Whats something better to do for a girl than send her flowers
 

Flowers are good and all, but is there something more creative you can do besides that? I could let her carry a fetus for me for 9 months, but I think first I'd rather send her flowers, only not flowers, something better. Any ideas?

I'm sending mine a box of some of her favorite things from the local grocery store.

She's living out of state and can't get 'em. So I earn bonus points for sending them her way.

Diamonds! Arn't they supposed to be a girls best friend or something:glugglug

But they gotta earn it!:Graucho

Well I am assuming this is a new girl you have met so maybe in the time talking to her you know of some sort of special treat/drink she likes? Like some sort of special chocolate or something along those lines.

A box of condoms. She'll know what to do with them.

Diamonds for sure!

:Graucho

Let her have sex with someone other than you for a night...it will blow her mind :thumbsup

Flowers with candy and a teddy bear to remind her of you after the flowers die and the chocolate is added to her thighs.

My lady loved the trio package


Just pick out something nice on 1800flowers.com and when you check out u can add a bigass box of chocolate (it's good too) and teddy bears.

oral sex

rimjobs show you really care

get her a full day at the day spa

facial, manicures pedicures etc massage and a nice dinner at night and afterward you'll enjoy what she does for you


only get this if shes important to you and if you think shes will put out :thumbsup

send her your ear in a box ......:feels-hot

These replies are fucking great. The ideas are great, and the crazy ideas are fucking funny. :thumbsup

Rub her feet

send her 2 tickets to the theatre, concert, football game, you get the idea.

a membership to willshegag.com, perhaps?

Write her a poem. Never had a problem with that :thumbsup

Threesome with her roommate.

netflix? :1orglaugh

Pay her rent.
I know I'd like it if someone did that for me. lol

Thats an excellent idea.

Jewlery or a nice watch :thumbsup

That wouldn't be a good idea if the girl is independant.

Make her a shell lei with shells that you have personally gathered, one from each of the Hawaiian Islands :glugglug

Then give her cash! :)

Cook a romantic dinner.

That's pretty good, but a lot of guys aren't really into poems. I was gonna say write her a love letter. Even if you don't love her, you can still write a bunch of warm, fuzzy stuff. That would do it for me WAY, WAY more than chocolate or a stupid teddy bear. Very few guys will do something like that but it's majorly impressive if you're lucky enough to find one that will.

promise her you'll never beg for sex again

Diamonds works everytime:thumbsup

This is the best I could come up with on the poem idea. What do you think?

Your hair is yellow
I don't think you have triskaidekaphobia
I like your face
It's attractive

That pretty much sounds like the very few anyone has ever bothered to write for me.


My hair is yellow too, btw, so I may show it to my friends and pretend someone gave it to me.

I am confused by that part, can you rephrase it?

put her portrait in a very nice frame....then send it to her

That pretty much sounds like the very few (poems) that anyone has ever bothered to write for me.

So thats bad right?

Only if your name is Jason Voorhees.

It's surely isn't. What if I draw her a picture of two people on a romantic boat ride and tell her its us?

Us as in me and her, not you and me. :)

Perfect!!!!! Sounds like your in love! :winkwink:

Have you seen some of the stuff he cooks? I am hope hes going to be catering one of the parties in Vegas. :Graucho