Ammar Kubba: Newest Spokesman for .XXX Domain Registry - GoFuckYourself.com

devilspost · 11-19-2011, 08:05 AM

After seeing the perfectly manicured adult film star-esque mustache currently being rocked by Ammar Kubba in support of Movember, the ICM Registry has hired Kubba to be its newest .XXX domain name spokesman / spokesmodel.

Kubba will be working alongside Ron Jeremy, as the two primary male .XXX spokesmen. Said Kubba, ?I take my work very seriously, much like my mustache. It?s an honor to team up with Ron Jeremy, someone whom I have admired for a very, very long time.? Kubba continued to tell a story about the first time he learned about Ron Jeremy, but unfortunately, I can?t publish it on this blog.

Charitably, all earnings from Kubba?s spokesman position will be donated to the Movember foundation, which is helping to ?raise vital funds and awareness for men?s health, specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men.? To date, Kubba has helped to raise over $2,300 for the organization. To donate to this great cause, visit http://mobro.co/Kubba

Ironically, the first event Kubba and Jeremy will be appearing at is a prostate cancer screening event sponsored by .XXX. (Kubba and Jeremy will not be doing the screenings).

Important Disclaimers: No animals were harmed by Ammar Kubba in creating the mustache. Neither Ammar Kubba nor the ICM Registry approved the contents of this article. Ron Jeremy may or may not be a spokesman for .XXX. The entirety of this article was fabricated, except for the mustache part. Hot off my domain feed

MrCain · 11-19-2011, 08:19 AM

ICM Registry is getting desperate. Changing faces is the standard scumbag response when cornered.

Chris · 11-19-2011, 08:21 AM

MrCain
please reread the post in its entirety

The Porn Nerd · 11-19-2011, 08:33 AM

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marlboroack · 11-19-2011, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilspost

Important Disclaimers: No animals were harmed by Ammar Kubba in creating the mustache.

MrCain · 11-19-2011, 09:33 AM

Chris, OK, I see.

11-19-2011, 08:05 AM	#1
devilspost Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Tampa yomebe -at- hotmail Posts: 3,980	Ammar Kubba: Newest Spokesman for .XXX Domain Registry After seeing the perfectly manicured adult film star-esque mustache currently being rocked by Ammar Kubba in support of Movember, the ICM Registry has hired Kubba to be its newest .XXX domain name spokesman / spokesmodel. Kubba will be working alongside Ron Jeremy, as the two primary male .XXX spokesmen. Said Kubba, ?I take my work very seriously, much like my mustache. It?s an honor to team up with Ron Jeremy, someone whom I have admired for a very, very long time.? Kubba continued to tell a story about the first time he learned about Ron Jeremy, but unfortunately, I can?t publish it on this blog. Charitably, all earnings from Kubba?s spokesman position will be donated to the Movember foundation, which is helping to ?raise vital funds and awareness for men?s health, specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men.? To date, Kubba has helped to raise over $2,300 for the organization. To donate to this great cause, visit http://mobro.co/Kubba Ironically, the first event Kubba and Jeremy will be appearing at is a prostate cancer screening event sponsored by .XXX. (Kubba and Jeremy will not be doing the screenings). Important Disclaimers: No animals were harmed by Ammar Kubba in creating the mustache. Neither Ammar Kubba nor the ICM Registry approved the contents of this article. Ron Jeremy may or may not be a spokesman for .XXX. The entirety of this article was fabricated, except for the mustache part. Hot off my domain feed __________________ Brothels and Escorts Worldwide.

11-19-2011, 08:19 AM	#2
MrCain Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,332	ICM Registry is getting desperate. Changing faces is the standard scumbag response when cornered. __________________ Sigmund

11-19-2011, 08:21 AM	#3
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	MrCain please reread the post in its entirety __________________ [email protected]

11-19-2011, 08:33 AM	#4
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11-19-2011, 09:33 AM	#6
MrCain Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,332	Chris, OK, I see. __________________ Sigmund