Using Extra Virgin Olive Oil as sexual lubricant..yes or no? - GoFuckYourself.com

DEA - banned for life · 03-16-2011, 11:48 AM

Ran out of real stuff last nite and the chick asked me if i had ANYTHING else we could use..the only thing i could think of was that half gallon jug of berio extra virgin olive oil i had in the kitchen..it worked great

comments suggestions and or opinoins anyone?

Vendzilla · 03-16-2011, 11:52 AM

For the next 2 years, you're going to get hard when you walk into the Olive Garden

L-Pink · 03-16-2011, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DEA

comments suggestions and or opinoins anyone?

Rub her genitals with some garlic first next time.

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czarina · 03-16-2011, 11:54 AM

you'll end up smelling like a salad.
Other than that, it's great for your skin

dicksman42 · 03-16-2011, 12:09 PM

I remember using bacon fat.I was with a girl at a friends house. We were both drunk and she wanted to get assfucked but it wasn't working.She told me to get some lube,I was going to go to the bathroom to look for something.There was a
cannister of bacon drippings on his stove so I handled my business......I fucked her for 10 years after that whenever I wanted

The Heron · 03-16-2011, 12:17 PM

Generally the bitch is wet as hell once she see's my cock, never needed any additional lube at least for vaginal sex...

undersoul · 03-16-2011, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

For the next 2 years, you're going to get hard when you walk into the Olive Garden

CaptainWolfy · 03-16-2011, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

you'll end up smelling like a salad.
Other than that, it's great for your skin

lol

_Richard_ · 03-16-2011, 02:01 PM

women generally come with their own production..

CurrentlySober · 03-16-2011, 02:06 PM

I use poo. Natures lube!

MaDalton · 03-16-2011, 02:07 PM

if you can't get her wet you should give it up anyways

Tom_PM · 03-16-2011, 02:09 PM

body glide? Or keg lube. A food safe lube. I've known people to use KY Jelly in place of Keg Lube, so the reverse should be true. Truly tap it, with keg lube. Buy now.

edit: it's used for the gaskets and seals in kegs btw. Not to slip the keg into anything

xNetworx · 03-16-2011, 02:11 PM

I've used it before. Don't be a pussy, it can only hurt the girl

BSleazy · 03-16-2011, 02:12 PM

What do you need lube for?

DaddyHalbucks · 03-16-2011, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dicksman42

I remember using bacon fat.I was with a girl at a friends house. We were both drunk and she wanted to get assfucked but it wasn't working.She told me to get some lube,I was going to go to the bathroom to look for something.There was a
cannister of bacon drippings on his stove so I handled my business......I fucked her for 10 years after that whenever I wanted

One of the best GFY posts of all time.

DEA - banned for life · 03-16-2011, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

if you can't get her wet you should give it up anyways

does your woman get wet in her browneye?..so far the ones i met dont

MaDalton · 03-16-2011, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA

does your woman get wet in her browneye?..so far the ones i met dont

invite her to Taco Bell first

TisMe · 03-16-2011, 05:34 PM

Whatever you do, don't use Crisco!!!

It's shortening

brassmonkey · 03-16-2011, 05:38 PM

yep works great. sure

03-16-2011, 05:45 PM

that stuffs GREAT for the skin!!
You can also rub it into your scalp and it will help with your hair!
as for sex. .. . i dunno. .

mafia_man · 03-16-2011, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

women generally come with their own production..

He's right. You're doing it wrong.

Spunky · 03-16-2011, 08:22 PM

Clear your throat and hork on it

Fob · 03-16-2011, 10:25 PM

ooh pretty good idea!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-16-2011, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Rub her genitals with some garlic first next time.

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A little shot of lemon juice, teaspoon of oregano, and a dash of slat/pepper and you can chew on some of the tastiest meatflaps around. stuff a couple kalamata olives up there to tongue out for a little extra gameplay and flavour....

fatfoo · 03-16-2011, 11:27 PM

Pour olive oil on your dick and let her lick and suck it. It is edible.

Antonio · 03-17-2011, 12:22 AM

great for sallad tossing I guess

cooldude7 · 03-17-2011, 01:21 AM

use saliva.

03-18-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

great for sallad tossing I guess

ohhhhhh, i see what you did there lmao!!

:1o rglaugh

pinkeyedjim · 03-18-2011, 10:54 AM

I mean didn't the ancient Greeks used to anoint their entire bodies in it? The ones that could afford that much olive oil, anyway. I kind of get turned on by the smell of olive oil.

03-18-2011, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkeyedjim

I mean didn't the ancient Greeks used to anoint their entire bodies in it? The ones that could afford that much olive oil, anyway. I kind of get turned on by the smell of olive oil.

yeah, something like that, i think the warriors used to get it as a reward for their bravery as it was so valuable. . .

HomerSimpson · 03-18-2011, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

women generally come with their own production..

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dicksman42 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 318	I remember using bacon fat.I was with a girl at a friends house. We were both drunk and she wanted to get assfucked but it wasn't working.She told me to get some lube,I was going to go to the bathroom to look for something.There was a cannister of bacon drippings on his stove so I handled my business......I fucked her for 10 years after that whenever I wanted

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pinkeyedjim Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Marietta, GA, USA Posts: 75	I mean didn't the ancient Greeks used to anoint their entire bodies in it? The ones that could afford that much olive oil, anyway. I kind of get turned on by the smell of olive oil.