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Damian_Maxcash 07-26-2005 05:27 PM

Things you want to do before you die?
 
I was just watching the Sipsons episode where Homer thinks he is dying and trys to do the stuff he wanted to do before he died.

So I was thinking... what do I want?

1. 7 figure income

2. Own an island

3. Travel in space - not as far fetched as it sounds..... Ive still got a good 40 years in me. It may be possible in that time frame.

4. Catch a big Marlin

5. Shag Prince William (That may be pushing it)

6. Spend a year totally alone. No phone, internet, text or anthing else. My island might come in handy for that.

7. Do something completly selfless.

I cant think of anything else ATM.

StuartD 07-26-2005 05:28 PM

Carmen Electra's ass.

Damian_Maxcash 07-26-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
Carmen Electra's ass.

I guess she might let you have it... when shes finished with it.

Babagirls 07-26-2005 05:35 PM

its all about the journey & whatever it brings. i dont have "must do's", i just do shit as it comes up. somethings i've done that i never would have (nor wanted) to do.

After Shock Media 07-26-2005 05:37 PM

You can combine 3 & 7 together if you splurge and pay the Russians to let you go into space.

StuartD 07-26-2005 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
I guess she might let you have it... when shes finished with it.

I don't want to "have" it.... you asked what I want to "do" :winkwink:

llporter 07-26-2005 05:39 PM

reach my 100,000 post on GFY

Spunky 07-26-2005 05:39 PM

Suck on Dolly Partons Tits

Tala 07-26-2005 05:42 PM

I want to earn an income that will allow me to establish a memorial scholarship in my grandmother's name.

Damian_Maxcash 07-26-2005 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by llporter
reach my 100,000 post on GFY

Sometime late next week at the rate your going :2 cents:

xclusive 07-26-2005 05:43 PM

Just make sure that my family is taken care of

dirtydesignz 07-26-2005 05:46 PM

Just relax...I just want to relax and not think about anything......no worries, no complaints, no hassles :)

SoftGalleries 07-26-2005 06:10 PM

have a payment from Lightspeedcash, rebang all my ex GF's, open my stereo's volume to the max with playing "whomp there it is", kick my neighbour's ass (Gordon the fag i will do it soon), reach 100k/day traffic with softgalleries.com and convert my traffic on playboycash as i used to do while i was a beta tester....etc

tristan_D 07-26-2005 06:27 PM

I'll have to be sure that my son will be okay, then I can die.

woj 07-26-2005 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
I was just watching the Sipsons episode where Homer thinks he is dying and trys to do the stuff he wanted to do before he died.

So I was thinking... what do I want?

1. 7 figure income

2. Own an island

3. Travel in space - not as far fetched as it sounds..... Ive still got a good 40 years in me. It may be possible in that time frame.

4. Catch a big Marlin

5. Shag Prince William (That may be pushing it)

6. Spend a year totally alone. No phone, internet, text or anthing else. My island might come in handy for that.

7. Do something completly selfless.

I cant think of anything else ATM.

interesting goals you have there... :-/

tungsten 07-26-2005 07:20 PM

i guess it all comes down to money, cant really do fun things without alot of money

Basic_man 07-26-2005 07:20 PM

One sentence :

Get rich or die trying :)

llporter 07-26-2005 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
I guess she might let you have it... when shes finished with it.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

DateDoc 07-26-2005 07:22 PM

I'd like to give 10 struggling people a million dollars each!

dirtydesignz 07-26-2005 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn
I'd like to give 10 struggling people a million dollars each!

That's awesome! :thumbsup

Sana Chan 07-26-2005 07:28 PM

Fuck a hot asian man. Or just simply get laid. Either one, prefer the first one.

Seriously, I'd like to establish an optional class for k-8 teachers that show them the signs of depression in children. Thereby giving counselors a head up on children who may need help.

slapass 07-26-2005 07:38 PM

I too have worked on this list this month. So far:

See the inside of the Playboy Mansion.

Have a "good" threesome.

reed_4 07-26-2005 07:38 PM

Don't watch again those kind of cartoons, it damages your brain.

Stacey_JoinRightNow 07-26-2005 07:41 PM

I guess got to be serious in that day...
Spend my family and my boyfriend,
I will let them know that I have love them for my entire life...

seeric 07-26-2005 07:42 PM

impact society in a way that money cannot buy

RogerV 07-26-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
impact society in a way that money cannot buy

World domination I want to be the king of everyone :1orglaugh

vvq 07-26-2005 07:46 PM

become rich.

shann 07-26-2005 07:48 PM

Hang out in the "grotto" at the Playboy mansion
Make out with Keanu Reeves
Put my Cd's in alphabetical order
Get drunk with Courtney Love
Step on Katie Holmes feet
Learn to sail
Own 500 pairs of shoes
Direct my movie

DateDoc 07-26-2005 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydesignz
That's awesome! :thumbsup

It is the seeds you plant that provide you with the biggest harvest. I would find my life enriched by being able to help others out in such a magnanimous way.

Furious_Female 07-26-2005 07:55 PM

Get married, have kids, and travel around the country in a Winnebago or a tour bus!

PixeLs 07-26-2005 07:58 PM

Fuck Lindsay LOhan and Jessica Alba for for one night.

theking 07-26-2005 08:00 PM

Even though I have not done all that I thought I might do when I was a lad...I have done much of it and all of it that I intend to do. Death will be my next goal.

Damian_Maxcash 07-26-2005 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
Get married, have kids, and travel around the country in a Winnebago or a tour bus!

Thats cool.... Ill marry you and travel round the country in a Winnebago :upsidedow

The "kids" thing could be more complicated....

I dont suppose you look anything like Prince William do you ?

naugthygUrL 07-27-2005 01:42 AM

to have a healthy baby

Metalsound 07-27-2005 11:29 AM

1)._ Being rich
2)._ Own a plane
3)._ Sex with two lesbians (not girls)
4)._ Bang Carmen Elektra
5)._ Own a club
6)._ Surf for an year in Australia
7)._ Play soccer in the Arsenal
8)._ Travel to Sahara desert and then to the South Pole
9)._ Own a Ferrari

After a few of those I would like to find my soul mate, get married have kids and take care of them for the rest of my life.

loverboy 07-27-2005 12:00 PM

tour around the world with my beautiful wife
don't forget the 10 digit pocket money :)

:smokin

DWB 07-27-2005 12:04 PM

Orbit the earth.

Thomas1007 07-27-2005 12:06 PM

Visit Greece, Italy.
Blow my wad in Gwen Stephani's hot little face.
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Dalai lama 07-27-2005 12:07 PM

Make sure I leave my family in good shape that they can have a happy life in/from my money/real estate ect.

iwantchixx 07-27-2005 12:07 PM

Fly at least once (scared of flying)
have a 3some
own a muscle car that rattles the pavement :)
see my son have a family of his own.


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