An Easter Thread: What has gotten you laid the most? - GoFuckYourself.com

TripleXPrint · 04-24-2011, 10:19 AM

In your entire life, what is the one thing that has gotten you laid more than anything else? A nice car? Money? Drugs? Physique? Slutty friend? Alcohol? Great pick up lines? Intelligence? Chloroform?

What is that one thing in your life that has gotten you laid the most? It doesn't have to be straight to sex, so you can say your car because it opened up a dialogue that got you laid.

Amputate Your Head · 04-24-2011, 10:24 AM

My unparalleled good looks.

cherrylula · 04-24-2011, 10:26 AM

My vagina. Guys really like those things.

cherrylula · 04-24-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

My unparalleled good looks.

Yeah for us females, we don't even have to try that hard in the looks category. Got vag?

Chosen · 04-24-2011, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

My vagina. Guys really like those things.

CaptainHowdy · 04-24-2011, 10:31 AM

My unparalleled indifference towards them (men and "women") ...

TripleXPrint · 04-24-2011, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

My vagina. Guys really like those things.

Yeah, those are game changers for sure. I mean what would be the success rate difference between men and women if you use the pick up line, "Hey, lets go back to my place and fuck like rabid badgers.". All a woman has to do is grab a guy's junk and it's game on. Fat, ugly, smelly, or diseased...you're getting fucked. A man grabs a woman's crotch and people want to start talking about indecent touching and rape......

Juicy D. Links · 04-24-2011, 10:36 AM

my massive 5 inch penis

Fetish Gimp · 04-24-2011, 10:40 AM

My collection of wolf t-shirts.

SIK · 04-24-2011, 10:48 AM

I'm perfect 6'3 ft and 240 lbs, with monnies, a mercedes car and a kewl apartment since I was.. 22 years old (all self made before haters jump on it

).

Pick any of the list, and yes, my penis isn't listed

baddog · 04-24-2011, 10:55 AM

Probably putting myself in a 300:1 ratio of chicks to guys for 4.5 years.

V_RocKs · 04-24-2011, 10:57 AM

Pretending I am absolutely disinterested in a girl. Nothing draws them in like as good challenge. works remarkably well with porn chicks too. I believe it is similar to the tao of steve theory.

TripleXPrint · 04-24-2011, 11:04 AM

I would have to say my secret weapon is my sense of humor and the ability to cook. Those two things have gotten me laid more than anything else. Make a girl laugh and she feels comfortable. Then you invite her over for a meal you cook and the next thing you know, you're laying pipe faster than a Mexican with a tractor!

Picking the low hanging fruit comes in second.

CurrentlySober · 04-24-2011, 11:05 AM

poo

8char

Spunky · 04-24-2011, 11:07 AM

I flop my member on the table and say you can't handle it

spazlabz · 04-24-2011, 11:25 AM

my very twisted sense of humor and that I try to show women respect and pay attention to details. I am interested in women and it seems like they respond favorably to that whether I get trim or not I end up with lasting friendships

getting laid is nice though

ErectMedia · 04-24-2011, 11:31 AM

making them laugh, good sense of humor drops panties

redwhiteandblue · 04-24-2011, 11:37 AM

Turning gay.

Paul Markham · 04-24-2011, 11:40 AM

I gave up years ago trying figure out what it is that women find so irresistible about me.

Just glad what ever it is, I have it in bucket loads. LOL

redwhiteandblue · 04-24-2011, 11:46 AM

I thought you were begging for money on the other thread, Paul?

Zyber · 04-24-2011, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

I gave up years ago trying figure out what it is that women find so irresistible about me.

Just glad what ever it is, I have it in bucket loads. LOL

Magic!

TripleXPrint · 04-24-2011, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Turning gay.

The two easiest things to fuck: a recently divorced fat chick and a gay guy with low self esteem.

Poindexterity · 04-24-2011, 12:25 PM

my willingness to make a total ass out of myself.

redwhiteandblue · 04-24-2011, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

The two easiest things to fuck: a recently divorced fat chick and a gay guy with low self esteem.

But not at the same time (trust me I've tried).

MyCamProfile · 04-24-2011, 12:55 PM

Good look's. The shy, mysterious game.

fitzmulti · 04-24-2011, 02:17 PM

Validating their parking. ;-)

Kiopa_Matt · 04-24-2011, 02:21 PM

Simple. Empathy.

If you can easily understand them, and get on their level, you're going to stand out compared to the majority of people they meet. From there, it's easy.

SweetT · 04-24-2011, 08:23 PM

Confidence

--T

scuba steve · 04-24-2011, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

my massive 5 inch penis

i didn't know you were canadien...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-24-2011, 09:26 PM

ADG

Farang · 04-24-2011, 09:47 PM

Being lovely and insane

marlboroack · 04-24-2011, 09:59 PM

I guess it would be me being an astrologist, i always play Zodiac mind flirt with them telling them the truths about their selves and their own sexual fantasies. It always turns them on. Have never failed, and usually picks up another along to way.

bronco67 · 04-24-2011, 10:12 PM

Acting indifferent to sex will drive a girl crazy. Works much better than the aggressive approach.

charlie g · 04-24-2011, 10:52 PM

I have a large wart on the end of my tongue.

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN · 04-24-2011, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

Yeah for us females, we don't even have to try that hard in the looks category. Got vag?

There are some really nasty vagina's out there! I have passed on a few

MrMaxwell · 04-25-2011, 07:18 AM

Being direct, being straight, being honest, making women smile, having other lady friends, being busy, enjoying my alone time, spanking them, making them smile, not being an annoying idiot with a stupid voice, not playing video games, not watching football, not passing gas and laughing about it, being handsome, having a great smile

Things like that

J. Falcon · 04-25-2011, 07:30 AM

Throwing parties at my house when my parents were away you used to get me laid 100% of the time before I got married.

CaptainHowdy · 04-25-2011, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Being direct, being straight, being honest, making women smile, having other lady friends, being busy, enjoying my alone time, spanking them, making them smile, not being an annoying idiot with a stupid voice, not playing video games, not watching football, not passing gas and laughing about it, being handsome, having a great smile

Things like that

Overall, being delusional ...

96ukssob · 04-25-2011, 09:10 AM

"excuse me miss, I got my keys stuck in the back of my trunk, can you help me get them..."

The Heron · 04-25-2011, 09:15 AM

lots o luck

loreen · 04-25-2011, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Being direct, being straight, being honest, making women smile, having other lady friends, being busy, enjoying my alone time, spanking them, making them smile, not being an annoying idiot with a stupid voice, not playing video games, not watching football, not passing gas and laughing about it, being handsome, having a great smile

Things like that

Oh, Mister Maxwell!

Scott McD · 04-25-2011, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

HardlinkSells · 04-25-2011, 10:04 AM

I don't have much in this area. So I find a pot head in the bar, tell them I got a fat one, and they go smoke my ruthie joint.

or I bash them over the head and drag them with me.

bns666 · 04-25-2011, 10:49 AM

roofies and hard alcohol

amateurbfs · 04-25-2011, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by HardlinkSells

ruthie joint

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