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MarkDeus · 01-11-2012, 03:16 PM

I'm not fooling around, and we need 6 web developper ASAP. Refer them to me, and I'll make it worth your while.

http://www.gammajobs.com/Senior-Web-...er-job-84.html

Other jobs are available, but since they are not urgent, I give 100 for those

email/ICQ in sig

Barefootsies · 01-11-2012, 03:19 PM

I feel your pain.

There are a ton of big pay, and long term, projects out there on the various forums looking for the right developer and programmers. Unfortunately, you have a lot of bad apples to sort through to find those with the right skills who can deliver on time.

MarkDeus · 01-11-2012, 03:27 PM

Those with the right skills will love this job

Barefootsies · 01-11-2012, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornerBros

Those with the right skills will love this job

It sounds like a toe curling opportunity.

candyflip · 01-11-2012, 03:32 PM

My girl is interviewing for Sr. Web Dev positions because her current job has a 2 hour commute. Possibility of telecommuting?

MarkDeus · 01-11-2012, 03:33 PM

I forgot to mention something, but it's an intern job in Montreal, Canada

lucas131 · 01-11-2012, 03:34 PM

look at gfy, you will find someone. have luck and now please send me the money

TheCheesePolice · 01-11-2012, 03:36 PM

Do they need to work in your office in Canada or is a remote location such as Australia all right?

MarkDeus · 01-11-2012, 03:38 PM

No outsourcing.

Nice try Lucas, but we have to actually HIRE the guy, lol

lucas131 · 01-11-2012, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornerBros

I forgot to mention something, but it's an intern job in Montreal, Canada

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCheesePolice

Do they need to work in your office in Canada or is a remote location such as Australia all right?

i think you can work from mcdonalds also

aspen · 01-11-2012, 04:16 PM

you're looking for a senior developer specifically in Montreal on here?

post on actual job sites.

yuu.design · 01-11-2012, 04:46 PM

Did you guys need a designer? :P

blackmonsters · 01-11-2012, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I feel your pain.

There are a ton of big pay, and long term, projects out there on the various forums looking for the right developer and programmers. Unfortunately, you have a lot of bad apples to sort through to find those with the right skills who can deliver on time.

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raymor · 01-11-2012, 06:01 PM

"Senior web developer ... it's an intern job." Senior developer, or intern? Do you mean in-house? Intern would be for someone finishing up school, with no or very little pay.

Caligari · 01-11-2012, 06:03 PM

hey Blackmonsters did you check the page, there are several listings up-
http://www.gammajobs.com/Senior-Web-...er-job-84.html

In any case Blackmonsters did a few jobs for me recently, both of which turned out great and were done in a timely manner.

.

blackmonsters · 01-11-2012, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari

hey Blackmonsters did you check the page, there are several listings up-
http://www.gammajobs.com/Senior-Web-...er-job-84.html

In any case Blackmonsters did a few jobs for me recently, both of which turned out great and were done in a timely manner.

.

I checked it out.

I don't have these : "Memcache, Hadoop, HipHop, node.js, Python".

It's hard to be a "perfect fit" when there are so many different tools and languages
out there.

Caligari · 01-11-2012, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I don't have these : "Memcache, Hadoop, HipHop, node.js, Python".

I had Hadoop once, cleared up with a shot of penicillin;)

Actually it does say "If one or more than those word rings a bell, now is your chance to come and meet us."

So it doesn't sound like they expect you to know them all.

.

blackmonsters · 01-11-2012, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari

I had Hadoop once, cleared up with a shot of penicillin;)

Actually it does say "If one or more than those word rings a bell, now is your chance to come and meet us."

So it doesn't sound like they expect you to know them all.

.

MarkDeus · 01-12-2012, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I checked it out.

I don't have these : "Memcache, Hadoop, HipHop, node.js, Python".

It's hard to be a "perfect fit" when there are so many different tools and languages
out there.

Are you interested? based or willing to work in Montreal?
If so, please contact me

candyflip · 01-12-2012, 08:33 AM

Was the intern bit, just a joke?

PR_Sebas · 01-12-2012, 08:46 AM

I'm guessing he meant "internal" (as in Montreal, in office) not "intern", just a typo.

Good luck in the job search!

seeric · 01-12-2012, 08:49 AM

Hiring in house is the way to go. Especially these days. There are many more upsides to getting that task done, than the few downsides that go with hurdling that obstacle of people wanting to telecommute. Most of that telecommuting days is over, except in rare occasions.

MarkDeus · 01-12-2012, 08:53 AM

Yeah, sorry guys, I meant "in-house"
I am not 100% familiar with all the expressions, since English is not my primary language

MarkDeus · 01-12-2012, 01:44 PM

*UPDATE*
Mors positions available!

http://www.gammajobs.com/Senior-Web-...er-job-84.html
http://www.gammajobs.com/Team-Lead-D...er-job-64.html
http://www.gammajobs.com/Web-Developer-Sr.-job-46.html
http://www.gammajobs.com/Gurus-PHP-job-18.html

I specify that these opening are in-house only. No outsourcing. we are based in Montreal, Canada. Thank you to everyone who wrote back to me since yesterday. My ICQ has been flashing non-stop and I am about to go postal! Keep em' CVs coming.

fris · 01-12-2012, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Was the intern bit, just a joke?

ya Senior and Intern dont belong together.

Just like Drupal and WordPress

Klen · 01-12-2012, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornerBros

*UPDATE*
Mors positions available!

http://www.gammajobs.com/Senior-Web-...er-job-84.html
http://www.gammajobs.com/Team-Lead-D...er-job-64.html
http://www.gammajobs.com/Web-Developer-Sr.-job-46.html
http://www.gammajobs.com/Gurus-PHP-job-18.html

I specify that these opening are in-house only. No outsourcing. we are based in Montreal, Canada. Thank you to everyone who wrote back to me since yesterday. My ICQ has been flashing non-stop and I am about to go postal! Keep em' CVs coming.

Any of those people based in Montreal

blackmonsters · 01-12-2012, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornerBros

Are you interested? based or willing to work in Montreal?
If so, please contact me

I'm totally interested but it seems impossible.
I would need to get a passport, place to live, a car(I think), a work permit, etc...

Seems like a lot of money just to get there.

fris · 01-12-2012, 09:20 PM

btw senior is like 7+ years experience, senior developer shoudl be 80k+

porno jew · 01-12-2012, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I'm totally interested but it seems impossible.
I would need to get a passport, place to live, a car(I think), a work permit, etc...

Seems like a lot of money just to get there.

you are your own worst enemy.

blackmonsters · 01-12-2012, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

you are your own worst enemy.

Good point. I should lie like hell and tell them I'll be there tomorrow then stall for
4-8 weeks until I get the passport.

Klen · 01-13-2012, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

btw senior is like 7+ years experience, senior developer shoudl be 80k+

Working or general experience?

01-11-2012, 03:16 PM	#1
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MarkDeus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 643	I forgot to mention something, but it's an intern job in Montreal, Canada __________________ marc@pornerbrosDOTcom marc@givemegayDOTcom ICQ: 631-877-938 Resistance is futile. Lower your domains and surrender your scripts. Prepare to be assimilated

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	Hiring in house is the way to go. Especially these days. There are many more upsides to getting that task done, than the few downsides that go with hurdling that obstacle of people wanting to telecommute. Most of that telecommuting days is over, except in rare occasions.

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MarkDeus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 643	Yeah, sorry guys, I meant "in-house" I am not 100% familiar with all the expressions, since English is not my primary language __________________ marc@pornerbrosDOTcom marc@givemegayDOTcom ICQ: 631-877-938 Resistance is futile. Lower your domains and surrender your scripts. Prepare to be assimilated

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MarkDeus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 643	UPDATE Mors positions available! http://www.gammajobs.com/Senior-Web-...er-job-84.html http://www.gammajobs.com/Team-Lead-D...er-job-64.html http://www.gammajobs.com/Web-Developer-Sr.-job-46.html http://www.gammajobs.com/Gurus-PHP-job-18.html I specify that these opening are in-house only. No outsourcing. we are based in Montreal, Canada. Thank you to everyone who wrote back to me since yesterday. My ICQ has been flashing non-stop and I am about to go postal! Keep em' CVs coming. __________________ marc@pornerbrosDOTcom marc@givemegayDOTcom ICQ: 631-877-938 Resistance is futile. Lower your domains and surrender your scripts. Prepare to be assimilated

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