Doctor Advise: EAT LOTS OF FAT
 

My mom's a doctor and she cooks with plenty of fat and salt. Yesterday I chastised her for it, telling her that she should set the example, but her reply made total sense:

"Eating unhealthy will kill you of a heart attack, and that's the best way to die: fast and relatively painlessly. On the other hand, if you take care of what you eat and you have a strong heart, you can die of cancer which hurts like hell or have a stroke and stay in bed as a vegetable for years. So, eat unhealthy and die a good death!"

I still won't stuff myself with fried foods but she does have a point!

sounds like your average obese person trying to rationalize their bad eating.

is she fat?

See this thread: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=938786


And yes, i'll settle for a heart attack! :1orglaugh

Sounds like the Atkins Diet to me.

healthy unsaturated fats, perhaps

no, she's about 136 lbs. Not fat at all. But she eats very unhealthy :P
She doesn't drink or smoke, though, so apparently she won't die of liver disease or cancer

Unhealthy food tastes really good! Unfortunately!

"Eating unhealthy will kill you of a heart attack, and that's the best way to die: fast and relatively painlessly. On the other hand, if you take care of what you eat and you have a strong heart, you can die of cancer which hurts like hell or have a stroke and stay in bed as a vegetable for years. So, eat unhealthy and die a good death!"

this is by far the dumbest shit someone can ever say
makes me think in general people are pretty stupid and if you believe this you are a total moron

She really does have a point...

Don't count on it. My mother never smoked and she will die of cancer in the near future.

It's 100% accurate. What part of it do you disagree with? Do you have a valid argument or are you just spouting off?

And for those of you who think that just obese people have high cholesterol and heart disease, think again.

I personally stick to the middle ground... I don't obsess about always eating healthy, but I remain aware of things that I consume which are probably not so good. There's times where willpower wins over cravings and I just walk away.

What about the direction that says eat healthy, live healthy, and live a healthy life and die peacefully in your bed?

My great grandmother smoked a little and she drank warm beer, nothing heavy, and cooked her own meals every day of her life. Lived on an Indian reservation, today we have no idea what poor is.

She died at 103, while taking a nap after cooking the family breakfast...

With all the ways to die in the media, it's good to know that people still die in peace.

i wasn't aware that heart attack = automatic death...eating unhealthy can also cause strokes.

omega 3-6-9 damn good time!

"So, eat unhealthy and die a good death!"

thats the line I was referring to
which is stupid talk...basically she is promoting unhealthy eating to have a good death?
no such thing as a good death, especially one that could of possibly been avoided from bad eating habits.

I won't disagree with the fact that she is a total moron!

oh and let me add
what a shitty fucking doctor

It's not that simple. Heart disease deaths are NOT ALL quick and painless. Strokes are a bitch.

Better solution: Fight the addiction to extra sugar, fats, and salt. I went on a no sugar, no fats, low salt diet--lost a shitload of weight QUICKLY. The hard part is turning it into a habit.

She's a doctor and she told her own son that line of bs? There are good fats to eat that your body actually needs but what she said sounds like a terrible excuse for an excuse.

fine, i did it right all the time

lol that's just the dumbest post of the day :1orglaugh

As if cancer is only caused by smoking and livers only go bust from alcohol.

I watched one family member die a long, terrifying, painful death from Parkinson's and one from breast cancer. I'd take a massive coronary any day.

There's definitely a moron in this thread but she isn't it.

if you eat 3 almonds a day you won't get cancer.

actually, your health is pretty much influenced by your diet. however, the medical doctors don't want you to know that. they don't make money when people are healthy. so they tell them to do whatever and fix the symptoms and not the cause of the problem.

eat what u want

what are u fucking stupid? why dont you go have a coronary today and just save yourself the trouble of possibly getting anything else

dumb ass

OMG...I agree that your diet is important for you health but really... "they don't want you to know that"? And the almond thing? Don't be stupid :1orglaugh

And if you kill yourself, you get to decide by yourself when you meet your maker.
But, suicide is a sin, so I decided not to do it.

yeah, im the stupid one.

have you ever heard of edgar cacye

http://www.edgarcayce.org/are/edgarcayce.aspx

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Cayce

you should read up on stuff. i have. this man was a prophet.

there are much smarter people than you or i. at least i know it when i see it.

Bacon bacon bacon!!!!

I take comfort in knowing that your death will likely be long and painful.

I'll be dead before I hit the floor. I win. :1orglaugh

I am not sure I ever truly comprehended your idiocy, for that I apologize.

Your mother is an idiot and should not be a doctor. Let's hope she can't pass on her thoughts to anyone and influence their lives.

Seriously, why do you keep making comments directed towards me? If I ever need a sub-par hosting reseller I will hit you up, otherwise kindly piss off, pops.

yes, its taste delicious, bad in our health, eat more ham

Seriously?

Atlantis? :1orglaugh

actually eating low in fats is one of the main causes of stroke.

I'm not saying I completely agree with my mom's philosophy but hey, she does have a point.

almonds are awesome, i eat them all the time. i highly doubt thats the kind of fat shes talking about though.

well if you end up diabetic your in for a whole other world of problems.

seriously. read about his visions. very well documented.