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grumpy · 11-26-2011, 04:24 PM

great find, even typos in the titles

alias · 11-26-2011, 04:24 PM

"technology heaven"

crockett · 11-26-2011, 06:23 PM

For some reason that video reminds me of

anexsia · 11-26-2011, 06:46 PM

lol wow, blast from the past. Shit I didn't get internet until 1997 I think? I remember browsing the internet on a Packard Bell computer that had a whopping 75MHz Intel Pentium, 2MB of RAM, and 4x CDROM

Chosen · 11-26-2011, 07:19 PM

LoLz

Caligari · 11-26-2011, 07:21 PM

Chatting with men...

about football

.

JohnRingo · 11-26-2011, 07:23 PM

"that's why I bought my videos and so should you too..."

Wtf

seeandsee · 11-26-2011, 07:25 PM

syper masters of internet rule our world

boyrev · 11-26-2011, 07:32 PM

thanks for sharing

beerptrol · 11-26-2011, 07:35 PM

reminded me of kip

unixmaid · 11-26-2011, 10:42 PM

Good times, good times!

Remember the hourly connect charges, firing archie in the back ground, searching "veronica" using gopher, quickly saving anything that looked interesting for offline viewing.

Then (quickly) exiting gopher, by this time archie was hopefully done, zipping up the results, then launching "uqwk" for SOUP.. (when usenet was for actual conversations..)

If you were clever, you put all this in shell scripts with output redirected, so you could xfer files while waiting for processes to run.

typing:

sz files.zip

By the time files.zip were transferred over your 2400baud modem, the SOUP packet was ready...

sz soup.zip

Ah yes... and my favorite... ASCII PORN!!! hehehehehe
(If you're too young to remember: goo.gl/5BzDX )

Brings back old memories.. long distance rates, high connect charges, pulling my hair out (I had hair then..) trying to figure out how to exit 'vi'....

But honestly, if he thinks he was chatting with women.. he was sorely mistaken... hehehe

Barry-xlovecam · 11-26-2011, 10:51 PM

in less than 20 years ... 2031?

B.Barnato · 11-26-2011, 10:57 PM

Being a Master of the Internet myself, I find your ridicule both unnecessary and offensive.

BIGTYMER · 11-26-2011, 11:16 PM

I'm on volume 3 now.

marlboroack · 11-26-2011, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Being a Master of the Internet myself, I find your ridicule both unnecessary and offensive.

crockett · 11-26-2011, 11:26 PM

just fyi.. go to the uploaders channel and he has more..

Loki · 11-26-2011, 11:29 PM

"What's the temp in Dallas?"

"And it only took TEN MINUTES!"

Wow, I can not say I miss 'the old days'

but come on people fess up.... which one of you is that guy????

-Loki-

unixmaid · 11-26-2011, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki

"What's the temp in Dallas?"

"And it only took TEN MINUTES!"

Establish connection ....

Redial ATDT 123 555 1234
BUSY
ATDT 123 555 1234
CONNECT 2400

Login:
Password:

blah blah blah....
$%!% (more phone-noise garbage)
NO CARRIER

By this time, it's been 8 minutes and you still haven't found the temperature... you could have called the time & temp service in Dallas by now....

Yep.. the old days are MUCH better as a fond memory! hehehehehehe

Double trouble · 11-27-2011, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki

"What's the temp in Dallas?"

"And it only took TEN MINUTES!"

The best part

Rochard · 11-27-2011, 01:03 AM

It's fake. The number is 800-555-DALE. Any number that starts with the prefix 555 brings you to directory assistance.

B.Barnato · 11-27-2011, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

It's fake.

anexsia · 11-27-2011, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

It's fake. The number is 800-555-DALE. Any number that starts with the prefix 555 brings you to directory assistance.

way to kill the thread lol.

bronco67 · 11-27-2011, 06:33 AM

Goddamn, don't you people have any sense of irony? That ad is fake and meant to be funny.

Solace · 11-27-2011, 06:01 PM

Who's Master Now

11-26-2011, 04:18 PM	#1
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11-26-2011, 04:24 PM	#2
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11-26-2011, 04:24 PM	#3
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11-26-2011, 06:23 PM	#4
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11-26-2011, 06:46 PM	#5
anexsia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 5,735	lol wow, blast from the past. Shit I didn't get internet until 1997 I think? I remember browsing the internet on a Packard Bell computer that had a whopping 75MHz Intel Pentium, 2MB of RAM, and 4x CDROM

11-26-2011, 07:19 PM	#6
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11-26-2011, 07:23 PM	#8
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11-26-2011, 07:32 PM	#10
boyrev Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 44	thanks for sharing

11-26-2011, 07:35 PM	#11
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11-26-2011, 10:42 PM	#12
unixmaid Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 17	Good times, good times! Remember the hourly connect charges, firing archie in the back ground, searching "veronica" using gopher, quickly saving anything that looked interesting for offline viewing. Then (quickly) exiting gopher, by this time archie was hopefully done, zipping up the results, then launching "uqwk" for SOUP.. (when usenet was for actual conversations..) If you were clever, you put all this in shell scripts with output redirected, so you could xfer files while waiting for processes to run. typing: sz files.zip By the time files.zip were transferred over your 2400baud modem, the SOUP packet was ready... sz soup.zip Ah yes... and my favorite... ASCII PORN!!! hehehehehe (If you're too young to remember: goo.gl/5BzDX ) Brings back old memories.. long distance rates, high connect charges, pulling my hair out (I had hair then..) trying to figure out how to exit 'vi'.... But honestly, if he thinks he was chatting with women.. he was sorely mistaken... hehehe __________________ UNIX Geek / Software Design / Techie services Looking for a few good clients: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1047303 "I'm like a private detective for technology, except I usually avoid theatrical explosions" Last edited by unixmaid; 11-26-2011 at 10:55 PM.. Reason: Had to see if ascii porn still existed.

11-26-2011, 10:51 PM	#13
Barry-xlovecam It's 42 Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Global Posts: 18,083	in less than 20 years ... 2031?

11-26-2011, 10:57 PM	#14
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Being a Master of the Internet myself, I find your ridicule both unnecessary and offensive.

11-26-2011, 11:16 PM	#15
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	I'm on volume 3 now.

11-26-2011, 11:26 PM	#17
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	just fyi.. go to the uploaders channel and he has more..

11-26-2011, 11:29 PM	#18
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	"What's the temp in Dallas?" "And it only took TEN MINUTES!" Wow, I can not say I miss 'the old days' but come on people fess up.... which one of you is that guy???? -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

11-27-2011, 01:03 AM	#21
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11-27-2011, 06:33 AM	#24
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11-27-2011, 06:01 PM	#25
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