house, I have no actual human friends that, you know, you can see with your eyes or reach out and physically touch and shit. Not only am I bored with everything, but I'm bored at the idea of things. Everything is bland to me.

I used to go rappelling off bridges and cliff faces and shit like, 3 or 4 times a week, just for fun. My life in suburbia consists of "Oh say, um... such and such is having a 'Welcome Party' for their new kitten, so we should start thinking of what type of dessert and wine to bring, mkay?" "Yes dear." :( It's not that I don't love my wife, it's just the most... time wasting, money wasting, unnecessary everyday crap like this... that there will be enough food to feed 300 people. Makes me wish I was in a coma.

When I soldiered and was on the road, (1987-1999) all I used to dream of was "having a normal life in like, an apartment or something with cable bills and a girlfriend or hangin' out with friends bbqing meat and shit...." and then I finally got it. And it sucks. :disgust

You've said so much here and probably don't even realize it. The first lesson I picked out and it's one of the most important ones is that life is not greener on the other side.

You'll get out in the middle of nowhere and begin to miss home.

Am I sensing a mid-life crisis? If so, get some meth, a hooker and a hotel room. You'll figure it all out or die trying. :1orglaugh

The good news is that you're normal. You'd be abnormal if you didn't get restless in life.

epitome 06-25-2010 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17279894)
In truth it's better not to get back into what was originally a good memory, offering challenge and intrigue and risk. Chasing a memory....

I've found that memories are oftentimes just that...

Its sometimes the same with friends, too. Through Facebook I've reconnected with so many people from over the years all the way back to my childhood. We can share memories online that take me back to the best times in my life. When we get together in person there is nothing there. It kills the memory. It's sad.

Houdini 06-25-2010 06:15 PM

I still remember one of your posts where you showed one of your "souvenirs" of that guy's ID. Pretty crazy.

Vendzilla 06-25-2010 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 17280120)
Ah, true, I can only imagine being under water for extended periods of time is quite different from being above water LOL

However, Ive just been informed I may be doing 14 days out on the water at a time or more. Wow, I am excited!!! I much prefer adventures without being shot at, so this is right up my alley and just what I needed. I am going in the morning to begin the paperwork and get the ball rolling. Take my drug tests, physical, and schedule hazmat class etc...

My record is 64 days underwater, so if when you meet me I act a little different, thats why!

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Houdini (Post 17280175)
I still remember one of your posts where you showed one of your "souvenirs" of that guy's ID. Pretty crazy.

Yeah, I still have it. Unfortunately, the police decided to steal a bunch of my other war trophies.

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 12:39 PM

Been doing some more thinking today about it? all this input and feedback is fantastic by the way, thank you everyone so far. :)

Still undecided though. It's very compelling. The reason I left the military the first time around is because a lot of my buddies were dead set on being career lifers, and I couldn't help but wonder what I'd miss out on if I stayed in. Combined with that, my Captain wouldn't let me change my MOS, and that was the dealbreaker. I was already pretty far out of touch with normal society by then. (not sure I've ever been in touch with it, lol) Well, I think that question has been answered. Mediocrity in suburbia awaits us all. Kind of like death. Death by re-runs of Friends & Seinfeld.

And so now that I'm nearing the end of my re-entry window, another block-of-life question has risen. Do I want to forever ask myself, "What if I was able to rejoin and finish my career time, and didn't?" Because that time is now. Ten or twenty years from now is far too late. So, I think in order to avoid regret, what I need to do is a self-diagnostic test first. If I can't survive 2 months here, of at least half intensity of what I'd have to go through, then I can put the whole thing to rest and leave the Taliban hunting to the 20 year-olds. So that's the next step I guess. Find out for real if I'm physically just too old or not. So I'll post my results in a couple of months I guess.

And in a way, it's sort of like one of those questions everyone always wonders aloud? "What if you could go back and do over [something] with what you know today?" So maybe not exactly a do-over? but sort of. :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 01:15 PM

If there are any multi-war veterans here, how did you go about explaining to your families that you're potentially going to put yourself in the line of fire again? And how did you overcome their objections, if any?

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 01:22 PM

shit.... I'm probably on the wrong forum at this point. Time to dig up some soldier forums.

I have no idea how the hell I'm supposed to ever convince my wife that strapping on body armor and going back to the middle east again is a good idea. I don't see her taking that little nugget very well. :(

BFT3K 06-26-2010 01:42 PM

Maybe should try your hand at being the Pope for a while, and see how that goes...

http://itodyaso.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pope1.jpg

Perhaps you would be a good Pope - ever think of that?

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17281253)
Maybe should try your hand at being the Pope for a while, and see how that goes...

http://itodyaso.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pope1.jpg

Perhaps you would be a good Pope - ever think of that?

The Vatican would burst into flames the instant I walked through the gates... :1orglaugh

Jakez 06-26-2010 01:46 PM

Go try to find Osama Bin Laden.

BFT3K 06-26-2010 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17281256)
The Vatican would burst into flames the instant I walked through the gates... :1orglaugh

Maybe just do a little Poping around your own area, you know, start local.

You can tell everyone you're the new neighborhood Pope, and see if they have anything for you to do, so you are not so bored any more.

There's a good change the Bradleys down the street need some sort of miracle performed, or maybe the Smiths need you to pray about something for them... who knows?

I just think you are dismissing the idea too soon. Start dressing a little more like the Pope every day, and see how you feel.

It is unlikely you will poo-poo this idea once you are wearing the big hat. I know this from personal experience!

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17281261)
Maybe just do a little Poping around your own neighborhood? You know, start local.

You can tell everyone you're the new neighborhood Pope, and see if they have anything for you to do, so you are not so bored any more.

There's a good change the Bradleys down the street need some sort of miracle performed, or maybe the Smiths need you to pray about something for them... who knows?

I just think you are dismissing the idea too soon. Start dressing more like the Pope every day, and see how you feel.

It is unlikely you will poo poo this idea once you are wearing the big hat. I know this from experience!

It just wouldn't be the same unless I had my own PopeMobile.

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 01:53 PM

Join the Military! Travel to exotic, far away lands! Meet strange and interesting cultures and native peoples.... and kill them.

BFT3K 06-26-2010 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17281263)
It just wouldn't be the same unless I had my own PopeMobile.

Screw the Pope Mobile dude, that is sooo fucking yesterday!

Get yourself one of these babies!...

http://www.techchee.com/wp-content/u...-it-171007.jpg

Then you be popin' in style!

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 01:58 PM

I just thought of some frightening potential irony...

what if I was captured by the Taliban and had my head amputated on a handheld video cam? :helpme



nah... the odds on that would be insane.

BFT3K 06-26-2010 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17281281)
I just thought of some frightening potential irony...

what if I was captured by the Taliban and had my head amputated on a handheld video cam? :helpme



nah... the odds on that would be insane.

Now you're losing me...

http://www.thejetsblog.com/wordpress...06/towelie.jpg

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 02:03 PM

Fuck, almost forgot.... Basic Training again..... with a lot of green kids.

BFT3K 06-26-2010 02:09 PM

Man, you really aren't taking the Pope thing seriously at all, are you?

This bird seems more focused on the Pope plan than you. I am very disappointed...

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/i...-bird-pope.jpg

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 02:14 PM

It never ceases to amaze me how signing a piece of paper can completely 100% change your life.

BFT3K 06-26-2010 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17281313)
It never ceases to amaze me how signing a piece of paper can completely 100% change your life.

Probably depends on the sign...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3661/...0e5817c155.jpg

lazycash 06-26-2010 03:49 PM

Why not just find a rich girlfriend and move to Maui and surf all day and enjoy life, oh wait....

ASW 06-26-2010 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17279374)
I'm bored. I've changed careers several times, and gone from dead broke to okay, from okay to well, from well to burning money, back to dead broke, back to okay.... just tired of it. Also tired of watching the world go by on CNN. I need more than planning out next season's Christmas light layout for the house, or how much potato salad to make for the next Easter family gathering.... domestic suburban middle-class life is fucking torture. And the very thought of starting some lame hobby like carving birdhouses or something, just to stay busy has prevented me from ever doing so. Closest thing I have to a "hobby" is probably sharpening knives.

Any reason I shouldn't strap on the armor again and head for hostile ground? (aside from you know, potential death.) :helpme

i don't really know how to comment on this my father is over there fighting right now an i wish he was here but at the same time he loves what he does so it's all on if thats where your heart wants to be then you need to listen to it an follow what it is tellin you to do but if its just something you want to do for the hell of it again then dont do it cuz anything can happen an it hurts more on your family side then anything just something to think about but if you do go be safe an come home safe iight

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17281454)
Why not just find a rich girlfriend and move to Maui and surf all day and enjoy life, oh wait....

I tried that. Thought that was supposed to be "the life" everyone was after. I was misled. :disgust

ASW 06-26-2010 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17281272)
Screw the Pope Mobile dude, that is sooo fucking yesterday!

Get yourself one of these babies!...

http://www.techchee.com/wp-content/u...-it-171007.jpg

Then you be popin' in style!

this is riden in style lol i wouldnt mind driven it hahahaha:thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 06-26-2010 04:20 PM

Lots of pros and cons to consider... but I keep coming back to this fundamental question:

Do I want to live the rest of my life and go down remembered by my family, wife, kids, & grandkids as some creepy old guy that makes porn sites all day.....

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/geek001.jpg

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/geek002.jpg

or take control of what's left of my life on Earth, and go out a warrior in the noblest profession there is.

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/soldier001.jpg

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/soldier002.jpg

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/soldier003.jpg

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/soldier004.jpg

leedsfan 06-26-2010 07:49 PM

What it boils down to is trying to prove that leaving was the first time around was the wrong choice. Chances of coming to that decision? 50/50 at best? Probably more like 25/75 against. Reason being that as a principled young man you made your first choice to leave when you had absolute clarity. Nothing has changed that decision.

Just because life in suburbia failed you (like it does for most intelligent people) doesn't mean that your original decision was wrong, it just means that you didn't find the right alternative.

I suggest you take a hard look at yourself and find out how you can use your considerable talents in some outdoor pursuit. I would suggest trying something like trapping (form of hunting) because it takes you out of the city for a few days at a time, puts you in touch with nature, and more importantly yourself.

Give it a try. Take a tent, and some basic foodstuffs and see how you get on hunting for your food, foraging for wild edible plants and cooking on your own.

My gut tells me that basically you need to find yourself again, having lost touch over the years because of the urban decay you choose to replace the army.

One of my goals is to build my own outdoor cabin in the wilderness and hike, canoe and hunt. I'm lucky that where I live offers some of the best outdoors in the world and this is wholly attainable for me. But maybe its something you might need at this point.

You have nothing to lose but the gradual decay of your current urban hell.

Redrob 06-26-2010 09:21 PM

Being prior service, I don't think you'll go back in at less than E-3 and all you prior time in service will count for promotions so you'll only remain at a lower rank for the minimun amount of time to qualify for the next promotion. You'll move up in rank really fast.

Zorgman 06-26-2010 09:43 PM

I can't join, I had an opp on my foot years ago and they will not accept me now. :)
Good news for me.

Cyber Fucker 06-26-2010 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17279374)

Any reason I shouldn't strap on the armor again and head for hostile ground? (aside from you know, potential death.) :helpme

And dying for oil and Israel territory. No. :)


Seriously, I think only fools want to go on war when they have no reason to do that. But what the fuck I know, I've never been on any war. :winkwink:

milambur 06-27-2010 05:57 AM

Become a farmer, great way to occupy yourself when you got ADHD.

CaptainHowdy 06-27-2010 08:02 AM


Amputate Your Head 06-27-2010 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrob (Post 17281798)
Being prior service, I don't think you'll go back in at less than E-3 and all you prior time in service will count for promotions so you'll only remain at a lower rank for the minimun amount of time to qualify for the next promotion. You'll move up in rank really fast.

Yeah, I was supposed to be E-5 (Sergeant) when I got out, but I kept turning it down for the last 5 months of my time because I figured I was getting out anyway. So worst case, I think I'd probably be dropped down to PFC, probably be promoted back to Specialist right after basic again, then probably be sent to PLDC for E-5 stripes soon after.

That's my guess anyway.

Sid70 06-27-2010 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17279374)
I'm bored. I've changed careers several times, and gone from dead broke to okay, from okay to well, from well to burning money, back to dead broke, back to okay.... just tired of it. Also tired of watching the world go by on CNN. I need more than planning out next season's Christmas light layout for the house, or how much potato salad to make for the next Easter family gathering.... domestic suburban middle-class life is fucking torture. And the very thought of starting some lame hobby like carving birdhouses or something, just to stay busy has prevented me from ever doing so. Closest thing I have to a "hobby" is probably sharpening knives.

Any reason I shouldn't strap on the armor again and head for hostile ground? (aside from you know, potential death.) :helpme

No kids? Get couple and be busy.


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