Grammar and Spelling Lesson of the Day... - GoFuckYourself.com

Eric · 02-01-2012, 10:51 AM

I am sure many of you will say that you do this on accident, and I could easily go along with that excuse if you only did this once or twice, but not the over and over and over again that I see regularly. We have been through the YOUR YOU'RE stuff before. We have also been through the THERE THEIR and THEY'RE stuff before. Lately though, I have seen this new error too many times to not warrant some education.

lose
[looz] Show IPA verb, lost, los·ing.
verb (used with object)
1. to come to be without (something in one's possession or care), through accident, theft, etc., so that there is little or no prospect of recovery: I'm sure I've merely misplaced my hat, not lost it.
2. to fail inadvertently to retain (something) in such a way that it cannot be immediately recovered: I just lost a dime under this sofa.
3. to suffer the deprivation of: to lose one's job; to lose one's life.
4. to be bereaved of by death: to lose a sister.
5. to fail to keep, preserve, or maintain: to lose one's balance; to lose one's figure.

loose
[loos] Show IPA adjective, loos·er, loos·est, adverb, verb loosed, loos·ing.
adjective
1. free or released from fastening or attachment: a loose end.
2. free from anything that binds or restrains; unfettered: loose cats prowling around in alleyways at night.
3. uncombined, as a chemical element.
4. not bound together: to wear one's hair loose.
5. not put up in a package or other container: loose mushrooms.

Learn it, love it, USE it correctly!

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

ottopottomouse · 02-01-2012, 11:27 AM

It's bought and brought that usually makes me wish I could reach through my router and strangle someone.

"I just brought a new car"

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DarkJedi · 02-01-2012, 11:29 AM

add to the list

then
than
your
you're
their
they're

fucking retards

porno jew · 02-01-2012, 11:31 AM

hate when people write "i am looking for advise."

Mutt · 02-01-2012, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

fucking retards

the one i see on GFY and elsewhere is 'retarted'

Spunky · 02-01-2012, 11:40 AM

I dint gits no edumacations,I can count to potato

GFED · 02-01-2012, 11:40 AM

i sale short icq

96ukssob · 02-01-2012, 11:44 AM

my writer friend would bust on my for this and taught me a good way to remember...

LOOSE - a woman has a loose vagina... two O's represent tits. Or my balls are loose, two O's represent each testicle (only works for you guys that have 2).

LOSE - your a loser, I lose my mind. All are 1 thing with 1 "o"

I before E except after C

FreeHugeMovies · 02-01-2012, 11:46 AM

Met and Meet!

GFED · 02-01-2012, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

LOSE - your a loser, I lose my mind. All are 1 thing with 1 "o"

I before E except after C

You're

=)

KRosh · 02-01-2012, 11:47 AM

There, their, they?re

there is a place, they?re is ?they are?!

Their, on the other hand is the possessive, of them, and is used when talking about their money, their size or their awesomeness, but never ever their awesome!

Definitely, definately, definitaly

Definately and definitaly do not exist! It?s definitely and that?s definite and final.

Could have vs could of

He could have brought me a brand new iPad from New York.

On the other hand, ?could of? means absolutely nothing and people who use it should be lined up and beat down.

Your and You're

?your? and ?you?re?. ?Your? is a possessive pronoun: Your car is green. ?You?re? is a contraction of ?you are?: You?re a great swimmer.

A lot

The correct spelling of ?a lot?, which is not ?alot?. ?A lot?, meaning ?many? or ?a large amount or number?, is an informal expression that should be written as two words.

O MARINA · 02-01-2012, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

hate when people write "i am looking for advise."

Pheonsay, are you looking for a Sponser?

CaptainHowdy · 02-01-2012, 11:50 AM

I'm an atheist, I don't believe in grammar ...

DWB · 02-01-2012, 11:51 AM

That's an easy one.

Just remember this:

You are losing money because you have no idea what you're doing.

Your mom is a loose fithy whore.

The Porn Nerd · 02-01-2012, 11:53 AM

THANK YOU ERIC for pointing this out. It's been driving me nuts for a long time now (admittedly, a short drive).

The example I use to try and educate these grammatical morons is this:

"You LOSE your mind; your vagina is LOOSE."

Rochard · 02-01-2012, 11:54 AM

Eric is loose.

Just Alex · 02-01-2012, 11:55 AM

If PastorSinAlot clicks on this one he's going to be confused as fuck.

PenisFace · 02-01-2012, 12:00 PM

I went too they're house too watch a movie, than we went to there pool in they're backyard. My pants were lose the hole time, though.

JFK · 02-01-2012, 12:01 PM

Finally an edumacation Thread, congrats Eric

96ukssob · 02-01-2012, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex

If PastorSinAlot clicks on this one he's going to be confused as fuck.

SexSearchSuzanne · 02-01-2012, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric

I am sure many of you will say that you do this on accident

Ah, a thread I can appreciate. But are you sure people aren't doing it BY accident?

(Please don't ban me

)

borked · 02-01-2012, 12:34 PM

Add:

I would/could/should *have*.....
not I would of
grrr.

newB · 02-01-2012, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh

Could have vs could of

He could have brought me a brand new iPad from New York.

On the other hand, ?could of? means absolutely nothing and people who use it should be lined up and beat down.

This one jumps out at me, too. Oh, that's another one - to vs too (as in 'also' or 'an excessive amount').
I went to the store to get me some beer and cigarettes too, but they were too busy so I came back home.

BadMrFrostyCZ · 02-01-2012, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric

I am sure many of you will say that you do this on accident

I am sure many of you will say that you do this by accident.

Please don't ban me Mr Admin

Dirty F · 02-01-2012, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh

There, their, they?re

there is a place, they?re is ?they are?!

Their, on the other hand is the possessive, of them, and is used when talking about their money, their size or their awesomeness, but never ever their awesome!

Definitely, definately, definitaly

Definately and definitaly do not exist! It?s definitely and that?s definite and final.

Could have vs could of

He could have brought me a brand new iPad from New York.

On the other hand, ?could of? means absolutely nothing and people who use it should be lined up and beat down.

Your and You're

?your? and ?you?re?. ?Your? is a possessive pronoun: Your car is green. ?You?re? is a contraction of ?you are?: You?re a great swimmer.

A lot

The correct spelling of ?a lot?, which is not ?alot?. ?A lot?, meaning ?many? or ?a large amount or number?, is an informal expression that should be written as two words.

English is not my first language and although i make a lot of mistakes the words you mentioned are no problem for.

pornguy · 02-01-2012, 02:34 PM

This is something that does NOT bother me on chat boards especially when I consider that a Larger number of these people are speaking English as a second language.

If they say something confusing, I just ask.

Dirty F · 02-01-2012, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadMrFrostyCZ

I am sure many of you will say that you do this by accident.

.,.

ottopottomouse · 02-01-2012, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

English is not my first language

It's often the native English speakers that tend to write like a mong, and nobody can really complain about someone who is ESL - especially as if you reversed the situation most native English speakers are terrible at any other languages.

AnimeFevers · 02-01-2012, 02:59 PM

RyuLion · 02-01-2012, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers

BINGO!!!

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 02-01-2012, 03:09 PM

Thanks for the lesson, i feel smarter now

Evil Chris · 02-01-2012, 03:11 PM

Congradulations to the weiners.

uno · 02-01-2012, 03:13 PM

I've been seeing "for all intensive purposes" a lot lately and it drives me up the fucking wall.

Tom_PM · 02-01-2012, 03:15 PM

feonsay is still correct though

lucas131 · 02-01-2012, 03:16 PM

well thanks for your heads up master

Jman · 02-01-2012, 03:21 PM

Allez vous faire foutre!!!!

BV · 02-01-2012, 07:12 PM

English spelling is a terrible mess anyway, full of arbitrary contrivances and exceptions that outnumber rules. Why receipt but deceit? Water but daughter? Daughter but laughter? What is the logic behind the ough in through, dough, and cough? Instead of trying to get the letters right with imperfect tools, it would be far better to loosen our idea of correct spelling.

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2012/0...y_autocorrect/

d-null · 02-01-2012, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I've been seeing "for all intensive purposes" a lot lately and it drives me up the fucking wall.

I've seen this recently too

Babaganoosh · 02-01-2012, 07:25 PM

How about all of the idiots who say "I should of known."

Should HAVE, goddamnit. Paul M thinks that of and have are interchangeable.

Eric · 02-01-2012, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

the one i see on GFY and elsewhere is 'retarted'

Should we start calling those people "Pop Retarted!?"

Eric · 02-01-2012, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh

There, their, they?re

there is a place, they?re is ?they are?!

Their, on the other hand is the possessive, of them, and is used when talking about their money, their size or their awesomeness, but never ever their awesome!

Definitely, definately, definitaly

Definately and definitaly do not exist! It?s definitely and that?s definite and final.

Could have vs could of

He could have brought me a brand new iPad from New York.

On the other hand, ?could of? means absolutely nothing and people who use it should be lined up and beat down.

Your and You're

?your? and ?you?re?. ?Your? is a possessive pronoun: Your car is green. ?You?re? is a contraction of ?you are?: You?re a great swimmer.

A lot

The correct spelling of ?a lot?, which is not ?alot?. ?A lot?, meaning ?many? or ?a large amount or number?, is an informal expression that should be written as two words.

Do not forget... ALLOT - Which means to give an allowance of something.

Eric · 02-01-2012, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Eric is loose.

You shut your mouth!

Eric · 02-01-2012, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I've been seeing "for all intensive purposes" a lot lately and it drives me up the fucking wall.

HAHA this is one I see all the time too.

CDSmith · 02-01-2012, 07:39 PM

Tomorrow's lesson: To, Too, and Two.

I went back TO get my keys and caught her humping the gardner.

I was TOO pissed for words.

She was a TWO-timing whorebag.

Incorrect usage: I wanted one but the price was to much.

HardlinkSells · 02-01-2012, 07:54 PM

I aint understanding none of these stuff. Your a dunb poop idiot.

I ain't mad about nothing, but this something is not making no sense to me

HardlinkSells · 02-01-2012, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric

Should we start calling those people "Pop Retarted!?"

Does forgetting commas make you pop retarted?

Evil Chris · 02-01-2012, 08:37 PM

You're gonna loose that girl.... ;)

J$tyle$ · 02-01-2012, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I've been seeing "for all intensive purposes" a lot lately and it drives me up the fucking wall.

LOL

Add this saying to the list too

"I could care less"

JFK · 02-01-2012, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$

LOL

Add this saying to the list too

"I could care less"

and the long and short of it is ..................

Jim_Gunn · 02-01-2012, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

How about all of the idiots who say "I should of known."

Should HAVE, goddamnit. Paul M thinks that of and have are interchangeable.

Just want to point out that I was at the forefront of scolding people, especially Paul Markham, about this!

02-01-2012, 10:51 AM	#1
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Grammar and Spelling Lesson of the Day... I am sure many of you will say that you do this on accident, and I could easily go along with that excuse if you only did this once or twice, but not the over and over and over again that I see regularly. We have been through the YOUR YOU'RE stuff before. We have also been through the THERE THEIR and THEY'RE stuff before. Lately though, I have seen this new error too many times to not warrant some education. lose [looz] Show IPA verb, lost, los·ing. verb (used with object) 1. to come to be without (something in one's possession or care), through accident, theft, etc., so that there is little or no prospect of recovery: I'm sure I've merely misplaced my hat, not lost it. 2. to fail inadvertently to retain (something) in such a way that it cannot be immediately recovered: I just lost a dime under this sofa. 3. to suffer the deprivation of: to lose one's job; to lose one's life. 4. to be bereaved of by death: to lose a sister. 5. to fail to keep, preserve, or maintain: to lose one's balance; to lose one's figure. loose [loos] Show IPA adjective, loos·er, loos·est, adverb, verb loosed, loos·ing. adjective 1. free or released from fastening or attachment: a loose end. 2. free from anything that binds or restrains; unfettered: loose cats prowling around in alleyways at night. 3. uncombined, as a chemical element. 4. not bound together: to wear one's hair loose. 5. not put up in a package or other container: loose mushrooms. Learn it, love it, USE it correctly! Back to your regularly scheduled programming. __________________ No One

02-01-2012, 11:27 AM	#2
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02-01-2012, 11:29 AM	#3
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	add to the list then than your you're their they're fucking retards

02-01-2012, 11:31 AM	#4
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02-01-2012, 11:46 AM	#9
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02-01-2012, 11:47 AM	#11
KRosh So Fucking Outlawed Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 5,114	There, their, they?re there is a place, they?re is ?they are?! Their, on the other hand is the possessive, of them, and is used when talking about their money, their size or their awesomeness, but never ever their awesome! Definitely, definately, definitaly Definately and definitaly do not exist! It?s definitely and that?s definite and final. Could have vs could of He could have brought me a brand new iPad from New York. On the other hand, ?could of? means absolutely nothing and people who use it should be lined up and beat down. Your and You're ?your? and ?you?re?. ?Your? is a possessive pronoun: Your car is green. ?You?re? is a contraction of ?you are?: You?re a great swimmer. A lot The correct spelling of ?a lot?, which is not ?alot?. ?A lot?, meaning ?many? or ?a large amount or number?, is an informal expression that should be written as two words. __________________ ICQ 115433750

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02-01-2012, 11:51 AM	#14
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02-01-2012, 11:53 AM	#15
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02-01-2012, 07:25 PM	#39
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02-01-2012, 08:37 PM	#47
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