Paris Hilton Turns 30 ...Her $3,000 Birthday Cake Is Stolen (PICS) - GoFuckYourself.com

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-21-2011, 04:23 PM

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Paris Hilton's 30th birthday bash in Hollywood didn't turn out totally sweet: A party crasher named "Paz" swiped the star's extravagant birthday cake ? a $3,200 concoction with Lucid-brand absinthe mixed into the batter.

"Paz" bragged about the caper at length on a long Facebook note, "I crashed Paris Hilton's Birthday Party and Accidentally the Whole Cake."

"I woke up this morning with a birthday cake in my living room," wrote Paz. "It's big. It's red. It says 'Paris'. And its f------ delicious."

(According to his Facebook page, Paz is a Hollywood-based musician and a Yale University grad, who cites Tim McGraw, Kanye West and "Hollywood's most influential promoters" among his fans.)

As Paz explained, a well-connected pal named "Kevin" helped him sneak into Hilton's VIP bash. After "drinking heavily" at the six open bars and watching Hilton blow out the candles on her cake, Paz noticed "not a slice of frosted deliciousness has been served."

After conspiring with "Kevin" to steal the treat, Paz says he tricked the party's head of security and rushed the 70-pound cake into his pal's Nissan Maxima.

"I don't know WTF I'm going to do with it," Paz writes.

"It is very unfortunate that someone stole the cake from Paris' birthday party," said Jared Gurfein, CEO of Viridian Spirits (which makes Lucid absinthe, a key ingredient in the cake's batter) in a statement. "We had the cake designed especially for Paris with Lucid in the batter and a beautiful representation of Lucid's artwork on it, which she had requested to meet the Moulin Rouge theme of the party."

I wonder if "Kevin" is KB?

Here is the dude's Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/whoispaz

http://www.paz.fm/paris-hilton-cake/

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thickcash_amo · 02-21-2011, 04:26 PM

um...congrats to him?

RyuLion · 02-21-2011, 04:29 PM

Congratz to him...

Vendzilla · 02-21-2011, 04:32 PM

Is a cat going to jump out of the cake?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-21-2011, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Is a cat going to jump out of the cake?

Actually, I heard that Katy Perry was supposed to jump on the cake...

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~Ray · 02-21-2011, 04:45 PM

super losers spoil other people's fun

JFK · 02-21-2011, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray

super losers spoil other people's fun

agreed, charge the idiot with theft

Spunky · 02-21-2011, 04:51 PM

Poor lil rich girl

blackmonsters · 02-21-2011, 04:53 PM

I think Paris is kind of interesting.

However, I am officially tired of hearing about this lazy fucking no talent,
do nothing useless bitch.

It's not like she can sing or dance or even fuck good.

alias · 02-21-2011, 04:54 PM

Absinthe cake, pretty cool.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-21-2011, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray

super losers spoil other people's fun

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Originally Posted by JFK

agreed, charge the idiot with theft

First the idiot steals something worth $3,000, then dumbass brags about it online.

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Originally Posted by alias

Absinthe cake, pretty cool.

Well, I hope he gets $3,000 worth of publicity...

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fatfoo · 02-21-2011, 08:14 PM

She is thin. She would probably eat a small piece.

DEA - banned for life · 02-21-2011, 08:17 PM

great plublicity stunt..wonder how much the makers of lucid absynthe paid her

L-Pink · 02-21-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray

super losers spoil other people's fun

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Originally Posted by JFK

agreed, charge the idiot with theft

Grand theft at that.

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WiredGuy · 02-21-2011, 09:01 PM

Commit theft then brag about it on Facebook. This guy sure doesn't sound bright. Hope the publicity he gets from TMZ will offset the charges.
WG

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-21-2011, 09:05 PM

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martinsc · 02-21-2011, 09:58 PM

Socks · 02-21-2011, 10:28 PM

He also has a can of coke that he saw her drink from, and says he is NOT washing it. Ever.

taken300 · 02-21-2011, 10:35 PM

Lol!! klpd for PH.

Chosen · 02-21-2011, 10:56 PM

LMAO

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-22-2011, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

He also has a can of coke that he saw her drink from, and says he is NOT washing it. Ever.

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Antonio · 02-22-2011, 02:38 AM

well, you can't have your cake and eat it .... even if you are rich and spoiled

SomeCreep · 02-22-2011, 02:49 AM

paris hilton grosses me out so much

2012 · 02-22-2011, 02:53 AM

happy crack day

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-22-2011, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by 2012

happy crack day

Paris Hilton crack?

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mOrrI · 02-22-2011, 03:18 AM

Crack whores?! :P

2012 · 02-22-2011, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Paris Hilton crack?

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that ass ... quack quack cheeks

John-ACWM · 02-22-2011, 04:41 AM

Absinthe sounds good, I would have tasted that cake.

ottopottomouse · 02-22-2011, 07:44 AM

Big ornamental polystyrene 'cake' with no actual cake in it anyway.

Agent 488 · 02-22-2011, 08:08 AM

everyone knows paz now. good for him and fuck that whore.

Phoenix · 02-22-2011, 08:21 AM

i have a strong urge to buy Lucid brand absinthe ;)

CaptainHowdy · 02-22-2011, 08:22 AM

Ok .......

ShellShocked · 02-22-2011, 08:39 AM

He should have stolen the drugs. No one was going to eat at that party anyways!

u-Bob · 02-22-2011, 08:45 AM

stealing is bad!

Puremeds-J · 02-22-2011, 08:55 AM

The Heron · 02-22-2011, 09:46 AM

Good marketing by Lucid Absinthe to have someone 'steal' the cake otherwise nobody would have heard you could put absinthe in cake batter!

nikki99 · 02-22-2011, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Ok .......

ok ok ......

Tom_PM · 02-22-2011, 10:02 AM

That cake doesnt look like a 3200 dollar cake.. It's just 3 tiers of round cake with small decoration. Good mark up, congrats to the cake boss.

TurboAngel · 02-22-2011, 11:39 AM

That's a whole lota cake.

cooldude7 · 02-22-2011, 11:51 AM

i <3 u paris.

VikingMan · 02-22-2011, 12:18 PM

This was "cooked up" drama for Lucid absinthe publicity.

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