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AdultTraffic.info 11-22-2011 09:31 AM

My six-times-a-day sex with 52st woman who receives $850 disability per month
 
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WEIGHING a gut-busting 52st, Pauline Potter had given up hope that she would ever find love.

After getting divorced three years ago, she gorged away and gained a whopping 20st.

Pauline, 47, became so fat that she was unable to move. Her son Dillon, 19 ? who is four stone overweight himself at 18st ? became her carer, doing everything from cooking meals to bathing his mum.

But when she won the Guinness World Record as the heaviest woman on the planet earlier this year, ex-husband Alex could not resist her and they have rekindled their romance.

Alex, 46, just 10st, said: "She can't walk, dress herself or even go to the toilet on her own ? but I'm desperate to be her lover and caretaker again.

"Plus I miss our sex life. Pauline could be 70st and we'd still have sex every single day because it's that good.

"It was the biggest mistake of my life letting Pauline go and it's taken her gaining weight and becoming the world's heaviest woman to realise how much I still love her."
Bedroom

He is certainly not disappointed in the bedroom. He added: "Despite what some may think, Pauline is great in bed. She's better than any other woman I've ever slept with.

"Within the first day of being back together we had sex six times in 24 hours.

"Even though one of Pauline's legs weighs more than I do, we're able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us.

"It's really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact."

Pauline, who admits Alex does most of the work in the bedroom, said: "It also helps that I did gymnastics until I was 12 so I'm very limber."

Full story -
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...2st-woman.html

CDSmith 11-22-2011 09:41 AM

The UK is still in the stone age?

Jarmusch 11-22-2011 09:44 AM

Only in the Sun.

L-Pink 11-22-2011 09:50 AM

So she has to have her son help her take a shit ..... nice job mom.

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potter 11-22-2011 09:52 AM

what the fuck is "52st"?

L-Pink 11-22-2011 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 18578215)
what the fuck is "52st"?

Something to do with the metric system.












:1orglaugh

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PR_Glen 11-22-2011 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 18578215)
what the fuck is "52st"?

it means she weighs as much as 52nd st. in New York...

AdultTraffic.info 11-22-2011 09:58 AM

728 pounds of flab.

dallasnovelty 11-22-2011 10:01 AM

52 stone = 728 pounds DAMN!!!! I thought the heaviest lady was around 900lbs

Choopa Phil 11-22-2011 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avrada (Post 18578171)

Pauline, who admits Alex does most of the work in the bedroom, said: "It also helps that I did gymnastics until I was 12 so I'm very limber."

Best part right here! :1orglaugh

AdultTraffic.info 11-22-2011 10:10 AM

It`s bad enough seeing roll upon roll trying to break out of her tent that she`s wearing.

I dread to think what that thing looks like undressed.

L-Pink 11-22-2011 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avrada (Post 18578264)
It`s bad enough seeing roll upon roll trying to break out of her tent that she`s wearing.

I dread to think what that thing looks like undressed.

95 pounds of smelly pussy ......... ugh

MaDalton 11-22-2011 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18578218)
Something to do with the metric system.

:1orglaugh

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for sure not, thats some of your shitty measuring :action-sm

backlinks.us 11-22-2011 10:22 AM

True that.. This is just sad..

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18578209)
So she has to have her son help her take a shit ..... nice job mom.

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ottopottomouse 11-22-2011 10:32 AM

Everybody who goes to the gym is wasting their time - the effects of doing gymnastics lasts 35 years after you stop :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pauline, 47,
"It also helps that I did gymnastics until I was 12 so I'm very limber."


CDSmith 11-22-2011 11:09 AM

Stone = ye olde English imperial system jargon. 1 stone = 14 lbs.

Like I said, they're still in the stone age over there.

Choopa Phil 11-22-2011 11:22 AM

someone like that should be put down, plain and simple.

MarkDeus 11-22-2011 11:24 AM

Glad they didn,t showed the next pictures.

She ate the dog

kristin 11-22-2011 11:39 AM

Wow ... on so many levels.

JFK 11-22-2011 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18578268)
95 pounds of smelly pussy ......... ugh

is that what's hanging down in the middle?:helpme

12clicks 11-22-2011 11:50 AM

and then on top of that, there's that awful english accent.

blazin 11-22-2011 12:00 PM

I'm suprised anyone can find the pussy under all that ugghhhhhh!!!!

L-Pink 11-22-2011 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18578651)
is that what's hanging down in the middle?:helpme

That's what I'm thinking ..... holy shit

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Scott McD 11-22-2011 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18578444)
Stone = ye olde English imperial system jargon. 1 stone = 14 lbs.

Like I said, they're still in the stone age over there.


This coming from someone who calls football soccer... :1orglaugh

NewNick 11-22-2011 02:09 PM

Leave my momma alone !

Jakez 11-22-2011 02:13 PM

Speechless.

agentspits 11-22-2011 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 18578500)
someone like that should be put down, plain and simple.

so wrong, but so right

CyberHustler 11-22-2011 02:36 PM

http://i43.tinypic.com/333ikrb.jpg

halfpint 11-22-2011 02:43 PM

Stupid bitch should get off her fat lazy arse, get a job and stop scrounging from peoples fucking taxes they pay. Fuck I hate people like this. They should stop all her benefits, that would make her loose weight and find work

Spunky 11-22-2011 02:48 PM

That's a whole lotta woman

MarkDeus 11-22-2011 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18579222)

with that
http://www.baseball-bats.net/assets/...eball-bats.gif

baddog 11-22-2011 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornerBros (Post 18579315)

Not enough



http://natureinquiries.files.wordpre...ition-124b.jpg

alias 11-22-2011 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 18578680)
and then on top of that, there's that awful english accent.

:1orglaugh

Wilbo 11-22-2011 03:32 PM

She does have a pretty face..........

icymelon 11-22-2011 04:07 PM

if they have enough sex maybe she will lose some weight

The Heron 11-22-2011 04:08 PM

must be alot of bjs

GregE 11-22-2011 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornerBros (Post 18579315)

Might be easier with this.

http://scienceblogs.com/startswithab...%20launch.jpeg

Jon Oso 11-22-2011 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 18579519)
must be alot of pbj's

fixed.:1orglaugh

CDSmith 11-23-2011 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18578801)
This coming from someone who calls football soccer... :1orglaugh

You haven't been paying attention much. I'm comfortable referring to it as both football and soccer.

Hey, at least I don't need a miner's helmet and climbing gear to to have sex with my woman (like the guy in the article does).

Cut me some slack. :D

Scott McD 11-23-2011 03:41 PM

It must be fun when she farts!


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