You Ever Fuck A Chicken?
 

C'mon, be honest....

no but I fingered a giraffe

A chick (human female) with skinny legs and no ass is as close as I have come.

:helpme:1orglaugh

Only on days ending in Y...

I prefer to roast them

never fucked a chicken... I've choked the chicken, spanked the monkey and most notably freed the whales...

oh... you were referring to my skinny inny ex... yes then... fucked alot of chickens :firehairnever

You ever post a thread topic on GFY and just know, this is a subject everyone can relate to? Well, then you know how I feel about this; the chicken fucker topic. It's totally irresistable, and you know it! You HAVE to post a reply... unless you're a fag!

Not today.

does it count if it's just a frozen breast you heated up a little in the microwave ?

by this logic

i am replying

guess you were right :thumbsup

( <---- never fucked a chicken )

Chicken Head?

I went to an AA meeting many moons ago...

There was this guy who was talkin about it. He was havin a hard time dealing with it at the time. He was cryin and weepin about it. Goin on and on.

Then this other guy from across the room says "Did your chicken die?"

I'm like WTF and turned around to the guy and he just went nuts. Ballin even more.

No but I've fucked girls with chicken legs...

:1orglaugh

strangly enough I do have an old VHS with a scene of a guy fucking a chicken

some Swedish farm thing

just too weird for me...

Instantly reminded me of that news story about a woman leaving her husband after she came home to find him pleasuring a chicken, lol.

Yes. All the time.

It's my favorite choice!!!

yet you hold onto thre tape for "sentimental reasons" correct?

Just man up and fuck the god damn chicken already, get out of the fucking closet dude...

I only eat them.

Are you sure it was an AA meeting, and not a CFA meeting (chicken fuckers annonymous)?

that info is classified, and need to know only, eyes only

I've always prefered to eat them :pimp

rob zombie is a weird mutha :1orglaugh weird movie:thumbsup

Someday... who knows?

i see that coming like tv show

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

i love that movie - it's sick

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup
seems to be the best time spent with a chicken.

Never Fucked Chicken and Never Sucked A Cock
 

It was an accident, I swear... :Oh crap

http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.co...ownerotika.jpg

Accidental 3-ways don't count, right?

This thread is foul... :helpme

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:1orglaugh WOW! :1orglaugh

im about to fuck up a chicken now eat that is lol!!

Accident my ass!

You knew the chicken was in there!

C'mon, be honest...

no but i held one down as someone else slit its throat before dinner...

Reading your post, I immediately thought of Sarah Palin's turkey interview:



BTW, I visited an Aunt's dairy farm when I was a kid, where they also raised chickens, and it's true - chickens really can run around after their heads are cut off (pretty bizarre sight for a city kid)... :helpme

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The Fleshlight guys are getting nervous....

That is just so wrong!

Maybe it's just a weird meat thermometer?