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HELP!!! my g/f tried to ass-burglarize me!!
we were both in bed kind of fucked-up and she told me she loved fucking me but wanted to try something else, I said ok whatever thinking maybe a blindfold or something, then she proceeded to pull out a bic and tried to poke it up my ass! WTF!!
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Enjoy the moment... you get anal sex without being accused of being gay.. except you just told us moron.
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Take it like a man.
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Count yourself lucky it was'nt her fist
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Was it Lit ?...did you squeel like a piglet and cum?
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next time tell her to trim her nails short, use her finger (not a lighter), and apply spit liberally.
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how did you react? how did she react to your reaction???
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Your gf stuck a LIGHTER up your ass!!!
Does she know that certain stores sell toys for anal play??? ![]()
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no shit, i would think a lighter would not feel too great - the more i think about it. buy some anal beads or a slim vibrator. the key is keeping everything well lubed.
hehehe chickenshit, you only live once. try it out, you'll most likely end up liking it if you communicate with her enough and tell her what feels good and what hurts. ![]() |
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p1mpd0g will want pics!
count on dat
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Go along with it by all means, but you'd better start thinking of good excuses in case something gets stuck up there. Trust me, you don't want to turn up at ER with something like "I'd just got out of the shower when I fell over and got a pokemon stuck up my ass".
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Damn, first kids kill their mother in the same style they did Ralphie in the Sopranos. Now you?re getting fucked by a bic. Next comes the strap on, Ralphie. You dirty nasty little whore, you know you want it. After all, you can't rape the willing!!!!
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Sounds like she was just trying to stick a little gas up your ass.
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why don't you just admit that you liked it?
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You should ask her to fist you.
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ill never touch a BIC again
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one of my friends who happens to be a girl told me that she'd like to put on a strap-on and fuck a guy in the ass. i dunno, i guess some girls like being on the giving end once in a while?
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tip, If lit, dont fart
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my girlfriend tried to do that shit to me the day after the prom. she told me to close my eyes and relax, and naturally im thinking i'm about to get some head from her for the first time. WRONG. she tried to stick her fucking finger in my ass. forgave her but i didnt forget, i still harrass her about that shit to this day
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The cigarettes must taste even better now..
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OH pu-leeze. Guys love it, will neve admit it, but they do. How could so many gay guys be wrong? Lotsa lube, a strap on, start small, they love it!
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I know what you're thinking. Scary isn't it? Not only did it fit nicely, but it felt damn good.
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Bic... Bic lighter... Bic pen or Bic shaver?
I would go for the shaver personally, mmmm, espially the razor side in first! Just tell her what some prude chicks I know say "Exit only!!!!" ZoiNk
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I f she gets a pet gerbil dump her FAST!
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You seem like you'd like it!
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I read this thread twice today and it was funny both times.
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now you can get some anal sex out of her: "your turn !!" thing
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it was a jumbo lighter... did you miss the part where I said "TRIED to poke it up my ass" when I grabbed her hand I almost broke her wrist!
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a lighter?
haha. that's hillarious! unless you've done that to her before!
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