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EddyTheDog · 09-24-2011, 04:58 PM

I found someone that can sleep more than me!!

My new flatmate has been asleep for 36 hours. I go and prod her every 12 hours or so to check she is alive....

I just took her some water as I'm affraid she will dehydrate.

Good job I didn't ask her to move in for her company.

CyberHustler · 09-24-2011, 05:02 PM

Sleeping for 36 hours? Call an ambulance.

Mutt · 09-24-2011, 05:03 PM

wish i could do that - the only time i can sleep over 10 hours is if it's alcohol related and lots of it.

i have some inner alarm that forces me up between 6-8 hours - when i was younger i could ignore it and go back to sleep. not anymore, i try to go back to sleep but it's pointless, i just lay there and minute by minute i get more awake.

Mutt · 09-24-2011, 05:06 PM

what was she doing before she slept for 36 hours? how many hours had she been awake for before going to sleep?

you're probably exaggerating - 36 hours sleeping means something wrong, like depression or some physical illness.

EddyTheDog · 09-24-2011, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

what was she doing before she slept for 36 hours? how many hours had she been awake for before going to sleep?

you're probably exaggerating - 36 hours sleeping means something wrong, like depression or some physical illness.

She had done a double shift (16 hrs) and then gone on to a club - I suspect there may have been a little artificial assistance to keep her awake and she has crashed big time.....

L-Pink · 09-24-2011, 05:17 PM

In the future use less Rohypnol.

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Spunky · 09-24-2011, 05:34 PM

I'm lucky if I get 4 hours,damn

Dubya · 09-24-2011, 05:35 PM

why not finger her and take pictures while she's out?

EddyTheDog · 09-24-2011, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dubya

why not finger her and take pictures while she's out?

Sexually assaulting my flat mate while she sleeps is not realy my style - Wrong sex anyway...

EukerVoorn · 09-24-2011, 06:03 PM

Human toiletting sells pretty well too.

digitalfantasies · 09-24-2011, 06:22 PM

only 36 hours??? I sleep more than that every night!

Jakez · 09-24-2011, 06:59 PM

How many pills did she pop?

EddyTheDog · 09-24-2011, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

How many pills did she pop?

I was starting to wonder if it was a problem TBH - Then 10 mins ago she staggered to the fridge and knocked back a litre of OJ.

Oh to be young again....

campimp · 09-24-2011, 08:19 PM

coke + ecstasy = good time

Mr Pheer · 09-24-2011, 09:00 PM

Do you enjoy prodding her every 12 hours?

halfpint · 09-25-2011, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dubya

why not finger her and take pictures while she's out?

BIGTYMER · 09-25-2011, 02:42 AM

Soma + vicodin + Valium and I'll be out for a good day.

Somacoma

EddyTheDog · 09-25-2011, 02:49 AM

Its amazing - she got up and sat on the sofa for 5 mins talking fine, then took the remote and flicked channels for while - Then she fell asleep again!!!

Its not normal...

neak · 09-25-2011, 02:58 AM

Says something about your company.

EddyTheDog · 09-25-2011, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by neak

Says something about your company.

lol - I was waiting for that....

I am a 14 stone Valium!!!

Edit> Do you think I should not of mentioned my overnight problems importing a 50+ MB DB into a MySQL database to a crap server and solving it by loading it locally and splitting it?

She looked interested, just before she passed out again...

seeandsee · 09-25-2011, 03:13 AM

i have friend who had 24 hour sleep session, but this is crazy

prezzz · 09-25-2011, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Do you think I should not of mentioned my overnight problems importing a 50+ MB DB into a MySQL database to a crap server and solving it by loading it locally and splitting it?

She looked interested, just before she passed out again...

No, the MySQL pickup lines are always the best.

cooldude7 · 09-25-2011, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

wish i could do that - the only time i can sleep over 10 hours is if it's alcohol related and lots of it.

i have some inner alarm that forces me up between 6-8 hours - when i was younger i could ignore it and go back to sleep. not anymore, i try to go back to sleep but it's pointless, i just lay there and minute by minute i get more awake.

yepp, i also have that, sometimes i think somethink is wrong with me., but it forces from inside, to wake up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya

why not finger her and take pictures while she's out?

you sick bastard :P j/k.,

anyways., how can someone stop their poop for 36 hours damn, thats a lot of time.,

camperjohn64 · 09-25-2011, 09:40 AM

I had a roommate that would sleep 18 hours a day, for the entire 5 months he was my roommate. Seriously. He was ALWAYS asleep when I went to work, when I got home, when I woke up.

I can't imagine missing out in life like that. I mean it's like falling asleep and waking up to where everyone has personal robots, flying cars, and tube sites have all free porn.

martinsc · 09-25-2011, 09:47 AM

damn... that's a lot of sleep.....

Chosen · 09-25-2011, 10:04 AM

I never slept that much

Jon Oso · 09-25-2011, 10:11 AM

Something is seriously wrong with her. All joking aside if you're not trolling you need to take her to a hospital. After going two solid weeks without sunlight, anything resembling nutritious food, and only sleeping maybe 15 minutes here and there if I was lucky, combined with the stress of being confined to a 1200 sq ft building, loud music and "escorts" I only slept for 24 hours and even then I woke up about halfway through to take a piss, eat and drink something and go back to bed.

Working a 16 hour shift and partying for a few hours isn't going to knock her out for a day and a half or longer.

WTFBucks · 09-26-2011, 03:37 AM

So almost two days asleep... Daaamn

John-ACWM · 09-26-2011, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I go and prod her every 12 hours or so to check she is alive....

will76 · 09-26-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I finally did it...

What, made a new fake nick after being permanently banned from GFY?

How's going Damian (MaxCash).

Little gay wanker.

Roald · 09-26-2011, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Dubya

why not finger her and take pictures while she's out?

Hahahahaha

2intense · 09-26-2011, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya

why not finger her and take pictures while she's out?

will76 · 09-26-2011, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya

why not finger her and take pictures while she's out?

Because Damian is gay... If it was a dude, I am sure he would be happy to end up with a shit finger.

ArsewithClass · 09-26-2011, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Sexually assaulting my flat mate while she sleeps is not realy my style - Wrong sex anyway...

She wouldnt call it sexual assault if she enjoys it

lazycash · 09-26-2011, 07:45 PM

What happened to your live in boyfriend Damian?

woj · 09-26-2011, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

In the future use less Rohypnol.

.

no kidding, damn amateurs...

DamianJ · 09-27-2011, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

She wouldnt call it sexual assault if she enjoys it

No wonder you're making rape jokes... Didn't Epoch stop processing for you because you had rape on your site?

Sick fuck.

CurrentlySober · 09-27-2011, 02:11 AM

i cant afford to go to sleep...

prezzz · 09-27-2011, 03:23 AM

Any updates? ;)

09-24-2011, 04:58 PM	#1
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,040	I finally did it.... I found someone that can sleep more than me!! My new flatmate has been asleep for 36 hours. I go and prod her every 12 hours or so to check she is alive.... I just took her some water as I'm affraid she will dehydrate. Good job I didn't ask her to move in for her company. __________________ - Chaturbate Script - https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...er-issues.html - Now supports White Labels

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	wish i could do that - the only time i can sleep over 10 hours is if it's alcohol related and lots of it. i have some inner alarm that forces me up between 6-8 hours - when i was younger i could ignore it and go back to sleep. not anymore, i try to go back to sleep but it's pointless, i just lay there and minute by minute i get more awake. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	what was she doing before she slept for 36 hours? how many hours had she been awake for before going to sleep? you're probably exaggerating - 36 hours sleeping means something wrong, like depression or some physical illness. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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