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What would you do if you saw this on the way to work ?
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I'd kiss the subway rails...
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Call BVF and let him know one of the locks on his cages back in the ghetto must have broke and one got loose.
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I'd give her $20 to put her clothes back on
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I'd run the other way screaming
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I would run. Man, she's nasty.
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I need a beer
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Keep on driving
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Order some bacon with those flapjacks..
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throw up
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push her in front of the train ?
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I'd sober up real fast, then toss bic razor at her
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there's no $$$ in porn
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run for the hills?
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I'd turn back and then phone in sick !
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Hmm
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I would say : "No, thanks."
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omfg the replies in this thread!!
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my eyes ... my eyessss
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Just toss a can of grape soda and watermelon in front of a moving train......
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I'd find a new job that didn't involve driving past Harry Hines Blvd.
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Where's my car so i can run over her
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Puke
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wow you guys and gayls are harsh. Nobody would do a vid ?
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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hahaha - that's a brilliant gif. gonna be seeing that a lot around here methinks.
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Maybe I would talk to her about what she wants.
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WINNING!
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i'd throw up a little in my mouth
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I am Amazing Content!
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nope....
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run away from that species.
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Call me crazy...but I'd try to fuck her.
And then an hour or so later I'd jerk off thinking about how I fucked her. A couple of hours later, I'd be back to trying to pick up girls to fuck. At the end of the day I'd fuck my old lady and remember earlier that day when I fucked the black girl in the subway while I came. Sorry guys. I like women and I like fucking. Not so sure about most men here on GFY. That girl isn't ugly. And if she were dressed up in a hot outfit that showed off that big round ass and she had her hair up and nice make-up on MAYBE some of you guys would whip out those thimble sized cocks of yours and attempt intercourse...or more likely you'd just post on a message board about how yet another girl just isn't good looking enough for a stud like you. heh-heh |
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LOL... holy shit this thread delivers... hilarious responses!
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