32 sales not counted for in ccbill today? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jack Sparrow · 10-25-2011, 12:23 PM

Posted this in another thread but here goes:

Todays sales, up untill this minute exactly 35 sales, 1 refund, 2 expired subscriptions.

Thats the sales count from the automated emails i get from the ccbill system.

When i check the stats in the ccbill admin area: 2 sales, 1 refund.

Now i can understand there is a little delay, but not THIS much. Not real time fine, but theres something way off.

32 sales delay in 12 hours time? Anyone else experiencing the same?

Note: NO DRAMA intended.. I still love ccbill (for now) and they nornally get me a solution ir explanation real fast.

porno jew · 10-25-2011, 12:25 PM

everyone has the to pay the rent.

Phoenix · 10-25-2011, 12:28 PM

congrats on getting 35 sales today ;)

BFT3K · 10-25-2011, 12:28 PM

When you called them directly, before posting on GFY, what did they tell you?

Jack Sparrow · 10-25-2011, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

everyone has the right to pay the rent.

Think i fixed this for ya

?

EDepth · 10-25-2011, 12:33 PM

-did you look up transactions for today instead of looking at quick stats when you login?
-are the emails actually dated today for the date of the subscription or are they old emails that just got lost and sent now?

BiggleJones · 10-25-2011, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

When you called them directly, before posting on GFY, what did they tell you?

KillerK · 10-25-2011, 12:58 PM

They are probably 1 per day since that's all the sales you get, spread out over the last year.

Just Alex · 10-25-2011, 01:05 PM

Those are real sales or imaginary much like everything else in your life?

B.Barnato · 10-25-2011, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Those are real sales or imaginary much like everything else in your life?

Counting imaginary sales is definitely not the responsibility of ccbill.

Fat Panda · 10-25-2011, 01:28 PM

ccbill's 1990s stats interface is a fucking joke

Bladewire · 10-25-2011, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SAC

ccbill's 1990s stats interface is a fucking joke

Your site looks great! May I ask who the designer is?

martinsc · 10-25-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

When you called them directly, before posting on GFY, what did they tell you?

Jack Sparrow · 10-25-2011, 02:18 PM

Problem solved!
Thank you all for trolling this thread to the top

/thread closed.

epitome · 10-25-2011, 02:21 PM

The problem was he marked his single sale email unread 35 times and got confused.

Just Alex · 10-25-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Problem solved!
Thank you all for trolling this thread to the top

/thread closed.

Let me guess, it was Marco who generated report this morning and left it on your executive desk just to confuse and disrupt his SEO from busy schedule?

TeenCat · 10-25-2011, 02:31 PM

lucky you, i am still without answer ...

SwirlsGirl · 10-25-2011, 02:45 PM

connect the dots.... multiple missing denial emails, missing sale credits, missing webmaster referals, missing current form data....

sum total of complaints = "let me take a look at your account and see if anything is wrong"

"checked out your account and everything is working fine"

epitome · 10-25-2011, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

connect the dots.... multiple missing denial emails, missing sale credits, missing webmaster referals, missing current form data....

sum total of complaints = "let me take a look at your account and see if anything is wrong"

"checked out your account and everything is working fine"

I hope they drop you just so I don't have to read your posts anymore. Your site is shit and that is why you don't make sales.

Bladewire · 10-25-2011, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

connect the dots.... multiple missing denial emails, missing sale credits, missing webmaster referals, missing current form data....

sum total of complaints = "let me take a look at your account and see if anything is wrong"

"checked out your account and everything is working fine"

Between last Friday and after Halloween is typically the slowest time before things pick up during the holidays. People are going to weekend Halloween parties, spending their money on costumes, and getting laid

Oh and regarding you post above. To avoid paranoia cross reference your password file with sales and you'll know without a doubt that people are not being given access to your site without paying for it first (unless they are password sharing). Many simple ways to make sure you are not being cheated by any processor.

Jarmusch · 10-25-2011, 02:53 PM

Their private jet needed fuel.

SwirlsGirl · 10-25-2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I hope they drop you just so I don't have to read your posts anymore. Your site is shit and that is why you don't make sales.

Hey keep hoping for them to "drop" me dumbass....they work for me...not the other way around...

I make sales just fine ask zomabaio!

By the way your mama emailed me and wanted me to extend her subscription... I told her only if she slaps you with her veiny black rubber dildo

TeenCat · 10-25-2011, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

By the way your mama emailed me and wanted me to extend her subscription... I told her only if she slaps you with her veiny black rubber dildo

oooh lol lol

epitome · 10-25-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

Hey keep hoping for them to "drop" me dumbass....they work for me...not the other way around...

I make sales just fine ask zomabaio!

By the way your mama emailed me and wanted me to extend her subscription... I told her only if she slaps you with her veiny black rubber dildo

My Mom isn't a filthy baltimore whore like you. She just called me to say you're a disgrace to our hometown.

SwirlsGirl · 10-25-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Between last Friday and after Halloween is typically the slowest time before things pick up during the holidays. People are going to weekend Halloween parties, spending their money on costumes, and getting laid

Oh and regarding you post above. To avoid paranoia cross reference your password file with sales and you'll know without a doubt that people are not being given access to your site without paying for it first (unless they are password sharing). Many simple ways to make sure you are not being cheated by any processor.

You know what I hear what you are saying and I respect your efforts, but I think sometimes we get a little naive about what millionaires have and will do to hold on to a lifestyle...

Strange stats, slow stats, impossible stats, vague ambiguous answers to sharp direct questions normally suggest there is more to try and understand...

stealing logins and passwords would be a waste, and would not yield much for any ireputable billing company to try and steal

SwirlsGirl · 10-25-2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

My Mom isn't a filthy baltimore whore like you. She just called me to say you're a disgrace to our hometown.

Excellent glad the bitch follows my work, tell her to let me know I can see that she gets turned into what it is she really wishes to be

Damn I should know better...these guys really know how to try and casually shift the focus and attention with their lousy keyboard insults

epitome · 10-25-2011, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

You know what I hear what you are saying and I respect your efforts, but I think sometimes we get a little naive about what millionaires have and will do to hold on to a lifestyle...

Strange stats, slow stats, impossible stats, vague ambiguous answers to sharp direct questions normally suggest there is more to try and understand...

stealing logins and passwords would be a waste, and would not yield much for any ireputable billing company to try and steal

And now it is a conspiracy? No wonder you can't get out of Dundalk or South Baltimore or whatever shit hole I remember reading you live in.

Spend less time on the keyboard and more time on the treadmill and maybe sales will go up?

epitome · 10-25-2011, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

Excellent glad the bitch follows my work, tell her to let me know I can see that she gets turned into what it is she really wishes to be

Damn I should know better...these guys really know how to try and casually shift the focus and attention with their lousy keyboard insults

She would have to take a lot of steps back in life to be as low as you.

wehateporn · 10-25-2011, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

By the way your mama emailed me and wanted me to extend her subscription... I told her only if she slaps you with her veiny black rubber dildo

Bladewire · 10-25-2011, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

Excellent glad the bitch follows my work, tell her to let me know I can see that she gets turned into what it is she really wishes to be Damn I should know better...these guys really know how to try and casually shift the focus and attention with their lousy keyboard insults

Momma you ok? Yes son, BTW my flight got delayed
and I can't find my earing. I gotta get off the phone
sweetie something just came up!

patavax · 10-25-2011, 03:12 PM

Today is such a day... I am at 1:10000 (yes: UNIQUES) now. Not only CCBill (80% of my traffic goes to CCBill sites) and yes also for NATS programs I am at 1:7000 now but there's something weird going on. I really don't understand. In 6 years I have never seen such ratios. The more traffic I have the less I have in revenue...

Jack Sparrow · 10-25-2011, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Let me guess, it was Marco who generated report this morning and left it on your executive desk just to confuse and disrupt his SEO from busy schedule?

Funny how you dont know the difference between seo and ceo haha. Guess they dont have those at the burgerflipping place you work for

Just Alex · 10-25-2011, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Funny how you dont know the difference between seo and ceo haha. Guess they dont have those at the burgerflipping place you work for

Im so sorry Pipo, this changes everything. You're no longer a delusional clown, but real deal

Jack Sparrow · 10-25-2011, 03:53 PM

Thats ok bro. Fakenicks like yourself have a lot to learn, thats why biz people like me are here

anexsia · 10-25-2011, 03:56 PM

This thread is full of win, spit out my coffee a few times.

Supz · 10-25-2011, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Your site looks great! May I ask who the designer is?

I see what you did there...

Just Alex · 10-25-2011, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Thats ok bro. Fakenicks like yourself have a lot to learn, thats why biz people like me are here

I sure do. Out of all people on this board its you, Bro Media, Marco and Eastwood that get everyone's attention. You guys are the real deal

epitome · 10-25-2011, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Momma you ok? Yes son, BTW my flight got delayed
and I can't find my earing. I gotta get off the phone
sweetie something just came up!

If you could read you'd know she met him since she missed her flight and had to spend a few hours extra at the airport, thereby ending up on his flight. Unless he arrived at the airport five hours early for his flight you make no sense.

Edit: ew, is that the girl whose site it is? Even that guy is afraid to show his face.

icymelon · 10-25-2011, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Their private jet needed fuel.

Did they buy that from Chris Malack?

garce · 10-25-2011, 04:20 PM

C'mon, Jack - don't hold out. Tell us what's in the basket?

Jack Sparrow · 10-25-2011, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

I sure do. Out of all people on this board its you, Bro Media, Marco and Eastwood that get everyone's attention. You guys are the real deal

Coming from someone who got several of his nicknames banned by me and has to post under a fakenick and hide his identity: epic !! Loooooooooool

FlexxAeon · 10-25-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

jimmycooper · 10-25-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

She would have to take a lot of steps back in life to be as low as you.

tonyparra · 10-25-2011, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SwirlsGirl

Hey keep hoping for them to "drop" me dumbass....they work for me...not the other way around...

I make sales just fine ask zomabaio!

By the way your mama emailed me and wanted me to extend her subscription... I told her only if she slaps you with her veiny black rubber dildo

dayumm thats rough playa

Just Alex · 10-25-2011, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Coming from someone who got several of his nicknames banned by me and has to post under a fakenick and hide his identity: epic !! Loooooooooool

Lets hear those names Pipo.

But be careful what you say, clown shoes.
Banned by you? WTF, meth head?

Jack Sparrow · 10-25-2011, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Alex

Lets hear those names Pipo.

But be careful what you say, clown shoes.
Banned by you? WTF, meth head?

Lol. Why on earth should I be careful?
Did the grease fumes get to your brain?

Bahaha, funny redneck you are

bean-aid · 10-25-2011, 08:45 PM

So after all this... how about the explanation to the issue now?

Jack Sparrow · 10-25-2011, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by beaner

So after all this... how about the explanation to the issue now?

Ccbill solved it for me. And gave me an explanation.
Ccbill, still top notch on the service department today.

And no, i dont feel the need to post more about it, especially in a troll and fakenick invested thread, no offense ;)

bean-aid · 10-25-2011, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Ccbill solved it for me. And gave me an explanation.
Ccbill, still top notch on the service department today.

And no, i dont feel the need to post more about it, especially in a troll and fakenick invested thread, no offense ;)

Can I post the reason then? This will be just my guess.... but likely accurate.

"Everything on our end is working fine, however, we had a necessary update to our interface computing network database system and as a result, some sales did not show up immediately for some of our merchants. Rest assured they (the sales) are in our system and all is well."

Just Alex · 10-25-2011, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow

Lol. Why on earth should I be careful?
Did the grease fumes get to your brain?

Bahaha, funny redneck you are

Names, Pipo !
Thats what I thought, clown shoes

BTW, good morning, loser.

10-25-2011, 12:23 PM	#1
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	32 sales not counted for in ccbill today? Posted this in another thread but here goes: Todays sales, up untill this minute exactly 35 sales, 1 refund, 2 expired subscriptions. Thats the sales count from the automated emails i get from the ccbill system. When i check the stats in the ccbill admin area: 2 sales, 1 refund. Now i can understand there is a little delay, but not THIS much. Not real time fine, but theres something way off. 32 sales delay in 12 hours time? Anyone else experiencing the same? Note: NO DRAMA intended.. I still love ccbill (for now) and they nornally get me a solution ir explanation real fast. Last edited by Jack Sparrow; 10-25-2011 at 12:24 PM..

10-25-2011, 12:28 PM	#3
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,457	congrats on getting 35 sales today ;) __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

10-25-2011, 12:33 PM	#6
EDepth Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 510	-did you look up transactions for today instead of looking at quick stats when you login? -are the emails actually dated today for the date of the subscription or are they old emails that just got lost and sent now? __________________ ICQ: 275335837

10-25-2011, 01:05 PM	#9
Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	Those are real sales or imaginary much like everything else in your life? __________________

10-25-2011, 02:31 PM	#17
TeenCat Too lazy to set a koala Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: CZ/EU forever! Posts: 16,139	lucky you, i am still without answer ... __________________ 6bot / Coming again very soon! Svit Zlin Radio 24/7!

10-25-2011, 12:25 PM	#2
porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	everyone has the to pay the rent.

10-25-2011, 12:28 PM	#4
BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	When you called them directly, before posting on GFY, what did they tell you?

10-25-2011, 12:58 PM	#8
KillerK Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,406	They are probably 1 per day since that's all the sales you get, spread out over the last year.

10-25-2011, 01:28 PM	#11
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	ccbill's 1990s stats interface is a fucking joke

10-25-2011, 02:18 PM	#14
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Problem solved! Thank you all for trolling this thread to the top /thread closed.

10-25-2011, 02:21 PM	#15
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	The problem was he marked his single sale email unread 35 times and got confused.

10-25-2011, 02:45 PM	#18
SwirlsGirl So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: between east coast and vegas Posts: 2,067	connect the dots.... multiple missing denial emails, missing sale credits, missing webmaster referals, missing current form data.... sum total of complaints = "let me take a look at your account and see if anything is wrong" "checked out your account and everything is working fine"

10-25-2011, 02:53 PM	#21
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	Their private jet needed fuel.

10-25-2011, 03:12 PM	#31
patavax Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 222	Today is such a day... I am at 1:10000 (yes: UNIQUES) now. Not only CCBill (80% of my traffic goes to CCBill sites) and yes also for NATS programs I am at 1:7000 now but there's something weird going on. I really don't understand. In 6 years I have never seen such ratios. The more traffic I have the less I have in revenue... __________________ $$$ Buying PR adult sites / domains - patavax[at]yahoo[dot]com $$$ My host? TECHIE MEDIA is the best!

10-25-2011, 03:53 PM	#34
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Thats ok bro. Fakenicks like yourself have a lot to learn, thats why biz people like me are here

10-25-2011, 03:56 PM	#35
anexsia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,735	This thread is full of win, spit out my coffee a few times.

10-25-2011, 04:20 PM	#40
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	C'mon, Jack - don't hold out. Tell us what's in the basket?

10-25-2011, 08:45 PM	#47
bean-aid So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: the land of woke sleuths Posts: 16,493	So after all this... how about the explanation to the issue now?