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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Lets play a game - STRAIGHT UP !!!
OK, so GUESS WHATS on my kitchen table...
No Prizes - No Paypal - No Paxam... JUST FOR FUN.. Lets see if you can guess whats on my kitchen table in less than 200 posts? CLUE.. ITs NOT poo... ![]() |
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I am going to bed now (In THE UK) so gues away, and I will check back tommorow...
I took a pic of it on the table last night, and will post it if you guess, or dont guess.. But itspretty cool... Final clue? ALL AMERICANS will instantly recognise it... And I won it at a fairground... For 50 p $0.15 cent... BUT ITS HUGE@!!! |
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Totally Borked
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hang on you won something for 50p, which is worth 15c????
You were ripped off.
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Totally Borked
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A US Flag? You were definitely ripped off.
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Let's Get Paxumized!
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![]() as for my guess I'll go with a HUGE bag of Popcorn!!
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Likes Pie
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A big balloon?
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working on my tan
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A jumbo butt-plug?
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♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █
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No prize = no fun
![]() But I'll guess a plunger.
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working on my tan
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Fake Nick 1.0
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Your moms panties?
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uhhmmm................dust
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![]() Get back on whatever you were on before.
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A Paxam Debit Card.
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I need a beer
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A huge black strap on?
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teddy stuffed toy
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So fucking bland
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A goldfish?
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A stuffed animal that non-americans can't recognize.
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So Fucking Banananananas
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a big black vibrating dick!
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Closest so far, but non americans will recognise it... Its a 'classic' character
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Mickey Mouse!
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tiger or lion
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More recognisable as a cartoon character than that...
Anyway, I will post the answer in the next hour... |
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Roadrunner
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tiger from whinne the pooh
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OK, heres a clue...
In the cartoons, he and his best friend are always stoned and have the munchies... |
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bugs bunny
hello kitty super mario batman sponge bob square pants
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scooby doo
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Beavis and Butthead
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HAL 9000
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Beavis and Butthead
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HAL 9000
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fuck!!!!!
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just guessing... poo?
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aaaah, it's a cartoon! Winnie the Poo?
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WINNER WINNER - CHICKEN DINNER!!!
Congrats. You win absolutely fuck all, but well done anyway ! Here is 'Scooby' on my kitchen table!!! ![]() |
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fuck yes i win !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What did he win????
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Absolutely SWEET FUCK ALL
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congrats on guessing Scooby Poo!!!
and what did the right guess win?
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I'm not *really* gross man...
Yeah, I joke about poo, but I never actually post pics of it... |
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CurrentlySober has a new cuddle-buddy!!
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We are currently 'mating' as I type !
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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That's massive.
What was the game?
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Speaking truthfully... I cant even remember how I won it... Really, I cant...
I made a post about it on another board, so I will copy and paste the events of last night... The night was a blur, but the math of the cash in my pocket, simply dont add up... ![]() Quote:
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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3 drinks and you can't remember what happened. What were they - bottles of meths?
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