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juice 05-26-2003 10:24 AM

Maxim Hottest Females Top 100?? WTF??
 
1. Christina Aguilera
2. Shania Twain
3. Kristanna Loken
4. Charlie's Angels
5. Jennifer Lopez
6. Gisele Bundchen
7. Trista Rehn
8. Shakira
9. Elisha Cuthbert
10. t.A.T.u.
11. Jennifer Garner
12. Sarah Wynter
13. Christina Applegate
14. Kelly Hu
15. Gwen Stephani
16. Kate Beckinsale
17. Kate Hudson
18. Pam Anderson
19. Megan Ewing
20. Jessica Alba
21. Ashanti
22. Kelly Rowland
23. Monica Bellucci
24. Minki van der
Westhuizen
25. Heidi Klum
26. Halle Berry
27. Kelly Clarkson
28. Rachel Nichols
29. Rebecca Romijn
Stamos
30. Britney Spears
31. Mya
32. Brittany Murphy
33. Kirsten Dunst
34. Sara Foster
35. Carmen Electra
36. Genelle Frenoy
37. Brooke Burns
38. Tyra Banks
39. Reese Witherspoon
40. Pussycat Dolls
41. Kristin Kreuk
42. Asia Argento
43. Angelina Jolie
44. Kylie Monigue
45. Sarah Michelle Gellar
46. Beyonce Knowles
47. Erika Christensen
48. LeAnn Rimes
49. Katie Holmes
50. Anne Marie Kortwright
51. Karen Carreno
52. Denise Richards
53. Natassia Malthe
54. Tara Reid
55. Maggie Gyllenhaal
56. Salma Hayek
57. Adriana Lima
58. Naomi Watts
59. Taryn Manning
60. Jaime Pressly
61. Molly Sims
62. Eva Mendes
63. Jessica Simpson
64. Pink
65. Ali Larter
66. Lenor Varela
67. Rachel Perry
68. Paulina Rubio
69. Laetitia Casta
70. Yamila Diaz-Rahi
71. Eve
72. Bianca Kajlich
73. Laura Harring
74. Aisha Tyler
75. Alicia Keys
76. Kim Smith
77. Leslie Bega
78. Lisa Snowdon
79. Mila Kunis
80. Sofia Vergara
81. Nicole Robinson
82. Brooke Burke
83. Shahi Sarah
84. Shannyn Sossamon
85. Desiree Diamond
86. Rosario Dawson
87. Michelle Rodriquez
88. Emmanuelle Vaugier
89. Gabrielle Union
90. Jennifer Sky
91. KD Aubert
92. Avril Lavigne
93. Rachel Weisz
94. Shakara Ledard
95. Jennifer Love Hewitt
96. Sarah Silverman
97. Jolene Blalock
98. Cindy Taylor
99. Norah Jones
100. Malia Jones

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7-Trista Rehn (Bachelorette)
in front of Shakira, Heidi Klum, Halle berry!????

22. Kelly Rowland???

26. Halle Berry??? she should be in the top 3!


27. Kelly Clarkson??? (that girl is everyting but hot!)
in front of Rebecca Romijn Stamos , Britney Spears , Jessica Simpson?

92. Avril Lavigne in front of Jenifer LOve Hewitt??

THis list is worthless! Does talent a factor now when judging who's hot!??

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/cele...nt/maximhot100

SleazyDream 05-26-2003 10:27 AM

who cares?

AdultNex 05-26-2003 10:30 AM

Does that "Vote for Clay" sig have anything to do with your sexuality?

PR_Phil 05-26-2003 10:30 AM

that list is a load of crap

#4= Charlies Angels ?

Farah or Drew Barrymore?

PR_Phil 05-26-2003 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
Does that "Vote for Clay" sig have anything to do with your sexuality?
:1orglaugh

juice 05-26-2003 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
Does that "Vote for Clay" sig have anything to do with your sexuality?
You got me there!

theking 05-26-2003 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
who cares?
A lardass has only one interest...more fries.

BRISK 05-26-2003 10:38 AM

Christina Aguilera is a whore

t.A.T.u. is fake CRAP!

Pam Anderson is a burned out stripper plastic filled whore!

Brittany Murphy is a skank

Carmen Electra is following in Pam Anderson's path of becoming a plastic filled whore

Michelle Rodriquez is a man/butch/tranny

Avril Lavigne is a fake wannabe creation of her record label

evildick 05-26-2003 10:48 AM

Avril Lavigne shouldn't be on the list at all. She just looks like any normal chick you'd see at a high school.

Make no mistake though, I'd still hit it.

rooster 05-26-2003 10:50 AM

who even buys those mens magazines, yuppie fagots.

BabeHunter 05-26-2003 10:51 AM

52. Denise Richards


WTF???
she should be in the top 10

TheJimmy 05-26-2003 11:03 AM

56. Salma Hayek

WTF?

ronaldo 05-26-2003 11:15 AM

Sorry.

Any hottie list that doesn't include Anna Kournikova is just completely laughable.

Pappa 05-26-2003 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Christina Aguilera is a whore

t.A.T.u. is fake CRAP!

Pam Anderson is a burned out stripper plastic filled whore!

Brittany Murphy is a skank

Carmen Electra is following in Pam Anderson's path of becoming a plastic filled whore

Michelle Rodriquez is a man/butch/tranny

Avril Lavigne is a fake wannabe creation of her record label

:thumbsup

Elli 05-26-2003 11:21 AM

I've gotta say I still like Gina Gershon :)

PR_Phil 05-26-2003 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronaldo
Sorry.

Any hottie list that doesn't include Anna Kournikova is just completely laughable.

I hear that! Russian Tennis Bitches for everyone!:1orglaugh

stocktrader23 05-26-2003 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK


Avril Lavigne is a fake wannabe creation of her record label

Wrong.

mjrools23 05-26-2003 11:32 AM

pink and kelly rowland do not belong on that list

BRISK 05-26-2003 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Wrong.

Please enlighten me.

Anna_O 05-26-2003 11:38 AM

Britney only number 30? And were is Swdish princess Madeleine? Blah.... :feels-hot

Kevlar 05-26-2003 11:39 AM

Based on the #1 pick I'd have to say it's probably based on who sucks the most cock at the Maxim office.

Nasty D 05-26-2003 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BabeHunter
52. Denise Richards


WTF???
she should be in the top 10

Right with ya on that one! Charlie Sheen is luckey Mofo

xxxdesign-net 05-26-2003 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mjrools23
pink and kelly rowland do not belong on that list
True, but also add Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson!

and where the hell is Mariah Carey, Nikki Cox, Alissa Mylano, Catherine Bell... and MARIA MENOUNOS ??

stocktrader23 05-26-2003 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Wrong.

Look it up. It of course looks like the next "thing" created by a record label but it's not. Avril has been a rebel from alot younger, played hockey as a kid, etc.

SilverTab 05-26-2003 11:49 AM

Jennifer Love Hewitt in 95??? Fuck that!

MetaMan 05-26-2003 11:51 AM

this list is payed for promotion,
all mags r set up these days, same with anything that has black people in it, these days they have to win or at least come second.

no way 2 white ppl can finish first anymore.

Scott McD 05-26-2003 11:51 AM

Damn that's fucked up...


I mean, where the fuck is Kelly Osbourne ???

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...lyosbourne.jpg

stocktrader23 05-26-2003 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Damn that's fucked up...


I mean, where the fuck is Kelly Osbourne ???

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...lyosbourne.jpg

Her ugly ass is at home why?

theWatsonian 05-26-2003 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Damn that's fucked up...


I mean, where the fuck is Kelly Osbourne ???

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...lyosbourne.jpg

I'm pissed about that, too!
:feels-hot

StupidFuckingWhore 05-26-2003 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Look it up. It of course looks like the next "thing" created by a record label but it's not. Avril has been a rebel from alot younger, played hockey as a kid, etc.

a country singing rebel maybe? because that is what she was originally going for until the record execs thought of what they could do with her.

Trolleater 05-26-2003 12:04 PM

1. Christina Aguilera

She looks like a troll without make-up.

stocktrader23 05-26-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StupidFuckingWhore

a country singing rebel maybe? because that is what she was originally going for until the record execs thought of what they could do with her.

Country is what the record execs wanted her to do. She wanted to write her own songs which she does.

BRISK 05-26-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23


Look it up. It of course looks like the next "thing" created by a record label but it's not. Avril has been a rebel from alot younger, played hockey as a kid, etc.

Avril Lavigne was created at a time when the music world needed an anti-Britney, a slightly-less-slutty-but-somehow-more-dangerous Alanis Morrisette for the mall crowd, and eventually she'll fade away when no one buys her as a sk8er chick anymore. Then will come the Playboy spread, the television appearances on sitcoms, the Osbournes-like reality show, drugs, the VH1 Behind the Music, and, eventually, death.

Avril Lavigne has very obviously been concocted as a way for the younger sisters of Britney's fans?girls who are just now turning 12-14 years old, and who are looking for something to love that will give the proverbial finger to their older siblings. Now they can blast Complicated from their pink bedrooms and dress like punky sk8er chicks themselves and imagine they are making their powderpuff older sisters cringe in fear, clutching their 4-year-old copies of Baby, One More Time before them like protective icons.

With Britney and her copycats (Christina, Jessica, the subversively boring Mandy Moore) entering into the downward portion of their cool cycle, it's inevitable that the Backlash Artists erupt literally out of nowhere, and that they'll be positioned subtly as everything Britney isn't, i.e. they'll be offered up as ?genuine', ?real', and ?honest'. Which is bullshit, of course. Consider, if you can stomach it, Avril's music video now running nearly-continuously on MTV and the like. In it, she and a group of friends invade a mall and basically act like rebellious white-kid brats who have everything handed to them, and therefore have nothing better to do than commit petty vandalism and harassment. Wastes of skin like these kids deserve to be beaten to death and processed into hamburgers to feed the lowing herds of kids just like them that step forward to replace them. Instead, it's offered up as an example of how ?cool' Avril is. She isn't Britney dancing in some ridiculous outfit. She's Avril, and she's fucking rebellious, so vote for her on TRL and buy her album.

Nasty D 05-26-2003 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


True, but also add Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson!

and where the hell is Mariah Carey, Nikki Cox, Alissa Mylano, Catherine Bell... and MARIA MENOUNOS ??

Nice call on Nikki Cox!!!
Great, Great, Great, Rack and Catherine Bell has a great rack too:thumbsup

Pornwolf 05-26-2003 02:55 PM

http://anna.kournikova.free.fr/index.jpg

The bastards. How could they forget Anna, she crushes everyone on that list.

J-Reel 05-26-2003 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK


Avril Lavigne was created at a time when the music world needed an anti-Britney...
She's Avril, and she's fucking rebellious, so vote for her on TRL and buy her album.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh



Does she write her own songs and can she play an instrument?

I've never heard of Avril Lavigne, Can some one post a pic of her?

Gman.357 05-26-2003 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Damn that's fucked up...


I mean, where the fuck is Kelly Osbourne ???

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...lyosbourne.jpg

I'd hit it. Two times.

:glugglug

clubsexy 05-26-2003 06:35 PM

You have to have a lot of time on your hands to even post this list, let alone read and analyse it....

But fuck, I just took the time to read the whole thread... LOL

:1orglaugh

Interlude 05-26-2003 07:12 PM

Typically they just choose chicks that have posed for their magazine.

cronos 05-27-2003 01:40 AM

Is just goes to show that most people are not voting with their dick but who is flavour of the month. Most people have no taste wahtsoever. Thats why nichestuff sells. Infact Jonny Mullet does not have a favourite girl at all, he digs what other people say is "hot"

I have seen at least 500 pornchicks hotter that most of them.


CHeers
cronos


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