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09-08-2011, 02:01 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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HELP!!! I just wet my bed... :(
Really... I was standing infront of the toilet, in the bathroom, about to have a wee...
But I lost control of my HUGE penis, and before I could stop myself, it 'snaked' round, out of the bathroom, across the hallway, and into my bedroom... !!! Hence why I ended up pissing on my bed...  I feel sure I am not the ONLY one on GFY with such an impressive manhood... So tell me fellow 'fire hose' owners... What do YOU do, when your 'Pants Python...' escapes it's zippered cage? |
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09-08-2011, 02:04 AM
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I thought you said you were really a hot chick? ;)
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09-08-2011, 02:11 AM
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I usually keep mine stuffed up my ass. When I need to pee I release him. One time I was busting and didn't quite manage to get it out in time and I inadvertently gave myself a hot piss enema.
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09-08-2011, 02:11 AM
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So Fucking What?
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You dont need a huge penis for that
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09-08-2011, 02:55 AM
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Is this real life? |
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09-08-2011, 03:40 AM
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You sound surprised by that - like you see it for the first time. Same here, but I get used to it's actions. Sometimes I let him to walk for itself - The first couple of months / that happened when I was in puberty / I had to run after him, because I was afraid that something wrong could happen to it - but then I found that it always, everytime is getting back to me. Sometimes it get's back with some dead pigeons ( probably got them on his way ) sometimes there are tire trails on it - as I said I get used to it. The worst part is when there are women around who claim that I might be a father to their children ( but how can I be a father to anyone's baby, if I was at home ) Once a month I see a blood stains over it - I don't need to know what could be the reason - it might be small animals, or it just passed by abattoir... who knows - thank God, I'm reasonable guy and leave the things as they are. When I go to the church I have to twine it around my waist so there won't be mishaps during the sermon. My wife's girlfriends asks her a lot : how do you marry such a fat guy ? - He's not fat - she claims - he's gifted. And the stupid sheeps don't get it. I don't care. So ... I completely understand you. |
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09-08-2011, 03:52 AM
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09-08-2011, 04:55 AM
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you are crazy and i like you
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09-08-2011, 06:04 AM
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09-08-2011, 07:37 AM
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Work Work Work
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 cool story!
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09-08-2011, 07:53 AM
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Your talking about piss now
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09-08-2011, 08:11 AM
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I'll tell you all about my trouser snake, CurrentlySober, if you'l FUCKING STOP STANDING ON IT!
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09-08-2011, 08:32 AM
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That is a real problem. I do not have a solution. You have to live with this.
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09-08-2011, 11:05 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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