Company Owners and Directors- SERIOUS QUESTION

[C H R I S]

Would you attend an intimate INVITE ONLY gathering at a secret location that featured Pool Parties during the day, targeted dinner meetings, and personal "business hookup" concierge service? Massive Parties in the evenings and 30-40 smoking hot bitches at you beckon call......

High End Hotel

Sort of like an elite gathering of porn proffesionals????

For those of you that attend shows, would this be appealing to you? Say a 60-70 room high end hotel, negotiated rates tha would blow you mind.....

Limit the attendees to "successful industry executives" and keep out the riff raff and the ones with six cameras.....

And no press..... well only selected press ..... but all photos from event would be screened.....


Thoughts?????????


No disrespect to the current tradeshow producers, this idea would not be a tradeshow but more of an elite gathering.....

try to steal this idea.... good luck,,,,,,

[ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Simple enough to do. Just price it out, the cream will rise to the top.

[the Shemp]

Originally Posted by C H R I S 3.0

not be a tradeshow but more of an elite gathering.....

i used to love those elite gatherings...

[C H R I S]

Yeah I remember that one.... wasnt it the one wizzo put on...redneck getaway or something?

[C H R I S]

I guess I'll have to wait til monday for any real answers on here...... as only douches surf gfy on saturday night.....

[sicone]

Well shit. Yesterday I was a child abuser and now I'm a douche. The things I learn from GFY.

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by sicone

Well shit. Yesterday I was a child abuser and now I'm a douche. The things I learn from GFY.

Hahahahha you beat you children???

Hey I am surfing to so I just called myself a douche too.... welcome to the club....

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by the Shemp

i used to love those elite gatherings...

LOL... I posted this thread to FB and your piucture came up as the thumbnail....how manykinds of awesome s that????

[fuzebox]

Don't these gatherings already happen?

[sicone]

According to that Sally Rand dude I'm a child abuser. My son might have a different view on things but he doesn't post here so I guess he can't share his thoughts.

I became a member of the douche club a few years back when I'm A Bro did their awards and I won. I still keep my award winning pic around for the fond memories.

[DWB]

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Don't these gatherings already happen?

Nope, not like this my friend. This is something completely new and innovative... imagine that??

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by DWB

Thats awesome dwb....im starting to really like you.

So your arguement is that a person who takes a job for asshole automatically becomes an asshole???

Diesnt add upbrother. I have nothing to do with .XXX.... we mutually agreed that it wasnt a good spot for me ... i am refreshed to be rid of the stress.

I'll visit you in thailand and buy you a drink..i go several times a year as my wife is thai....

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by sicone

According to that Sally Rand dude I'm a child abuser. My son might have a different view on things but he doesn't post here so I guess he can't share his thoughts.

I became a member of the douche club a few years back when I'm A Bro did their awards and I won. I still keep my award winning pic around for the fond memories.

Dude if you won the bromaster douche award hats off to you..thats an honor. Respect!

Bromaster honored me with frequent coverage of my antics @ tradeshows.. I wish I had saved those posts...cory if your listening i would love a return to bromance..... PLEAESE....

[TheSquealer]

Originally Posted by C H R I S 3.0

Thats awesome dwb....im starting to really like you.

So your arguement is that a person who takes a job for asshole automatically becomes an asshole???

Diesnt add upbrother. I have nothing to do with .XXX.... we mutually agreed that it wasnt a good spot for me ... i am refreshed to be rid of the stress.

I'll visit you in thailand and buy you a drink..i go several times a year as my wife is thai....

No, his argument (which is obvious to anyone with an IQ over 30), is that when you take a job with a company whose business plan is to destroy the adult industry entirely, then you're no longer welcome in the adult industry. Just because you left (i.e. were asked to leave because you are clearly a fucking idiot) after a couple weeks, making you one of the bigger douchebags in the history of douchebags, doesn't mean you somehow are capable of good decision making or that you are convincing anyone of any semblance of sound judgement on your part.

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

No, his argument (which is obvious to anyone with an IQ over 30), is that when you take a job with a company whose business plan is to destroy the adult industry entirely, then you're no longer welcome in the adult industry. Just because you left (i.e. were asked to leave because you are clearly a fucking idiot) after a couple weeks, making you one of the bigger douchebags in the history of douchebags, doesn't mean you somehow are capable of good decision making or that you are convincing anyone of any semblance of sound judgement on your part.

Your 2 cents is heard but honestly you have no idea what your talking about, WTF have you done for this industry.

I produced tradeshow for 5 years, put on parties, introduced countless people to business opps without askng for a dime. I have sold MILLIONS of dollars of traffic, media, sponsorships and advertising. I have committed myself to the industry that is like a dysfunctional family and never looked back.

What the fuckl have you done you little cunt. Dont you dare tell me that I am no longer a part of this industry you fucking douchebag. If i ever see you can tell me this to my face and I'll politely ask you to step outside and beat your douchebag ass. That is if I ever see you which i wont because you probably cant afford a plane ticket to go to a show much less a car or bicycle to go to the local 7-11 to buy yourself training pants so you dont shit your pants. Go back into your troll abasement in your mothers house and keep typing away because you are a keyboard warrior not even a man. Take that.

[C H R I S]

Oh and get out of my thread you useless tard. (squealer-douchebag).

:-)

[TheSquealer]

Originally Posted by C H R I S 3.0

Your 2 cents is heard but honestly you have no idea what your talking about, WTF have you done for this industry.

I produced tradeshow for 5 years, put on parties, introduced countless people to business opps without askng for a dime. I have sold MILLIONS of dollars of traffic, media, sponsorships and advertising. I have committed myself to the industry that is like a dysfunctional family and never looked back.

What the fuckl have you done you little cunt. Dont you dare tell me that I am no longer a part of this industry you fucking douchebag. If i ever see you can tell me this to my face and I'll politely ask you to step outside and beat your douchebag ass. That is if I ever see you which i wont because you probably cant afford a plane ticket to go to a show much less a car or bicycle to go to the local 7-11 to buy yourself training pants so you dont shit your pants. Go back into your troll abasement in your mothers house and keep typing away because you are a keyboard warrior not even a man. Take that.

haha.. a fake forum challenge to fight. The final refuge of a mentally weak and cornered idiot, left with no defensible argument. BOOOOORING!

Besides, I don't see that going too well for you. I have devoted much of my life to martial arts, boxing and kickboxing, run 5 miles a day and lift 4 days a week.. Also, i'd have to cycle off the test/deca/dbol just to lesson the chance of me ripping you in 1/2 on accident and thats not going to happen.

Anyway, the point is not what "I" have done. I'm not bragging. I never do. The point is what YOU have done. As we can see by your response... the truth hurts and I don't see that changing for you anytime soon no matter how many bro cocks you want to try suck around here or how much you want to romanticize ancient history.

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Don't these gatherings already happen?

That's what I was thinking....

[ilnjscb]

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Don't these gatherings already happen?

where? where?

[mikesouth]

Do I get a free press pass?

[BAKO]

We do that every year already

[TMM_John]

Yes. The direction of the current trade shows (with the exception of a couple) is completely wrong.

We've considered doing something similar although a bit more low key and only inviting NATS program operators. You mentioned parties twice in your post. Partying is great, but I'd much rather have a show more focused on business.

[2MuchMark]

An executive-only gathering with personal "business hookup" concierge service sounds like a great idea and is something I would definitely want to attend. The Pool & Parties are also a nice touch which makes the meetings double as a mini vacation. So far, so good.

Your use of the word "Bitches" and your calling of someone else a "Cunt" in this thread tells me you would clearly not be the person to put together anything like this. There are more than a few power-women in the industry I would love to do business with who would avoid your gathering simply because of the language you use. This wreaks of unprofessionalism from the very beginning, so count me out.

[v4 media]

Originally Posted by C H R I S 3.0

30-40 smoking hot bitches at you beckon call......

That's respectful to the women in this business that aren't content.
Those media buyers which your job involves sucking up to, a lot of them are women.

[Redrob]

ExpoMark

Companies meet chosen buyers which are flown in at no expense to them in a hot location like Maui for 3 days of private deal making.

Already happening.

[TBS_Andreas]

Originally Posted by C H R I S 3.0

Would you attend an intimate INVITE ONLY gathering at a secret location that featured Pool Parties during the day, targeted dinner meetings, and personal "business hookup" concierge service? Massive Parties in the evenings and 30-40 smoking hot bitches at you beckon call......

High End Hotel

Sort of like an elite gathering of porn proffesionals????

For those of you that attend shows, would this be appealing to you? Say a 60-70 room high end hotel, negotiated rates tha would blow you mind.....

Limit the attendees to "successful industry executives" and keep out the riff raff and the ones with six cameras.....

And no press..... well only selected press ..... but all photos from event would be screened.....


Thoughts?????????


No disrespect to the current tradeshow producers, this idea would not be a tradeshow but more of an elite gathering.....

try to steal this idea.... good luck,,,,,,

Not really an idea to steal... I have already been approched at the The Phoenix Forum 2010 ( 14 months ago) by various companies owners to hold such an event for the industry... might do it in 2013... stay tuned...

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by mikesouth

Do I get a free press pass?

yes Mike - I like you fucking style.... shit free room too.

[Mike Dutch]

finally a show I could attend

[AdultKing]

I'd like to hire you Chris, just to have the pleasure of giving you the sack.

Why would I attend something run by someone as disrespectful to people are you seem to be ? I'd need a pretty compelling reason to fly 20 hours to attend something, nothing you have said has come even close.

Last year a few select people met for a week on Samui, as I understand it about $12 mil changed hands in deals, but I'm sure you knew all about that as you are so switched on to this industry.

You seem to continuously boast about how fucking good you are, how connected you are, yet almost no big player outside the US - unless they come to GFY or have attended a tradeshow - has ever heard of you.

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by TBS_Andreas

Not really an idea to steal... I have already been approched at the The Phoenix Forum 2010 ( 14 months ago) by various companies owners to hold such an event for the industry... might do it in 2013... stay tuned...

2013 ... thats like a snail....

How about July... next month????????

I work fast.

And I apoloigize for my language, this is after all go fuck yourself.......

so in the spirit of the board - GFY... any of you haters can just fall back... Im on firw and you have NO idea my next moves...

[TBS_Andreas]

Originally Posted by C H R I S 3.0

2013 ... thats like a snail....

How about July... next month????????

I work fast.

And I apoloigize for my language, this is after all go fuck yourself.......

so in the spirit of the board - GFY... any of you haters can just fall back... Im on firw and you have NO idea my next moves...

Haven't received my invite yet

[TBS_Andreas]

Originally Posted by C H R I S 3.0

2013 ... thats like a snail....

How about July... next month????????

I work fast.

And I apoloigize for my language, this is after all go fuck yourself.......

so in the spirit of the board - GFY... any of you haters can just fall back... Im on firw and you have NO idea my next moves...

Sorry, got 4 shows to organize during 2012 ;)

[iamtam]

the problem would be if there was an elite gathering, you wouldn't be invited. so for you it would be a fail.

[TBS_Andreas]

Originally Posted by TMM_John

Yes. The direction of the current trade shows (with the exception of a couple) is completely wrong.

We've considered doing something similar although a bit more low key and only inviting NATS program operators. You mentioned parties twice in your post. Partying is great, but I'd much rather have a show more focused on business.

Hi John,

Please feel free to to let me know "the right direction". Please hit me up.

Thanks,
Andreas

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by TMM_John

Yes. The direction of the current trade shows (with the exception of a couple) is completely wrong.

Finally a company owner on a board of keyboard warriors and ass holes. John you know my style and how i work. When i say something gets done it gets done. Y=ou are not only invited but I'll give you na suite at cost so you can demo Nats. Expect VIP and yes there will be parties, but the venue is so chill youll also be able to do meetings in peace or use your suite to bring other company owners and meet. Mark your calendarm July 15, 16th - Vegas. Closed venue. Details will be released by Tuesday.

We've considered doing something similar although a bit more low key and only inviting NATS program operators. You mentioned parties twice in your post. Partying is great, but I'd much rather have a show more focused on business.

Originally Posted by **********

An executive-only gathering with personal "business hookup" concierge service sounds like a great idea and is something I would definitely want to attend. The Pool & Parties are also a nice touch which makes the meetings double as a mini vacation. So far, so good.

Your use of the word "Bitches" and your calling of someone else a "Cunt" in this thread tells me you would clearly not be the person to put together anything like this. There are more than a few power-women in the industry I would love to do business with who would avoid your gathering simply because of the language you use. This wreaks of unprofessionalism from the very beginning, so count me out.

You know what mark i respect you but you are the cheapest company owner in the business. You have some great people and a decent product, you just dont understand thbat it takes money to make money. And you should refund unhappy cusomers as i know there are quite a few unhappy clients. Nor hating just keeping it real. Respect.

And my language is a board persona, and reaction to some dick cheese keyboard warrior, I will be moire respectful even to trhoise who dont deserve any respect.

Have I fuckjed anyone over in my 15 year career?????? answer that and you'll see the truth here...

Originally Posted by v4 media

That's respectful to the women in this business that aren't content.
Those media buyers which your job involves sucking up to, a lot of them are women.

STFU - Nobody respects women, including talent more than me. Get off your high hose son.

Originally Posted by Redrob

ExpoMark

Companies meet chosen buyers which are flown in at no expense to them in a hot location like Maui for 3 days of private deal making.

Already happening.

Expomark is for ideocompanies and it is the best show around for ideo ompanies. Video and DVD are dead. Periood. Any ques5tions.

Originally Posted by TBS_Andreas

Not really an idea to steal... I have already been approched at the The Phoenix Forum 2010 ( 14 months ago) by various companies owners to hold such an event for the industry... might do it in 2013... stay tuned...

With all due rspect andreas ive heard your show is great but its basically a Processing conferenve. Things may have changed but i wouyld bet that 60% of youere attendess are in the Billing game. Am i wrong?

Originally Posted by AdultKing

I'd like to hire you Chris, just to have the pleasure of giving you the sack.

Why would I attend something run by someone as disrespectful to people are you seem to be ? I'd need a pretty compelling reason to fly 20 hours to attend something, nothing you have said has come even close.

Last year a few select people met for a week on Samui, as I understand it about $12 mil changed hands in deals, but I'm sure you knew all about that as you are so switched on to this industry.

You seem to continuously boast about how fucking good you are, how connected you are, yet almost no big player outside the US - unless they come to GFY or have attended a tradeshow - has ever heard of you.

suck my balls.. :-) and then gfy enough said -

Besides I dont plan on working for anymore douchebags, and honewstly thats what you sound like with your uniformed post. cheers man....your not invited ;-)

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by TBS_Andreas

Hi John,

Please feel free to to let me know "the right direction". Please hit me up.

Thanks,
Andreas

Seriously your jacking my thread.... dont be a douche andreas.

[boneprone]

Im down.

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by boneprone

Im down.

Your suite is comped, and 3 hookers, and an ounce of blow. See tyou julky 15th brother. Bring VINCE AND AH......

[TBS_Andreas]

Originally Posted by C H R I S 3.0

With all due rspect andreas ive heard your show is great but its basically a Processing conferenve. Things may have changed but i wouyld bet that 60% of youere attendess are in the Billing game. Am i wrong?

Yes, you are. With 28% affiliates/webmasters participating, it is highly unlikely that 60% of our attendees are billers. So please just check out our participants list (it is online on our website) before you spread obviously false statements.

Thanks!
Andreas

[marcop]

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Don't these gatherings already happen?

Yes, they do. I was recently gossiping with a porn girl who charges $2,500/hr for private services, and it seems these high-end parties--or whatever you want to call them--are popular with the well-heeled.

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by Mike Dutch

finally a show I could attend

Your room would be comped as well - you are straight pimp and actually have traffic and know how to convert. If you make the trip I will treat you like royalty, everything will be comped and I gaurantee you will do mad business.

Mark your calendar. July 15th and 16th

Offical details will be announced by my Media Partners on Tuesday.

Cheers...

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by TBS_Andreas

Yes, you are. With 28% affiliates/webmasters participating, it is highly unlikely that 60% of our attendees are billers. So please just check out our participants list (it is online on our website) before you spread obviously false statements.

Thanks!
Andreas

Then quit thread jacking andreas its bad form. with all due respect.

If you want to chat I can work out some sort of partnership where I promote your show to my elite crowd.

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by marcop

Yes, they do. I was recently gossiping with a porn girl who charges $2,500/hr for private services, and it seems these high-end parties--or whatever you want to call them--are popular with the well-heeled.

I dont promote prostitution..... if my girls want to bang a company owner that is their business - I wont be taking a cut of their money.

You guys think im serious yet?????

By the way - this is a no hater event,, haters need not apply. And when i say apply I am also serious. Attendees will go through a screening process to get qualiofied for attendance. As we are taking over an entire vegas resort there will be high security.. dont even try to crash this haters....

[Agent 488]

pimping out hookers is illegal in your state.

[AdultKing]

Originally Posted by Agent 488

pimping out hookers is illegal in your state.

So is snorting coke I imagine

[Agent 488]

only douchebags use "haters" in a non-ironic fashion ... guess you wont be going to your own event.

[amacontent]

How about doing a gathering at a couple of suites at Staples Center complete with meeting room and buffet during a KINGS game. You want classy There Ya go.

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by TBS_Andreas

Haven't received my invite yet

Nothing been announced yet... expect something on Tuesday :-)

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by TBS_Andreas

Yes, you are. With 28% affiliates/webmasters participating, it is highly unlikely that 60% of our attendees are billers. So please just check out our participants list (it is online on our website) before you spread obviously false statements.

Thanks!
Andreas

I didnt make a statement I asked a question.