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Amputate Your Head 07-04-2016 11:20 AM

The moon is an alien base station
 
I think we can all agree. The facts speak for themselves on this.
It's not possible for the moon to be in a perfect circular orbit with earth, but it is.
The moon is hollow, but a planetary body cannot be hollow.
It rings like a bell because it's hollow.
Always only one side facing us.
Strange lights on teh moon.

The moon was put there, as an alien base and a helium3 collector.
Since it has no atmosphere, it collects massive amounts of helium 3 from the sun, and the aliens are mining it.

Also, the aliens collect your life force when you die, wipe your memory, and stuff it into another meat sac to be reborn here over and over, and these operations are centralized within the moon base.

If humans are to ever be free, we have to destroy the moon.

crockett 07-04-2016 11:25 AM

Can you hurry back to your homeworld.. What ever happened to AlienQ anyway?

clickity click 07-04-2016 11:25 AM

Sounds reasonable.

Amputate Your Head 07-04-2016 11:28 AM

and also, the sun is an interdimensional portal that the aliens use to travel quickly from different parts of the universe. The moon just happens to be in the exact position so that during an eclipse, the sun it perfectly blocked out? Coincidence? No. Alien base.

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freecartoonporn 07-04-2016 11:45 AM

The moon is hollow.

how ?

EddyTheDog 07-04-2016 11:52 AM

I hope they like cheese...

newxxx 07-04-2016 12:13 PM

Quote:

The moon is an alien base station
Yes! Visit our sites to watch proofs.

Amputate Your Head 07-04-2016 12:23 PM

Noted UFOlogists have documented evidence of alien activity and alien bases on the moon. This is why we have never "gone back" to the moon. We never went to the moon at all. The aliens warned us about going there, so the moon missions were faked.

crockett 07-04-2016 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 21007306)
Noted UFOlogists have documented evidence of alien activity and alien bases on the moon. This is why we have never "gone back" to the moon. We never went to the moon at all. The aliens warned us about going there, so the moon missions were faked.

I too have simular ideas about Republicans..

Sart with the name reptilians, it's like an acronym for Republicans.. It's the same amount of letters with only 3 letters diffrent. We all know every thing important happens in 3s...This is their secret codes..

Notice.. TIL = today I learned.. they hate us learning, so they call themselves Republicans instead..

Notice UBC = fucking nothing, which is code for stay fucking stupid..

Then look at all the clues.. They hate science and anything to do with learning. They instead want us to stay dumbed down and worshiping a imaginary space being in the heavens..

It's clear they want us to be controlled by a master from space.. I'm I betting they are based in the moon hence the reason they don't like funding NASA and only want to fund wars to help kill as many of us as possible..

Good job AMP for uncovering their moon base..

This is all the proof we need.. Ronald Regan was the first of them to take Human form...Everyone needs to fight back aginst the evil Republican plot to destroy the world and make us all minimum wage slaves.

CaptainHowdy 07-04-2016 12:40 PM

https://fogsmoviereviews.files.wordp...925-102825.jpg

2MuchMark 07-04-2016 12:57 PM

http://catacombs.space1999.net/main/...sphdwg0012.jpg

crockett 07-04-2016 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 21007375)

Exactly.. Space 1999 was telling us we must go to the moon by 1999 to stop the next Republican overlord.. That being George W Bush..

Notice he was elected in 2001 and what was that movie,? 2001 was about us worshiping our alien overlords...

More clues... Republicans = evil space lizards who want to suck out your brains . They are spying on you right now through your mirror, just like in the movie..

brassmonkey 07-04-2016 01:17 PM

you fall off the wagon?

MaDalton 07-04-2016 01:38 PM

it belongs to ze Germans

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/image...49386589_2.jpg

Amputate Your Head 07-04-2016 01:50 PM

The end game of the aliens is not to wipe us out, which is a popular misguided notion. Their goal is to enslave us with brain implants. This is why abductions are happening now more frequently than ever. The govermnet is aiding them and working together in underground bases. The scray part is, if they succeed you won't even realize it since they will have full control over your thoughts.

seeandsee 07-04-2016 01:57 PM

moon is space ship? loooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll

Amputate Your Head 07-04-2016 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 21007507)
moon is space ship? loooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll

When you strip away the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth.

The moon is an alien mothership. Yes.

romeo22 07-04-2016 03:05 PM

yeah it must be ;P

JamesM83 07-04-2016 03:40 PM

I believe it!

NatalieK 07-04-2016 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 21007171)
Always only one side facing us.

the top, middle or bottom, maybe the left or right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 21007171)
we have to destroy the moon.

now we're talking, then the sun :thumbsup

pimpmaster9000 07-04-2016 04:26 PM

the moon is full of illegal aliens...

beerptrol 07-04-2016 08:40 PM

And Uranus is were they dock the super sized ships

adultchatpay 07-04-2016 09:47 PM

Poor moon, always on the dark side.

MiamiBoyz 07-04-2016 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 21007171)
I think we can all agree. The facts speak for themselves on this.
It's not possible for the moon to be in a perfect circular orbit with earth, but it is.
The moon is hollow, but a planetary body cannot be hollow.
It rings like a bell because it's hollow.
Always only one side facing us.
Strange lights on teh moon.

The moon was put there, as an alien base and a helium3 collector.
Since it has no atmosphere, it collects massive amounts of helium 3 from the sun, and the aliens are mining it.

Also, the aliens collect your life force when you die, wipe your memory, and stuff it into another meat sac to be reborn here over and over, and these operations are centralized within the moon base.

If humans are to ever be free, we have to destroy the moon.

Finally something we agree on. It would get to get rid of tides and of course, all that pesky light at might when it's supposed to be fucking dark.

I am sure that after Trump builds the wall to keep those fucking Mexican's out that his next project will be going after the other aliens and their damn soul sucking base.

Thank you and you are a true American for bringing this vital yet little known information to light. I am sure the NSA is monitoring so I salute you sir!

just a punk 07-04-2016 10:54 PM

Pics from old Soviet book for kids "Neznayka on the Moon":

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...ne-1967/v7.jpg

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...ne-1967/74.gif

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...ne-1967/85.gif

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...ne-1967/87.gif

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...ne-1967/89.gif

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...ne-1967/90.gif

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...ne-1967/92.gif

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...e-1967/100.gif

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...e-1967/107.gif

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...e-1967/121.gif

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...e-1967/133.gif

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...e-1967/181.jpg

http://epizodsspace.airbase.ru/bibl/...e-1967/290.gif

The tale tells that inside the moon was a planet surrounded by the atmosphere. And that planet was populated with "lunatics" - the Moon people :)

Amputate Your Head 07-05-2016 05:30 AM

China has ambitions to send a manned ship to the moon very soon, but we have to convince them to reconsider, as it will be seen as a violation of the alien treaty and an invasion of the alien airspace. The Chinese intend to setup mining operations on the moon for helium 3, but the aliens already have claimed that resource for themselves.

If we provoke them, this could potentially spark an interplanetary war, which we would lose. If you're not already digging a bunker, now might be a good time to start.

CaptainHowdy 07-05-2016 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 21008557)
China has ambitions to send a manned ship to the moon very soon, but we have to convince them to reconsider, as it will be seen as a violation of the alien treaty and an invasion of the alien airspace. The Chinese intend to setup mining operations on the moon for helium 3, but the aliens already have claimed that resource for themselves.

If we provoke them, this could potentially spark an interplanetary war, which we would lose. If you're not already digging a bunker, now might be a good time to start.

That's a goner ...

https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages...a/15796528.gif

TrafficRush 07-05-2016 09:10 AM

haha wonder what he was smoking

CDSmith 07-05-2016 09:28 AM

helium 3? Someone's been playing Mass Effect.

pimpmaster9000 07-05-2016 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 21008557)
The Chinese intend to setup mining operations on the moon for helium 3, but the aliens already have claimed that resource for themselves.
.

it rains helium on saturn...all the gas giants in our solar system are packed with helium 3...the sun emits astronomical amounts of helium 3 in to space...in comparison helium 3 is extremely scarce on the moon...those must be some pretty dumb aliens :2 cents:

ilnjscb 07-05-2016 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 21008014)
And Uranus is were they dock the super sized ships

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 07-05-2016 09:53 AM

No ass pictures in this thread?

FAIL

Serge Litehead 07-05-2016 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrafficRush (Post 21009148)
haha wonder what he was smoking

just to be sure to stay away from that stuff

Amputate Your Head 07-05-2016 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21009247)
it rains helium on saturn...all the gas giants in our solar system are packed with helium 3...the sun emits astronomical amounts of helium 3 in to space...in comparison helium 3 is extremely scarce on the moon...those must be some pretty dumb aliens :2 cents:

Yes, but the moon is their artificial satellite that also serves other functions and keeps them close to earth. Mining helium 3 is only one cog in the machine. Saturn and Jupiter are too far out to be useful toward the agenda. Remember, the sun is an intergalactic portal, and plus there aren't any human slave colonies on Saturn. The aliens know what they are doing. They've been doing it for many thousands, possible hundreds of thousands of years.

pimpmaster9000 07-05-2016 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 21010126)
Yes, but the moon is their artificial satellite that also serves other functions and keeps them close to earth. Mining helium 3 is only one cog in the machine. Saturn and Jupiter are too far out to be useful toward the agenda. Remember, the sun is an intergalactic portal, and plus there aren't any human slave colonies on Saturn. The aliens know what they are doing. They've been doing it for many thousands, possible hundreds of thousands of years.

From a certain point in technological progress all life becomes virtual and all is a simulation...why accept the confines of the real world when you can explore space by uploading yourself in a simulation?...you can simulate everything you need when you are uploaded...

This is why we will never get visited...we are not worth the trip...

CPA-Rush 07-05-2016 07:07 PM

this new to me ..

Amputate Your Head 07-06-2016 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21010306)
From a certain point in technological progress all life becomes virtual and all is a simulation...why accept the confines of the real world when you can explore space by uploading yourself in a simulation?...you can simulate everything you need when you are uploaded...

This is why we will never get visited...we are not worth the trip...

That's a nice fantasy, but you've been watching too many Keanu Reeves movies.
The aliens are here. And they are not friendly.

Serge Litehead 07-06-2016 09:47 AM

moon as an alien base - old comic from past century, those lunatics are really martians LOL


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