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moeloubani · 09-09-2011, 08:35 AM

This is why the US can't risk actually fighting these guys in any way other than dropping bombs on them with unmanned drones.

LOL

u-Bob · 09-09-2011, 09:01 AM

the hug of death...

L-Pink · 09-09-2011, 09:02 AM

Yea, our nations soldiers are all scared pussies.

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marketsmart · 09-09-2011, 09:04 AM

you know why those rags make such good fighters?

because they aren't afraid to die..

thats what makes them so dangerous...

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V_RocKs · 09-09-2011, 09:05 AM

Exactly.

Rochard · 09-09-2011, 09:05 AM

God bless the US Marines!

JamesGw · 09-09-2011, 10:49 AM

Dude must've never taken a wrestling class. You are never supposed to post up on your arm like that. Dude also can't utilize his over or underhook correctly. I can't say I'm surprised at all by this result.

The Afghan looked like he had some wrestling experience.

The average marine won't stand a chance against someone with more than a year of real martial arts training in a hand to hand situation. He'll kill you real quick with a gun, though. I think that's all that matters.

seeandsee · 09-09-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

God bless the US Marines!

you know this "pic" (DONT SAY PIC OF THIS ART) is FAKE?

AzteK · 09-09-2011, 11:01 AM

haha broke this arm stupid dummy

porno jew · 09-09-2011, 11:04 AM

is their any terrorist you don't support?

Vendzilla · 09-09-2011, 11:07 AM

DBS.US · 09-09-2011, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by AzteK

haha broke this arm stupid dummy

Afghan ambush

PR_Glen · 09-09-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesGw

Dude must've never taken a wrestling class. You are never supposed to post up on your arm like that. Dude also can't utilize his over or underhook correctly. I can't say I'm surprised at all by this result.

The Afghan looked like he had some wrestling experience.

The average marine won't stand a chance against someone with more than a year of real martial arts training in a hand to hand situation. He'll kill you real quick with a gun, though. I think that's all that matters.

karate guys are trained for self defense, mostly against drunk guys in bars who's girls they have hit on and have to defend themselves. Soldiers are trained to kill and to survive under any extreme thrown at them. Comparing the two is idiocy.

roly · 09-09-2011, 11:18 AM

after him breaking it, the guy he was wrestling tries to bend it back into place, ouch!

JamesGw · 09-09-2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

karate guys are trained for self defense, mostly against drunk guys in bars who's girls they have hit on and have to defend themselves. Soldiers are trained to kill and to survive under any extreme thrown at them. Comparing the two is idiocy.

When did I mention karate at all? Please learn to read.

I was referring to martial arts in general. The one most applicable to this situation would have been wrestling or another form of clinch grappling, including Judo and Sumo. Greco Roman wrestling would have probably been the best. If the soldier was trained in Greco, he would have known to pummel for double underhooks or at least secure his whizzer properly.

My point was that most US marines are not competently trained in grappling or striking and will therefore get schooled by someone who is. They will, however, most likely kick the shit out of someone who is untrained (since they do have some training and are in better physical condition, generally.)

The reason I was comparing their training to someone who trains in martial arts is because it is relevant to the video in the OP. You know, the one where the marine gets taken down twice and isn't well-trained enough to know not to post up on his arm when being taken down? (and hence breaking it.)

Also, what does karate have to do with fighting drunk dudes in bars? Karate's one of the worst bar fight martial arts out there since it generally requires you to keep and strike from a distance - a luxury usually not afforded in bars. Muay Thai is a much better bar fighting art, since it focuses heavily on striking from the clinch.

That said, American Karate is a joke. It's still pretty good in the East, but still inferior to other striking arts like boxing and MT.

You can see Shogun's arm break here from a similar thing:

He was a phenomenal fighter, but didn't grow up wrestling and wasn't properly trained in it so he didn't know to not post up on his arm during a fall. Then again, he really should have learned it in BJJ. How to fall is one of the first things you learn.

BlackCrayon · 09-09-2011, 11:50 AM

well obviously people in third world countries are typically going to be stronger. they have to work with their bodies more, they have to be strong to survive.

_Richard_ · 09-09-2011, 01:08 PM

old injury maybe?

onedree · 09-09-2011, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

This is why the US can't risk actually fighting these guys in any way other than dropping bombs on them with unmanned drones.

LOL

I prefer Iraq ...
Let's see it from the eyes of our British allies :

and of course the United States peace makers :

papill0n · 09-09-2011, 02:39 PM

thanks for posting that propoganda dierdre you fucking muppet

the fucking irony of boasting about anything in Iraq while the 10th anniversay of sept 11th looms is lost on most people

Major (Tom) · 09-09-2011, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

This is why the US can't risk actually fighting these guys in any way other than dropping bombs on them with unmanned drones.

LOL

Thats's a Marine? I call that an embarrassment. He's no Marine.
ds

Mr Pheer · 09-09-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

This is why the US can't risk actually fighting these guys in any way other than dropping bombs on them with unmanned drones.

LOL

That was fucking awesome! Now post up a video of the average Afghan vs You. Would love to see that. Or the average Marine vs You.

Bryan G · 09-09-2011, 03:14 PM

Just curious how you know its an average afghan? You and your middle eastern shit. Here's a hint because you're always talking about Palestinians. No body in the middle east wants them. They are a bunch of dirty nomads.

onedree · 09-09-2011, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

thanks for posting that propoganda dierdre you fucking muppet

the fucking irony of boasting about anything in Iraq while the 10th anniversay of sept 11th looms is lost on most people

Did you enjoy the footage coward ?

God bless the United States ...

papill0n · 09-09-2011, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by onedree

Did you enjoy the footage coward ?

God bless the United States ...

coward? wow big words from some stupid bitch hiding behind her gun toting husband

ur fucking filth mole

papill0n · 09-09-2011, 05:19 PM

good idea to call me a coward while your posting a video of a coward in a billion dollar flying fortress obliterating a guy with a stick

not too bright heh

stick to being nothing, it's what youre good at

CyberHustler · 09-09-2011, 05:23 PM

lmao... that was an accident. and why were they grabbing his arm and moving it around all broken and shit?

My Pimp · 09-09-2011, 05:30 PM

This was an accident .

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-09-2011, 05:42 PM

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'Ha ha, I hit 'em': Top secret video showing U.S. helicopter pilots gunning down 12 civilians in Baghdad attack leaked online

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A secret video leaked on to the internet shows American soldiers laughing as a helicopter strike kills around a dozen civilians in Baghdad.

In the 17-minute black-and-white footage from an Apache helicopter gunsight, the crew can be heard discussing the carnage as if they were playing a video war game.
One soldier can even be heard shouting: 'Ha, ha, I hit 'em.' Another says: 'Look at those dead b******s.'

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WikiLeaks refused to say how it got the video of the attack in which two Iraqis working for Reuters international news agency were killed.

The shocking contents were being seen last night as a huge blow to President Obama's hopes of mending relations with the Arab world.

The video, confirmed as authentic by U.S. officials, offers a glimpse at the apparent coldness and arrogance of the Americans in two helicopters who opened fire on the unarmed civilians without any firm evidence that they were insurgents.

The chilling comments about shooting the civilians came after the helicopter raked a group of about eight men with a machine gun.

One man, believed to be Reuters driver Saeed Chmagh, 40, who later died, can then be seen crawling on the ground and a voice can be heard over the video urging the wounded man in his sights to pick up a gun so he can finish him off.

When a van pulled up in what appeared to be an attempt to get the shooting victim to hospital, a second helicopter opened fire.

The Americans later discovered two children in the van had been injured. Reuters photographer Namir Noor-Eldeen, 22, was also killed. The Reuters men were hit because their cameras were mistakenly identified as guns.

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Victim: Reuters photographer Namir Noor-Eldeen, 22, died in the attack. He was covering a story about weightlifting at the time

Namir and the others killed in this unprovoked attack will not be going home - their lives are ended, the lives of their loved ones, shattered.

Diedree, I sincerely hope that your husband and most of the US troops in Afghanistan and Iraq are brought home soon.

Peace and Love,

ADG (US Navy, 6 years)

blackmonsters · 09-09-2011, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by onedree

Did you enjoy the footage coward ?

God bless the United States ...

Hi dude!

curtisphoto · 09-11-2011, 06:36 AM

did you see his face when it was unfuzzed? That was an asian guy in a judo gi, I highly dought it was an afghan. It was probably a martial arts seminar they were receiving from an expert.

SpicyM · 09-11-2011, 06:44 AM

They call it "war" ..while its just a terrorist hunt. Most "soldiers" they are fighting against are small skinny guys with old AK-47 and limmited ammo who learned how to fire the gun on their backyards.

_Richard_ · 09-13-2011, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by onedree

Did you enjoy the footage coward ?

God bless the United States ...

isn't this the footage of the civilians being killed?

09-09-2011, 08:35 AM	#1
moeloubani Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 4,235	Average Afghan vs US Marine This is why the US can't risk actually fighting these guys in any way other than dropping bombs on them with unmanned drones. LOL

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09-09-2011, 10:49 AM	#7
JamesGw Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,237	Dude must've never taken a wrestling class. You are never supposed to post up on your arm like that. Dude also can't utilize his over or underhook correctly. I can't say I'm surprised at all by this result. The Afghan looked like he had some wrestling experience. The average marine won't stand a chance against someone with more than a year of real martial arts training in a hand to hand situation. He'll kill you real quick with a gun, though. I think that's all that matters. __________________ Giggles.com has a huge selection of sex toys. Need backlinks? Ask to guest post on our adult blog.

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BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	well obviously people in third world countries are typically going to be stronger. they have to work with their bodies more, they have to be strong to survive. __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Yea, our nations soldiers are all scared pussies. .

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marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	you know why those rags make such good fighters? because they aren't afraid to die.. thats what makes them so dangerous... .

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V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,406	Exactly.

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AzteK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Northern Cali, USA Posts: 3,443	haha broke this arm stupid dummy

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porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	is their any terrorist you don't support?

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roly Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,844	after him breaking it, the guy he was wrestling tries to bend it back into place, ouch!

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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	old injury maybe?

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papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	thanks for posting that propoganda dierdre you fucking muppet the fucking irony of boasting about anything in Iraq while the 10th anniversay of sept 11th looms is lost on most people Last edited by papill0n; 09-09-2011 at 02:42 PM..

09-09-2011, 03:14 PM	#22
Bryan G Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,338	Just curious how you know its an average afghan? You and your middle eastern shit. Here's a hint because you're always talking about Palestinians. No body in the middle east wants them. They are a bunch of dirty nomads. __________________ Bryan skype: bryan.glass3 \| ICQ 302999591

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papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	good idea to call me a coward while your posting a video of a coward in a billion dollar flying fortress obliterating a guy with a stick not too bright heh stick to being nothing, it's what youre good at

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CyberHustler Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,745	lmao... that was an accident. and why were they grabbing his arm and moving it around all broken and shit?

09-09-2011, 05:30 PM	#27
My Pimp Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,201	This was an accident .

09-11-2011, 06:36 AM	#30
curtisphoto Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 17	did you see his face when it was unfuzzed? That was an asian guy in a judo gi, I highly dought it was an afghan. It was probably a martial arts seminar they were receiving from an expert.

09-11-2011, 06:44 AM	#31
SpicyM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,544	They call it "war" ..while its just a terrorist hunt. Most "soldiers" they are fighting against are small skinny guys with old AK-47 and limmited ammo who learned how to fire the gun on their backyards.