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_Richard_ 10-25-2010 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17639515)
Try being still in love with your wife 10 years after she died from cancer - that is tough.
she.. is.. speaking.. from.. beyond.. she says to get out more

rough tho :(

Tempest 10-25-2010 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 17638669)
Been there, done that, still going through it. I'm crazy about my ex and i'm always there for her...she says i'm still hers and she's in love with me while she's dating someone else :disgust. I'm always there to fix her mistakes but I'm getting tired of it. :helpme
Sounds familiar... Date someone else and watch how fast things change if she really does love you...

27tim 10-25-2010 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jonnydoe (Post 17638773)
Some wear off quick and some don't...trust me I am old. There will be some that you think of for decades if you are lucky enough.
Voice of righteousness.

mchacal 10-25-2010 12:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PornNewz (Post 17639605)
Was it her Kirk Douglas chin that made you obsess?
No her perfect boobies and bumpy booty

also the fact that she always swallows

emill 10-25-2010 12:48 PM
Obsession is dangers thing man, iam lost many girls because iam soo much emotional, this is fucking bad
iam lost my 2 years relationship with woman couple days ago, and reason is obsession and my mistakes :(
I love her but now is late now i can only drunk :( So be strong and mindful this is my advice !

john FVC 10-25-2010 01:27 PM
Format C

HBKKH 10-25-2010 01:28 PM
time heals all wounds

BlackCrayon 10-25-2010 01:56 PM
is this someone you were in a real relationship with or someone you were chasing after? If the latter, most likely you have built her up into someone she totally isn't. in your mind being with her, everything will be perfect, you will finally be happy or something similar but thats not realty.

mchacal 10-25-2010 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17639860)
Act like she is dead. NEVER call her for any reason. Stop hanging out with mutual friends or places. Get rid of all tangible things in your flat/house that connects you both together ie., pictures to bedsheets.

Now pay attention because Daddy Jesus is going to give you valuable advice about women and how to keep the good ones.

Being in my early 40's I've had a lot great women (far more then I deserved) in my life and probably the only one on this board (or few) that actually had to sign a prenuptial when I got married. In short, I married into money.

The formula:

1.NEVER, cry or complain. Be a man and that complaining shit is for pussies. It's hard, most can't do it but NEVER complain about anyone or anything in front of her. In Short, say nothing if being negative is the only alternative.

2. NEVER, be a lazy fat fucking webmaster. If you work out of the house always shower and dress if you were going to work. If she has to leave for her job you've been branded the house bitch, deal with it. In short, I cook dinner everyday or make arrangements for dinner. Also, all mechanical maintenance, trash, yard, etc. are done/arranged instantly when needed. In short, my wife has never filled her tank, changed the oil, or washed her car in the last 3 years.

3. 4-5 days before her period you fuck her like a crazed bunny rabbit, then turn on the affection for next 3 days and then stay out of her way for the rest. Rinse repeat.

Finally, always keep yourself in shape or make a visible effort. The key to keeping a good relationship is having them convinced you don't need them to be happy in life even if it's almost an absurd illusion. Women always want what they can't have and for damn sure don't want another to have whats theirs. :2 cents:
Great advise (and I'm not catholic)

Jason Voorhees 10-25-2010 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TCLGirls (Post 17638917)
You are in the "friend zone".

You need to drop her like a bad habit because there is ZERO chance of you banging her once you are in the "friend zone".
http://i.imgur.com/KG00t.jpg

Sid70 10-25-2010 03:00 PM
Jesus, well said, I liked how you put that :)

VikingMan 10-25-2010 03:48 PM
You have to make her think you don't care about her. Not be mean or anything like that. Just make her think you really don't give a fuck whether or not she wants to be with you. This is more for American women because they are the most fucked up in the entire universe.

If you want to be happy begin to date South American women because they tend to not be nearly as demented.

Also, put yourself in social situations where she sees other women take notice of you. Good looking drama queens LOVE to compete for men.

Obsessing over an American woman will make her RUN!!!!!!! And whatever you do NEVER tell her she is "beautiful".:2 cents:

Serge Litehead 10-25-2010 04:34 PM
fantasy is just that - fantasy.

nakeddutch 10-25-2010 05:28 PM
Try sleep programming and get another womanYou will use your spirit (dream) to find her :thumbsup:pimp

SallyRand 10-25-2010 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17639860)
Act like she is dead. NEVER call her for any reason. Stop hanging out with mutual friends or places. Get rid of all tangible things in your flat/house that connects you both together ie., pictures to bedsheets.

Now pay attention because Daddy Jesus is going to give you valuable advice about women and how to keep the good ones.

Being in my early 40's I've had a lot great women (far more then I deserved) in my life and probably the only one on this board (or few) that actually had to sign a prenuptial when I got married. In short, I married into money.

The formula:

1.NEVER, cry or complain. Be a man and that complaining shit is for pussies. It's hard, most can't do it but NEVER complain about anyone or anything in front of her. In Short, say nothing if being negative is the only alternative.

2. NEVER, be a lazy fat fucking webmaster. If you work out of the house always shower and dress if you were going to work. If she has to leave for her job you've been branded the house bitch, deal with it. In short, I cook dinner everyday or make arrangements for dinner. Also, all mechanical maintenance, trash, yard, etc. are done/arranged instantly when needed. In short, my wife has never filled her tank, changed the oil, or washed her car in the last 3 years.

3. 4-5 days before her period you fuck her like a crazed bunny rabbit, then turn on the affection for next 3 days and then stay out of her way for the rest. Rinse repeat.

Finally, always keep yourself in shape or make a visible effort. The key to keeping a good relationship is having them convinced you don't need them to be happy in life even if it's almost an absurd illusion. Women always want what they can't have and for damn sure don't want another to have whats theirs. :2 cents:
JC gives good advice!

GTS Mark 10-25-2010 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17638939)
I was obsessed with a woman once. Then I turned away from the mirror.
Lol love it!!

Slutboat 10-25-2010 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17639141)
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.


:1orglaugh

hahahahahah!! BEST laugh I have had in days

chronig 10-25-2010 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17638680)
once you are arrested.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 10-25-2010 06:09 PM
Keep asking yourself: if she doesn't want YOU, why do you still want HER?

PornMD 10-25-2010 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17638939)
I was obsessed with a woman once. Then I turned away from the mirror.
I can't fault you for that! :thumbsup

Quote:
Originally Posted by PornNewz (Post 17639605)
Was it her Kirk Douglas chin that made you obsess?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CYF 10-25-2010 06:14 PM
the best thing you can do is blow her off :2 cents:

georgeyw 10-25-2010 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17639884)
is this someone you were in a real relationship with or someone you were chasing after? If the latter, most likely you have built her up into someone she totally isn't. in your mind being with her, everything will be perfect, you will finally be happy or something similar but thats not realty.
Also if it's the latter - ask her out, otherwise the obsession will only grow - she'll either say yes or no and you can be on your way.

It's not easy but there is nothing to lose. Good Luck :thumbsup

Martin 10-25-2010 06:22 PM

BlackCrayon 10-25-2010 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 17640534)
Keep asking yourself: if she doesn't want YOU, why do you still want HER?
very true. some guys get over involved with a girl who rejects them simply because she rejects them and until she stops rejecting him, he will only want her more because he needs to prove to himself that he is good enough to get her (or something like that). 9 times out of 10 the girl isn't even worth the work put into it. its just a validation thing.

Platinumpimp 10-25-2010 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17638874)
this thread is full of WINNERS
Yea girls never talk bad about men :winkwink:

Girls are snakes, especially among eachother.

But I still love 'em :pimp

mineistaken 10-25-2010 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 17638669)
I'm crazy about my ex and i'm always there for her...she says i'm still hers and she's in love with me while she's dating someone else :disgust. I'm always there to fix her mistakes but I'm getting tired of it. :helpme
wtf man? have some self respect... Jesus...

cosis 10-25-2010 09:04 PM
you ain't getting out of the friend zone once your in

cosis 10-25-2010 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees (Post 17640055)
thats weird

Chosen 10-25-2010 09:26 PM
Get over it...

Machete_ 10-28-2010 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anexia
I'm crazy about my ex and i'm always there for her...she says i'm still hers and she's in love with me while she's dating someone else . I'm always there to fix her mistakes but I'm getting tired of it.
For the rest of your life, you will always know that you missed out that one unique chance for profound happiness. You will have other relationships, but there will forever be a small hole in your heart, exactly the size of the relationship you lost but should have had.

She was the only person who could have made you happy, now some other asshole is balls deep in her vag.

:2 cents:

loreen 10-28-2010 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17638871)
that's luck?
god dammit.
It is. First, you're lucky to live for a few decades. Second, you're lucky to have met such special women along the years.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ******* (Post 17640201)
And whatever you do NEVER tell her she is "beautiful".:2 cents:
Grow up :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ThunderBalls 10-28-2010 01:34 PM
You havent shown her you want her enough, you need to convince her. Start sleeping in her yard, text 'if I cant have you nobody will' 50 times a day to her, and spray paint her name on the side of your car. She is your soulmate, it is meant to be.

loreen 10-28-2010 01:44 PM
ThunderBalls :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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