Need advise on my new pet (pic) :( - GoFuckYourself.com

harvey · 07-03-2011, 05:11 PM

So I bought this new pet with the promise it would be always cheerful and ready to play as long as it's taken care of with massages, caressing and maybe some soft mild strokes, but it seems I don't know how to take care of it and it looks kinda sad and down. I asked my wife since she has more expertise on the subject, but nothing, still looking like you can see in the pic. Any advice?

I'd like my pet to look like this guy's one, no wonder he looks so proud and happy!

aztecboi2003 · 07-03-2011, 05:12 PM

Geo duck eww

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-03-2011, 05:15 PM

ADG

L-Pink · 07-03-2011, 05:17 PM

Damn, they're not black either .....

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harvey · 07-03-2011, 05:19 PM

I bought it from Juicy, maybe it's just stressed and old

beerptrol · 07-03-2011, 05:24 PM

Probably needs some Viagra. I'm sure Sally Rand can give you some of his, as it did wonders for his man clit

spazlabz · 07-03-2011, 05:33 PM

stroke it a few times and it will be right as rain

Spunky · 07-03-2011, 05:36 PM

The chicks will dig it

CaptainHowdy · 07-04-2011, 07:52 AM

seeandsee · 07-04-2011, 07:54 AM

what the fuck is that? :S

djroof · 07-04-2011, 08:03 AM

wtf??? new gremlin?

John-ACWM · 07-04-2011, 09:25 AM

Strange fellow.

Chosen · 07-04-2011, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz

stroke it a few times and it will be right as rain

What he said

L-Pink · 07-04-2011, 09:48 AM

Name him slinky.

ajrocks · 07-04-2011, 09:52 AM

Looks like a shot from a gay tube site.

cooldude7 · 07-04-2011, 10:17 AM

wtf is that ???

never seen one b4.,

MediaGuy · 07-04-2011, 10:27 AM

Failed pets make great meals. You've got a feast on your hands.

:D

martinsc · 07-04-2011, 10:38 AM

The Porn Nerd · 07-04-2011, 10:44 AM

This gives new meaning to the phrase "fuck a duck".

Harvey I am ashamed for you - I heard you were legendary when it came to pumping up poultry. Where's that disgust emotacon?

TheSquealer · 07-04-2011, 11:30 AM

why would you buy a 100 year old pet?

michael.kickass · 07-04-2011, 11:33 AM

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harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	Need advise on my new pet (pic) :( So I bought this new pet with the promise it would be always cheerful and ready to play as long as it's taken care of with massages, caressing and maybe some soft mild strokes, but it seems I don't know how to take care of it and it looks kinda sad and down. I asked my wife since she has more expertise on the subject, but nothing, still looking like you can see in the pic. Any advice? I'd like my pet to look like this guy's one, no wonder he looks so proud and happy! __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

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