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CIVMatt 06-11-2010 07:45 AM

In this thread we think Soccer is boring
 
The World Cup happens every 4 years because that's how often someone scores, soccer sucks ass and is the most boring sport in the world to watch. For years now they've been trying to cram soccer down our throats trying to convince us it's the next big thing, but it never will be, Americans stop playing soccer in Elementary school and move onto more complex adult sports.

CDSmith 06-11-2010 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17237649)
The World Cup happens every 4 years because that's how often someone scores,

:1orglaugh

Best I hate soccer quote ever. :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 06-11-2010 07:46 AM

I was here...

Intrinsic 06-11-2010 07:48 AM

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Caligari 06-11-2010 07:50 AM

you've obviously never watch curling...

Vamos Uruguay!!

Chicks Delivery 06-11-2010 07:50 AM

Soccer is amazing! Best sport ever!

~Ray 06-11-2010 07:51 AM

if they made the field smaller, then it would not only force more action, but you could seat even more people in the stadium.

Intrinsic 06-11-2010 07:52 AM

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ottopottomouse 06-11-2010 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17237649)
Americans stop playing soccer in Elementary school and move onto more complex adult sports.

Yeah, like rounders :1orglaugh

I don't give a shit about football. I'm looking forward to nice empty roads while all the twats are busy watching it.

jimmy-3-way 06-11-2010 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17237649)
The World Cup happens every 4 years because that's how often someone scores, soccer sucks ass and is the most boring sport in the world to watch. For years now they've been trying to cram soccer down our throats trying to convince us it's the next big thing, but it never will be, Americans stop playing soccer in Elementary school and move onto more complex adult sports.

I will admin I'm proud to be a non-soccer watching American.

Fuck the big field and fuck the metric system (unless you're buying coke).

Chosen 06-11-2010 08:24 AM

I don't waste my time watching sports.
It's someoneelses game, all you do is sitting on the couch eat popcorn & drink beer...

punkpred 06-11-2010 08:26 AM

Don't you love the 2 n half hours of tv commercials during a American football game?! Now, thats fucking booooooring!

Pics Traffic 06-11-2010 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17237649)
Elementary school and move onto more complex adult sports.

Like NASCAR and Bowling.

I would like to see you run for 90 minutes.

Football aka soccer is the most popular sport in the world.

L-Pink 06-11-2010 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Slow Roosevelt (Post 17237794)

Football aka soccer is the most popular sport in the world.

That's because it's cheap to play.


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jimmy-3-way 06-11-2010 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Slow Roosevelt (Post 17237794)
Football aka soccer is the most popular sport in the world.

Islam is the most popular religion in the world and rice is the most popular food -- I'll stick with Jesus and apple pie, motherfucker.

Pics Traffic 06-11-2010 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17237820)
That's because it's cheap to play.


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So as ping pong or basketball. How come its not anywhere near?

Pics Traffic 06-11-2010 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17237821)
Islam is the most popular religion in the world and rice is the most popular food -- I'll stick with Jesus and apple pie, motherfucker.

You can eat turd burgers for all I care, it won;t change a thing for the rest of us, bitch.

jimmy-3-way 06-11-2010 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Slow Roosevelt (Post 17237836)
You can eat turd burgers for all I care, it won;t change a thing for the rest of us, bitch.

Not until we bomb the shit out of your soccer field with Predator drones.

O MARINA 06-11-2010 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17237821)
Islam is the most popular religion in the world and rice is the most popular food -- I'll stick with Jesus and apple pie, motherfucker.





Obviously many people are passionate about it, especially Europeans

Pics Traffic 06-11-2010 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17237838)
Not until we bomb the shit out of your soccer field with Predator drones.

We as in who? "you and someone else". STFU boardie bitch, you aren?t bombing anyone besides roaches in your rundown mobile home .

Pics Traffic 06-11-2010 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17237839)
Obviously many people are passionate about it, especially Europeans

He likes NASCAR. Talking about excitement. :1orglaugh

candyflip 06-11-2010 08:51 AM

Love playing. Hate watching.

jimmy-3-way 06-11-2010 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17237839)
Obviously many people are passionate about it, especially Europeans

Well maybe more Europeans would like NASCAR if gas wasn't $14 a liter over there.

ContentSHOOTER 06-11-2010 08:53 AM

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Coup 06-11-2010 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 17237649)
The World Cup happens every 4 years because that's how often someone scores, soccer sucks ass and is the most boring sport in the world to watch. For years now they've been trying to cram soccer down our throats trying to convince us it's the next big thing, but it never will be, Americans stop playing soccer in Elementary school and move onto more complex adult sports.

i'm down with this

Soccer is like watching grass grow. lol

Caligari 06-11-2010 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17237821)
Islam is the most popular religion in the world and rice is the most popular food -- I'll stick with Jesus and apple pie, motherfucker.

what? you want to stick that motherfucker jesus with an apple pie?:1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 06-11-2010 08:55 AM

Try to excite a European about baseball first

jimmy-3-way 06-11-2010 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17237871)
what? you want to stick that motherfucker jesus with an apple pie?:1orglaugh

Don't blaspheme - this is GFY, not a locker room!

scottybuzz 06-11-2010 08:57 AM

please don't hate on what you can't understand. It's embarrasing

Caligari 06-11-2010 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17237862)
Well maybe more Europeans would like NASCAR if gas wasn't $14 a liter over there.

maybe more Europeans would like NASCAR if they were drooling redneck morons.

jimmy-3-way 06-11-2010 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 17237877)
please don't hate on what you can't understand. It's embarrasing

A bunch of monobrows in polyester shirts kick a ball back and forth, only one guy can use his hands.

How complicated is it?

ottopottomouse 06-11-2010 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Slow Roosevelt (Post 17237794)
Football aka soccer is the most popular sport in the world.

Cricket must come quite close.

jimmy-3-way 06-11-2010 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17237885)
maybe more Europeans would like NASCAR if they were drooling redneck morons.

A little from column A, a little from column B.

CarlosTheGaucho 06-11-2010 08:59 AM

Btw. here's the reason why everyone in Europe loves soccer - every single boy out here played it

I've spent thousands of hours playing it and I love playing that, in this case of course I don't mind watching the pros neither, although I don't watch football for the past 8 years much, unless I really have no other way to spend two hours of time

The Truth Hurts 06-11-2010 09:00 AM

yay first game idiot fans make the game unwatchable with the volume up with annoying nonstop buzzing sound..
and it ends in a draw....
exciting..

Pics Traffic 06-11-2010 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17237885)
maybe more Europeans would like NASCAR if they were drooling redneck morons.

.. and got to have sex with their first cousins right after.

SpongeBub 06-11-2010 09:01 AM

Soccer is one of those sports that is fun to play but boring as hell to watch. Come to think of it, that describes all sports!

Caligari 06-11-2010 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17237875)
Don't blaspheme - this is GFY, not a locker room!

thats right the last thing you want to do on GFY is be blasphemous:1orglaugh


alright i see what you're doing...pretty good, had me going:winkwink:

Pics Traffic 06-11-2010 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17237892)
Cricket must come quite close.

Why? Cricket is nothing outside of ex-british colonies.

ottopottomouse 06-11-2010 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17237862)
Well maybe more Europeans would like NASCAR if gas wasn't $14 a liter over there.

Fuel price isn't really anything to do with whether people like motorsport plus I can only think of 1 oval track designed for it in the UK.


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