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hamiltonsteele 01-23-2022 11:43 AM

Virus infected monkeys who escaped a crash.
 
Do I get super powers if an infected monkey bites me? Or does that only work with spiders?

Oh well

https://www.sungazette.com/uncategor...tine-facility/

zelokax 01-23-2022 02:27 PM

Demons.

That's your natural response to seeing these pictures / reading this news?

I guess it's the same genetics that were involved with every other historic rotten parasitic disgrace - so should not be surprised.

TheLegacy 01-23-2022 04:12 PM

https://s1.thcdn.com/productimg/1600...4642339502.jpg

RyuLion 01-23-2022 06:37 PM

Sure, exactly 100 monkeys were on the way, and of course only 1 is accounted for..

sarettah 01-23-2022 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele (Post 22957187)
Do I get super powers if an infected monkey bites me? Or does that only work with spiders?

Oh well

https://www.sungazette.com/uncategor...tine-facility/

Please show a link where it says they were infected with anything.

Anytime animals come from overseas from certain countries they are held in quarantine.

If one of these monkeys bit you, you might get smarter because you sure couldn't get stupider.

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sarettah 01-23-2022 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 22957294)
Sure, exactly 100 monkeys were on the way, and of course only 1 is accounted for..

Only 1 was UNaccounted for.

4 escaped, they caught 3 pretty quickly and have now caught the fourth.

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hamiltonsteele 01-23-2022 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22957299)
Please show a link where it says they were infected with anything.

Anytime animals come from overseas from certain countries they are held in quarantine.

If one of these monkeys bit you, you might get smarter because you sure couldn't get stupider.

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I make sure to euthanize all my animals when they get loose.

Cause that'll teach them to never run away again!

mikeylikesit 01-23-2022 09:12 PM

https://img.search.brave.com/cPpVzyj...DBf/QUxfLmpwZw

baddog 01-23-2022 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22957299)
Please show a link where it says they were infected with anything.

Anytime animals come from overseas from certain countries they are held in quarantine.

If one of these monkeys bit you, you might get smarter because you sure couldn't get stupider.

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They were on the way to quarantine because there is always potential

sarettah 01-23-2022 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22957337)
They were on the way to quarantine because there is always potential

They were on the way to quarantine because all non-human primates imported into the United States since 1975 must go into a mandatory 31 day quarantine just in case they are carrying any dangerous diseases. (reference cdc regulations)

So, yes there is always potential.

The topic is labeled "Virus infected monkeys....."

There is no proof whatsoever that the monkeys had any infections.

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sarettah 01-23-2022 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele (Post 22957308)
I make sure to euthanize all my animals when they get loose.

These Monkeys are not pets. They are wild animals brought into the US for Lab research. They do not get treated as pets.

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sarettah 01-23-2022 10:48 PM

https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/42/71.53

Quote:

NHPs must be quarantined for 31 days after arrival
Quote:

Quarantine means the practice of isolating live NHPs for at least 31 days after arrival in a U.S. quarantine facility where the NHPs are observed for evidence of infection with communicable disease, and where measures are in place to prevent transmission of infection to humans or NHPs within the cohort.
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$5 submissions 01-24-2022 12:59 AM

Sounds like a sub-plot from Planet of the Apes

hamiltonsteele 01-24-2022 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22957347)
These Monkeys are not pets. They are wild animals brought into the US for Lab research. They do not get treated as pets.

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How about this?

If you're right then I apologize.
If I'm right then you can join me in making porn for our new simian overlords.

https://i.imgur.com/kKIRtjQ.jpg

lock 01-24-2022 01:36 AM

https://youtu.be/mGae5vkMekA

CurrentlySober 01-24-2022 04:06 AM

i cunt a4da monkey... :(

zelokax 01-24-2022 06:29 AM

Not 1 person gets it.

If I were you I'd worry more about how YOU & YOUR FAMILY will be EXPERIMENTED ON by aliens, in their own simulation/matrix labs, instead of entertainment movies - where you are bred/cloned for eternity for the sake of the SUPERIOR SPECIES (i.e. NOT YOU) making scientific discoveries, CREATING HELL ON EARTH in the process without one shit given^.

Exactly like you don't care one bit about doing it to these animals, enslave them generation after generation, force breed them, clone them, torture them...

100% parasitic behavior.

And what's next, not one shit given about colonising the galaxy/universe? YEAH RIGHT.

CurrentlySober 01-24-2022 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelokax (Post 22957428)
Not 1 person gets it.

Exactly like you don't care one bit



I care... :( I just cunt a4d1... :( If I kould, I wood Kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him and call him George....

but i cunt... :(

mikeylikesit 01-24-2022 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelokax (Post 22957428)
Not 1 person gets it.

If I were you I'd worry more about how YOU & YOUR FAMILY will be EXPERIMENTED ON by aliens, in their own simulation/matrix labs, instead of entertainment movies - where you are bred/cloned for eternity for the sake of the SUPERIOR SPECIES (i.e. NOT YOU) making scientific discoveries, CREATING HELL ON EARTH in the process without one shit given^.

Exactly like you don't care one bit about doing it to these animals, enslave them generation after generation, force breed them, clone them, torture them...

100% parasitic behavior.

And what's next, not one shit given about colonising the galaxy/universe? YEAH RIGHT.


https://img.search.brave.com/GUPvh6K...9TWDUyMl8uanBn

zelokax 01-24-2022 10:02 AM

Making a joke of EVERYTHING is sadistic. Some things can be serious.

It's just a way to belittle anyone with a different opinion so you can bolster & encourage each other's parasitic feasting.

Exactly the same happened with every other historic disgrace - and there are plenty of them. Look at the sadistic 'joke' of photos taken with little black boys & girls who've been enslaved & branded. Of course it was made out to be a joke at the time by people with 100% match genetics as you.

mikeylikesit 01-24-2022 10:43 AM

https://img.search.brave.com/QoKbxe3...0NmI1ZC5q/cGVn

try to do a bit of monkeying around on The Zoo these days and everybody goes full bananas :banana:banana:banana

hamiltonsteele 01-24-2022 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22957299)
Please show a link where it says they were infected with anything.



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It's not a smoking gun but it does kind of point in the right direction.


Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms.
https://www.wnep.com/article/news/lo...c-11696e5b791c

It's the end of the world as we know it and I've got women's underwear half off.

zelokax 01-24-2022 11:39 AM

yes im sure you're untouchable & you've not already been cloned 50 billion times & put through similar situations that u joke about

bec u r a superior being that if left to your own devices would still be able to come up with inventions that only 1 person [0.00000000000000000000001%] in history has come up with that completely altered the fate of all humanity

now u can just sit back over-stuffing your face & make jokes, whilst some desperate immigrant is working in ur slaughterhouse going insane & using chickens as footballs

and 'scientists' r working desperately so human beings can live forever & be superior over everything & everyone - knowing absolutely every single thing - so there is nothing left about life anymore, except all of the lives you created hell for, that were meaningless

sarettah 01-24-2022 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele (Post 22957516)
It's not a smoking gun but it does kind of point in the right direction.

Dude,

They are monkeys from Mauratania which is in Africa.

The monkeys live in the jungle and can carry all sorts of diseases that may be harmful to humans, just like pretty much any wild animal. The least of these might be a common cold and the worst, something like Ebola.

So, when these monkeys come from Africa they have to go into a 31 day quarantine to make sure they do not have any diseases. Meanwhile, anybody that would come into contact with these animals would be advised to watch for symptoms of any diseases.

If these monkeys were known to definitely be carrying diseases they would not have been being transported in the manner they were, they would have been in some kind of full containment unit.

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hamiltonsteele 01-24-2022 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22957523)
Dude,

They are monkeys from Mauratania which is in Africa.

The monkeys live in the jungle and can carry all sorts of diseases that may be harmful to humans, just like pretty much any wild animal. The least of these might be a common cold and the worst, something like Ebola.
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Have you ever read Candide by Voltaire?
It's one of those books that I recommend everyone read.

Well... Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor,

It seems that the difference between you and I is that I'm not an over the top optimist.

In fact I'm more of a "let's wait and see" kind of guy.

The only thing that makes me look like a pessimist is that there's been a hell of a lot of
lies and sick games played on the public.

So, given the circumstances I'm naturally suspicious.

baddog 01-24-2022 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22957347)
These Monkeys are not pets. They are wild animals brought into the US for Lab research. They do not get treated as pets.

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When did he say pets?

sarettah 01-24-2022 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22957588)
When did he say pets?

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele (Post 22957308)
I make sure to euthanize all my animals when they get loose.

So, he has a zoo maybe?

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hamiltonsteele 01-24-2022 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22957612)
So, he has a zoo maybe?

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I kind of do.

sarettah 01-24-2022 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele (Post 22957645)
I kind of do.

Do you have an actual permit to run a zoo? Or do you have a farm? Or do you just have several animals?

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hamiltonsteele 01-25-2022 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22957647)
Do you have an actual permit to run a zoo?

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1st, I import, export and breed equines.

2nd, Looks like my jokes weren't all that funny or far from the truth :
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ion-fears.html
Covid part 2 - The monkey pandemic has begun.


ps> I'll make fun of you on tiktok if you start demanding that I show you a vaccine certificate
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sarettah 01-25-2022 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele (Post 22957971)
1st, I import, export and breed equines.

Then I would think that you would be familiar with CDC and state regulations in regards to the importation of animals.


Quote:

I'll make fun of you on tiktok if you start demanding that I show you a vaccine certificate
I personally could not give a fuck if you get vaccinated or not.

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hamiltonsteele 01-25-2022 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22957990)
Then I would think that you would be familiar with CDC and state regulations in regards to the importation of animals.

I am and you're not.

You're obviously also very emotionally invested in this conversation and I'm not.

I find this story and pretty much everything to do with the pandemic a form of dark comedy.

So to me this is funny and I'm also unable to feel any kind of empathy towards those that
are lost in the narrative.

Unfortunately I suspect that might anger you and a few others on here.
All I can say is that I'm also an asshole... But at least I'm honest asshole.

jscott 01-25-2022 01:05 PM

How can ya'll mention 12 Monkeys & Outbreak but not 28 Days Later!!!! It's a masterpiece!

sarettah 01-25-2022 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele (Post 22958002)
I am and you're not.

Then you would be familiar with mandatory quarantines on various imported animals and if that were true you probably wouldn't have posted this thread.

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mikeylikesit 01-25-2022 01:49 PM

28 Days is sooo good it lasts for weeks :thumbsup

https://img.search.brave.com/yyqNZSl...QldlZWtzLmpwZw

hamiltonsteele 01-25-2022 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22958008)
Then you would be familiar with mandatory quarantines on various imported animals

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Again I am and you're not. (Ok I'm familiar with the issues as they pertain to what I do)

You're just trying to 'troll-win' what you believe to be an argument and I speculate it's
because you're either bored or you just need to feel tough.

Or maybe you're just an asshole like I am.

baddog 01-25-2022 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22957612)
So, he has a zoo maybe?

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Or a ranch. *Edit: I guess he answered your questions better than I could.

sarettah 01-25-2022 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele (Post 22958022)
Again I am and you're not. (Ok I'm familiar with the issues as they pertain to what I do)

Actually I am quite familiar with many of them, that is why I recognized that this was a CDC requirement for monkeys from Africa while you didn't.

As far as your conjecturing as to why I am bothering to reply: You posted a thread in a community forum. The usual reason for posting in a community forum is to invite discourse from members of the community. I am a member of the community and I therefore chose to answer.

You could have ignored my replies as easily as I could have ignored your posts. You chose not to, just as I did.

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baddog 01-25-2022 04:14 PM

Ah, thank you. I'm not sure that I realized that all posts were meant for debate.

Now I can drop that pesky New Year's resolution

zelokax 01-26-2022 02:03 PM

Have you ever tried just LEAVING THE GOD-DAMN ANIMALS ALONE?

IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR YOU?

You're all acting like those Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis mind controlling parasites, that cannot control themselves.

Although that's just their natural way to survive - DO YOU NEED TO ENSLAVE ANIMALS FOR SELFISH ENTERTAINMENT, SADISTIC CONTROLLED/MANIPULATED 'PETS', SICK EVIL EXPERIMENTS that will never end & follow humanity to everywhere in the universe they come across life...

Humanity is a potential dangerous virus-parasite to life in the universe...

Do you honestly think you are the most superior species, that can just get away with this disgrace?

There's no disgrace in being the Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis (that you are repulsed over) but there is being human^

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/i...te-zombies.jpg


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