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V_RocKs · 08-10-2011, 01:18 PM

50 hanky poohs

digitalfantasies · 08-10-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sojproductions

I've got a good one! I once got blind drunk, took a girl home and in the morning went to the bathroom, there was a perfectly formed shit in the bath... I thought 'this has never happened before, dirty bitch shit in my bath!' She was hot but no way could I or would I see a girl again who took a dump in my bath, so I made excuses to take her home and get her the hell out of my place. 6 months later, I went out, got drunk, woke up in the morning - i'm all alone - another perfectly formed shit in the bath!! it was me all along!!

stephane76 · 08-10-2011, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I puked into the bathtub Friday night. Layed in my own puke water for an hour or so because I was too drunk to move. What a friggin mess.

Not sure why I always try to take a bath when I get really drunk. Maybe subconsciously trying to drown myself.

mamaliga · 08-10-2011, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

I will never forget, my first time in London, met 2 chicks in soho, went to their place, I was taking orlistat back then, I was drunk and I pooped in my shorts and I asked for bathroom and threw panties into the garbage I am sure girls noticed the next day

funny shit

GAMEFINEST · 08-10-2011, 09:49 PM

only when i get super shit faced drunk

thickcash_amo · 08-10-2011, 09:55 PM

I took Alli the weight loss drug a while back.....lets just say I lost a good skirt and had to do the shuffle walk at work.

CurrentlySober · 08-11-2011, 01:14 AM

Threads like this, keep me returning to gfy day after day...

What a truly delicious subject. I fully approve and think EVERYONE should shit themselves at least once in their lives...

Life is too short, not have a friend in your shorts... *At least once...

* = A Day...

CurrentlySober · 08-11-2011, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

I took Alli the weight loss drug a while back.....lets just say I lost a good skirt and had to do the shuffle walk at work.

Thats known in the trade, as the 'Alli-Oopps!'

VikingMan · 08-11-2011, 01:49 AM

I shit my pants in high school. My friend Howie made some nasty home made beer. I was "prairie dogging" it when I got out of his car. I only had about 30 ft to my front door and the bathroom was right inside the front door. I ran so fast and was pinching my buttcheeks but I could not help from sharting all over the inside of my pants. After I sharted I just let it all out. It was running out my pant leg and my friends were laughing their asses off. 15 minutes later they were all running to the bathroom. Absolutely disgusting memory. I hope your life is enriched now and remember the OP did ask the question and everyone else clicked on the thread so don't blame me.

scarlettcontent · 08-11-2011, 04:02 AM

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08-11-2011, 01:49 AM	#59
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,497	I shit my pants in high school. My friend Howie made some nasty home made beer. I was "prairie dogging" it when I got out of his car. I only had about 30 ft to my front door and the bathroom was right inside the front door. I ran so fast and was pinching my buttcheeks but I could not help from sharting all over the inside of my pants. After I sharted I just let it all out. It was running out my pant leg and my friends were laughing their asses off. 15 minutes later they were all running to the bathroom. Absolutely disgusting memory. I hope your life is enriched now and remember the OP did ask the question and everyone else clicked on the thread so don't blame me. Last edited by VikingMan; 08-11-2011 at 01:53 AM..

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08-10-2011, 01:18 PM	#51
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